The detectives on Law and Order are total d*cks

[The Devil's Advocate]

I saw an episode yesterday where this guy killed this woman and the defense attorney was saying that since the murderer confided in his gay husband, the husband shouldn't have to testify.

Of course, this is the 90s or something so gay marriage wasn't 100% legal everywhere.... McCoy goes to the state court in Buffalo and argues that gay marriage isn't legal yet and he wins the case and gets to put the husband on the stand, but gets hundreds of other gay marriages wiped off the record in the process.

McCoy was like


lIRC the assistant DA ends up coming out the closet later on in the season so she was clearly pissed.

McCoy would go to the ends of the Earth

I remember a joint where he straight up told the victim who the perp was BEFORE a lineup... he's on some "pick number 3"


she goes in and does it... then the perp admits to the crime

afterwards the assistant DA is like "that was illegal as fukk"


McCoy: "it's only illegal if we use it in court.. which we don't have to, because he confessed to the crime"


DA: "yea but he wouldn't have confessed if you didn't do that shyt"


McCoyL

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

I saw an episode yesterday where this guy killed this woman and the defense attorney was saying that since the murderer confided in his gay husband, the husband shouldn't have to testify.

Of course, this is the 90s or something so gay marriage wasn't 100% legal everywhere.... McCoy goes to the state court in Buffalo and argues that gay marriage isn't legal yet and he wins the case and gets to put the husband on the stand, but gets hundreds of other gay marriages wiped off the record in the process.

McCoy was like


lIRC the assistant DA ends up coming out the closet later on in the season so she was clearly pissed.

her and arthur branch used to get into it all the time, cause hes always some wild sexist shyt. then when she came out he stayed sexually harassing her
she'd look at mccoy like

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

I felt bad for Casey, they treated her like a punching bag( also literally in that episode where dude attacked her)

she be hella confident too


6 minutes left in the episode

"Nothing further"


*scene that ends with "jury's in"*

"We find the defendant, a random actor from Oz...Not guilty."

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

McCoy would go to the ends of the Earth

I remember a joint where he straight up told the victim who the perp was BEFORE a lineup... he's on some "pick number 3"


she goes in and does it... then the perp admits to the crime

afterwards the assistant DA is like "that was illegal as fukk"


McCoy: "it's only illegal if we use it in court.. which we don't have to, because he confessed to the crime"


DA: "yea but he wouldn't have confessed if you didn't do that shyt"


McCoyL

i remember that judge who was trying to run for da or some shyt got pissed a mccoy pulling a switch-a-roo on what he thought was going to be a landmark and carere defying case so he tryed to blackmail him with that in the middle of court.
mccoy started putting the dots together and got furious

 

[Box Cutta]

Pure psycho....

Yo, sorry for the cheesy video, but it's the only one I could find, but how about @ 1:50 here where he punched the shyt out of that locker?

it was always against Casey novak too, she was so shytty she got disbarred
Alex Cobot didn't let that shyt cook

Novak would get cooked in court..... then blame the suv unit

I feel like Alex Cabot was a far better attorney, although I liked Novak too.

You're right though, Novak was far more likely to get waxed. At least she was entertaining though.

I'm surprised to see that people prefer anyone else over these two on SVU, I didn't know that Barba was so popular.

I felt bad for Casey, they treated her like a punching bag( also literally in that episode where dude attacked her)

Yo, when she woke up like "Was I raped? "

shyt was intense out here....

she be hella confident too


6 minutes left in the episode

"Nothing further"


*scene that ends with "jury's in"*

"We find the defendant, a random actor from Oz...Not guilty."

That LUDACRIS shyt was legendary, he ethered the entire squad in one sitting.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Pure psycho....

Yo, sorry for the cheesy video, but it's the only one I could find, but how about @ 1:50 here were he punched the shyt out of that locker?

I feel like Alex Cabot was a far better attorney, although I liked Novak too.

You're right though, Novak was far more likely to get waxed. At least she was entertaining though.

I'm surprised to see that people prefer anyone else over these two on SVU, I didn't know that Barba was so popular.



