The detectives on Law and Order are total d*cks

[Jax]

Elliot was more concerned about who was banging his wife and what his slutty daughter was doing late nights. Can't blame em.

 

[Jimmy ValenTime]

Lennie Briscoe was forever the king

laughing in the face of death and horror

pissed off he had to give more then 50 cents for a candy bar

gave the guy who store was robbed the


"no wonder you got robbed "


munch was like that but more sad

 

[richaveli83]

I'm actually surprised SVU is still on the air. It's been since what 2000?

 

[Jimmy ValenTime]

I'm actually surprised SVU is still on the air. It's been since what 2000?

fall 99

ten years with stabler

and now six + with the new team

detective lucky charms from the new season is garbage tries to get angry about shyt but does not have that akuma rage stabler has

my gf watches the marathons on USA every weekend


can you please watch some non depresseing shyt babe

 

[ShoryukenHaduken]

Lennie Briscoe was forever the king

laughing in the face of death and horror

pissed off he had to give more then 50 cents for a candy bar

gave the guy who store was robbed the


"no wonder you got robbed "


munch was like that but more sad

Lenny was that dude those comical lines he dropped and that nikka green. stabler and olivia shoulda been i jail for the amount of laws those 2 broke but mccoy won cases he shouldnt have won of

 

[Giovani]

 

[mson]

 

[ShoryukenHaduken]

Now that i think about it mccoy had a crazy reputation i remember episodes whenever those dectives would travel outta state the DA in other places knew of mccoy and didnt try to cross him dude was the DA don till he entered politics and became another minion

 

[hayesc0]

I'm actually surprised SVU is still on the air. It's been since what 2000?

99

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

Now that i think about it mccoy had a crazy reputation i remember episodes whenever those dectives would travel outta state the DA in other places knew of mccoy and didnt try to cross him dude was the DA don till he entered politics and became another minion

He wouldn't even listen to his own boss.

Boss: McCoy I told you not to put her on the stand. Now the mayor is on my ass and it's an election year. I told you to wrap this shyt up with a plea

McCoy: This is about justice Adam. I don't give a damn about the politics. Now I can him locked up for 30 years. I don't care if he's the mayors brother



Then that blonde da took over and started doing the same exact shyt to McCoy

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

That music

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

Hate to say it, but if I'm Cragen, I'm taking Elliott "Rambo" Stabler in the field. He is the soldier you need; dirty enough in the field to never challenge for promotions and shyt. He couldn't have become a lieu without turning to alcohol or pills to sedate that rage. But he really didn't want that, he was satisfied busting pervs and playing the dark hero role.

I liked Fin, but i felt like they made his character too distant at the beginning to develop properly. I don't like how they developed Fin or Benson- they should have just stayed cops, sleeping around with no good people but never bringing kids in. I didn't like Fin's family story arc, and I did not like Benson adopting the child. Out of all the black cops in Law and Order world, he seemed like the realest. Green sold out multiple times, and Anthony Anderson (can't remember his name) didn't get enough shine.

My favorite character was Lieutenant Van Buren. She seemed like one of the realest characters on there. Unlke most of the others, I could actually see her leading an investigation on the first 48; she is by the books, and doesn't resort to torture like most of the rest. I really wish S. Epatha Merkerson got more respect for her skills

 

[Mazino]

Elliot is a dikk but so what he deals with low lifes day in day out, we're talking about the scum of society.

Tutuola (Ice T) is that dude though so many quotables over the years

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

All the L&O shows are fukking weird. Used to have a girlfriend that would binge on that shyt. Always thought it was terrible and comically bad.

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

Yeah man, I used to work with some forensics people... I couldn't even eat lunch with some of those guys lol

thats what my sister does for the state police department. I stopped asking her for stories after the one about the fat guy who died in his apartment and they didn't find him for weeks, the fabric of his couch graphed itself onto fat dudes skin and he was too big to fit out of the front door, they had to cut a hole in his wall and like 8 dudes had to help carry him out he was so big. She said the smell was ungodly.