The detectives on Law and Order are total d*cks

[smoove157]

Can we talk about how Stabler has literally never lost a fight? Dude should be a multiple time MMA champion at this point.

*criminal gets rowdy and tries to attack with sword and machine gun*

*Stabler dodges bullets and parries into rear naked choke*

*criminal is singlehandedly subdued*

its part of the rage b. he got all that pedo fighting anger pent up inside.

he's that guy in the club who is just WAITING to start a fight.

pure definition of "I wish a nikka would"

no shot you could ever take him in a fight. he got that super saiyan pedo murdering strength

 

[BlackDynamite310]

Elliot couldn't wait till you ran cuz after he chased you it was a certain he was gonna beat yo a**

 

[Macallik86]

Elliot became too much for me. Just a stereotypical hot-head. I'm binging the regular Law and Order right now but I am also a fan of Criminal Intent. The slightly autistic Detective Goren was a good, more Sherlock Holmes spin of Law and Order.

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

Munch, Fin, Lennie Briscoe, etc.... all true a$$holes.

briscoe was a dikk for a totally different reason, hed be at the crime scene cracking jokes while the family in the background crying n shyt

and much and fin were nothing like stabler and benson

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

how about the fact that these nikkas was always quick to crack jokes at ANY fukking murder scene

**pulls up to a restaurant with 10 shot up bodies**


"what's going on here"

"looks like the perp was eating here with his 5 infant kids when suddenly he pulled out an automatic and started killing everyone in the joint"

"GUESS HE DIDN'T LIKE THE FOOD"

lenny da gawd with the zingers

 

[42 Monks]

I think it was a money dispute


Both were dikks. Never liked that guy tucker


I never heard about taking pictures but the real dark sense of humor is spot on. My great uncle said cracking jokes is basically what kept him from going insane from the shyt you see. Says he saw a 7 year old girl get run over once . That's basically how they wrote out the all state mayhem guy early in the show. He saw some horrible shyt by Coney Island I think.

Yeah man, I used to work with some forensics people... I couldn't even eat lunch with some of those guys lol

 

[DaylitoJames]

Can we talk about how Stabler has literally never lost a fight? Dude should be a multiple time MMA champion at this point.

*criminal gets rowdy and tries to attack with sword and machine gun*

*Stabler dodges bullets and parries into rear naked choke*

*criminal is singlehandedly subdued*

Remember that one episode Elliot was working as a cop in another country to catch a pedo...

Criminal: You can't do nothing to me... I have my rights
Foreign Cop: Yeah.... that only applies in America. In this country it's a different policy
Stabler:
Criminal: Wait we can work something out, a plea deal or
*Stabler proceeds to whoop criminal's ass*
Foreign Cop: I didn't see nothing
Stabler: Now talk pleiboi
Criminal:

 

[42 Monks]

Remember that one episode Elliot was working as a cop in another country to catch a pedo...

Criminal: You can't do nothing to me... I have my rights
Foreign Cop: Yeah.... that only applies in America. In this country it's a different policy
Stabler:
Criminal: Wait we can work something out, a plea deal or
*Stabler proceeds to whoop criminal's ass*
Foreign Cop: I didn't see nothing
Stabler: Now talk pleiboi
Criminal:

I remember that episode. Stabler couldn't contain himself

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

I remember that episode. Stabler couldn't contain himself

His reaction when the kid who killed someone after playing GTA asked him if he'd ever killed someone when he was in the marines

 

[smoove157]

His reaction when the kid who killed someone after playing GTA asked him if he'd ever killed someone when he was in the marines

they had that guy hooked up to an MRI whilst playing gta just to see what parts of his brain was getting stimulated

 

[mson]

I remember Stabler tried to snap a perps neck during interrogation ninja style. That was one volatile sob.

Green was an ass hole though. He always got an attitude for no reason.

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

I remember Stabler tried to snap a perps neck during interrogation ninja style. That was one volatile sob.

Green was an ass hole though. He always got an attitude for know reason.

det green would get pissed if the suspect made him run
Them early det green episodes where he was a hothead were hilarious





Stabler had to deal with rapist and pedos all day, then come home to a family that hates him for no reason. No wonder he was so angry all the time. He comes home angry thinking hell get to wind down the gets hit with some bullshyt from his ungrateful family

 

[Detroit Wave]

Easily the most incompetent group of cops ever

Benson stay gettin ppl merked

 

[smoove157]

det green would get pissed if the suspect made him run
Them early det green episodes where he was a hothead were hilarious





Stabler had to deal with rapist and pedos all day, then come home to a family that hates him for no reason. No wonder he was so angry all the time. He comes home angry thinking hell get to wind down the gets hit with some bullshyt from his ungrateful family

son, when his daughter was basically a prostitute..... come on b

had to bring in HIS OWN mom to talk to the daughter, just for her to confirm, that YES, she was also in fact a slut back in the day as well

no wonder this dude stabler was so angry all the time

 

[Jimmy ValenTime]

people like stabler cause he did it to rapist , and pedos

we feel its what they deserve ...