Yo, when she woke up like "Was I raped? "

shyt was intense out here....





That LUDACRIS shyt was legendary, he ethered the entire squad in one sitting.

breh that is one if my favorite episode(s) of tv ever. he shytted ALL OVER THEM

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

I feel like Alex Cabot was a far better attorney, although I liked Novak too.

You're right though, Novak was far more likely to get waxed. At least she was entertaining though.

I'm surprised to see that people prefer anyone else over these two on SVU, I didn't know that Barba was so popular.

cabot was a better attorney

dude suv didnt even have the best ada's

the two best ada's were paul roubinette and jamie ross
and as far as executive ada ben stone >>> jack mccoy >>>>>>>>> the rest

 

[Llcoolbay]

Yea Luda got in they ass. I was rooting for him cause he was so good

 

[ThisWorldAintRight]

cabot was a better attorney

dude suv didnt even have the best ada's

the two best ada's were paul roubinette and jamie ross
and as far as executive ada ben stone >>> jack mccoy >>>>>>>>> the rest

Ben Stone....that funny talking b*stard, he was good though. Robinette was the mf man even if dude playin him wasn't the best actor out there.
The mothership to me had the best detectives overall, even though Robert Goren is my fav of all time.

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

Ben Stone....that funny talking b*stard, he was good though. Robinette was the mf man even if dude playin him wasn't the best actor out there.
The mothership to me had the best detectives overall, even though Robert Goren is my fav of all time.

if goren on ya ass then thats a scary sight. he hit that lean on ya then its a wrap

 

[Box Cutta]

cabot was a better attorney

dude suv didnt even have the best ada's

the two best ada's were paul roubinette and jamie ross
and as far as executive ada ben stone >>> jack mccoy >>>>>>>>> the rest

Oh well if we're talking ALL of the shows in the L&O Universe than yeah there have been better. I was talking particularly about the SVU ADA's.

McCoy....

if goren on ya ass then thats a scary sight. he hit that lean on ya then its a wrap

Yeah Goren was another super efficient psycho. Dude had Batman tier deductive reasoning and detective skills at times.

 

[ShoryukenHaduken]

He wouldn't even listen to his own boss.

Boss: McCoy I told you not to put her on the stand. Now the mayor is on my ass and it's an election year. I told you to wrap this shyt up with a plea

McCoy: This is about justice Adam. I don't give a damn about the politics. Now I can him locked up for 30 years. I don't care if he's the mayors brother



Then that blonde da took over and started doing the same exact shyt to McCoy

jack used to smash all this assistants before the blone lesbo came on

 

[ShoryukenHaduken]

wait when did the nikka

Hate to say it, but if I'm Cragen, I'm taking Elliott "Rambo" Stabler in the field. He is the soldier you need; dirty enough in the field to never challenge for promotions and shyt. He couldn't have become a lieu without turning to alcohol or pills to sedate that rage. But he really didn't want that, he was satisfied busting pervs and playing the dark hero role.

I liked Fin, but i felt like they made his character too distant at the beginning to develop properly. I don't like how they developed Fin or Benson- they should have just stayed cops, sleeping around with no good people but never bringing kids in. I didn't like Fin's family story arc, and I did not like Benson adopting the child. Out of all the black cops in Law and Order world, he seemed like the realest. Green sold out multiple times, and Anthony Anderson (can't remember his name) didn't get enough shine.

My favorite character was Lieutenant Van Buren. She seemed like one of the realest characters on there. Unlke most of the others, I could actually see her leading an investigation on the first 48; she is by the books, and doesn't resort to torture like most of the rest. I really wish S. Epatha Merkerson got more respect for her skills

wait when did green sell em out

 

[Jimmy ValenTime]

I like DA Super Mario

I know he's hispanic but

He be super guideo out





When the Co threaten him and he was like you make a threat you best make sure you be intimidating papi

 

[Jimmy ValenTime]

Goren was the start of that border line autistic genius type on TV like a house modern sherlock holmes, bull, etc