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THE DARK KNIGHT RISES REVIEW THREAD [SPOILERS]
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stepbackj34spud
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fukking ridiculous.
Why do yal say this sh1t like its true? ....
A slap in the face to the character?
like....wasn't that the whole basis of the Dark Knight Returns comic from the 80s?
Just stop brehs, film was great, I'm glad they didn't fuk it up by catering to n1ggas like you.
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HookersandIceCream
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Why do yal say this sh1t like its true? ....
A slap in the face to the character?
like....wasn't that the whole basis of the Dark Knight Returns comic from the 80s?
Just stop brehs, film was great, I'm glad they didn't fuk it up by catering to n1ggas like you.
Batman: Bruce Wayne, 55, retired as Batman ten years prior to the beginning of the story
Not retiring after 1 fukking year
Batman: Bruce Wayne, 55, retired as Batman ten years prior to the beginning of the story
Not retiring after 1 fukking year
Why does the movie have to be exactly like the comics? It's not like it somehow makes the film less entertaining.
That's some whiny fanboy type shyt.
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The Nolan Batman trilogy was just one of the many retellings and re-imaginings of the Batman mythos. It's not meant to be Earth 1 Batman. Look at it like an Elseworld title.
HookersandIceCream
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How you gonna jump into a conversation without knowing what the fukk is going on
The film contradicts what the previous movies. Someone DEFENDING the plot of the movies brought up the comics
Fukk outta here
one thing I've noticed about this film is that it's probably the first time I've ever seen Batman, whether in an animated series or film outside in the DAY TIME.....
I dont know how I should feel about that
Still enjoyed the film tho
I dont know how I should feel about that
Still enjoyed the film tho
OmegaK2099
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Batman: Bruce Wayne, 55, retired as Batman ten years prior to the beginning of the story
Not retiring after 1 fukking year
he retired 8 years later, and with good reason he had harveys blood on his hands after joker went 9/11 on the city
saw this movie twice. bane wasdude's swagger was on a trillion. everything thing he said was a quotable. movie was great I thought, perfect ending to the Batman trilogy.
i had a quotable thread on here.. lemme up that for you!
stepbackj34spud
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Cause this wasnt a damn Batman movie.
should he had waited till night? Gotham would've been no more if he would've sat back and did that.
6 Happy Movie Endings That Actually Ruin the Hero's Life
#6. The Dark Knight Rises -- Bruce Wayne Will Get Recognized in 15 Minutes
The "Happy" Ending:
The plot of The Dark Knight Rises would take us five entire articles to summarize, so we're just gonna skip to the end (SPOILERS!): After having his back broken (for a while, anyway), defusing a months-long terror plot on Gotham City and putting up with some outrageous accents, Bruce Wayne decides to fake his own death, retire to Europe with Catwoman and leave all his Batman shyt to his ex-cop buddy, John Blake (Joseph Gordon-Levitt), whose legal name, conveniently, is Robin.
Clearly a reference to Robin Williams, who nearly played the Riddler.
For a while it looks to the audience like Wayne really died, but in the last scene, his faithful butler, Alfred, is in a restaurant in Florence and sees him sitting there with Catwoman, in reference to a conversation they'd had earlier.
A second later, he starts mouthing, "I'm nailing her."
But After the Movie's Over ...
So, uh, Bruce Wayne is a world-famous playboy millionaire who supposedly died during a terrorist plot that will go down in the annals of history ... and he's just sitting there, in the middle of a crowded restaurant, completely undisguised? Seriously? Imagine some alternate universe where Donald Trump died in the 9/11 attacks, then showed up alive a year later. The question isn't whether someone will recognize him, it's how fast they'll do it. By the time he asks for the check, his photo will be prominently displayed on every major news outlet in the world.
But let's say Bruce simply dropped his fake mustache in that one shot. Let's say Alfred is just senile and imagined the whole thing.
This is Europe, there's probably LSD in that cup.
That doesn't change the fact that Gotham City is still screwed, because there's no Batman. Sure, Bruce left all his gadgets and stuff to Blake, but that was an incredibly naive thing to do, because it ignores the fact that Batman's true superpower was always money. If his tank broke down or exploded, he just got a new one. Actually, forget the tank: What's Blake gonna do when something tears up his Batsuit, like the dogs at the beginning of The Dark Knight? Patch it up with duct tape?
Blake after two nights.
And that's the other thing: Bruce trained to be Batman by traveling the world for seven years, most of which was spent with a group of highly skilled assassins in the mountains. Contrast that with Blake/Robin, who was at one point overpowered by Gary Oldman in a hospital gown. What's going to happen when the Joker comes back (presumably he escaped from prison with the other criminals), or when a guy who looks like the Penguin as played by Philip Seymour Hoffman inevitably shows up?
Actually, the comics have already told us: They'll beat the shyt out of Robin, only this time there won't be a Batman to come and rescue him.
The next Batman movie will be this, for three hours.
Read more: 6 Happy Movie Endings That Actually Ruin the Hero's Life | Cracked.com
#6. The Dark Knight Rises -- Bruce Wayne Will Get Recognized in 15 Minutes
The "Happy" Ending:
The plot of The Dark Knight Rises would take us five entire articles to summarize, so we're just gonna skip to the end (SPOILERS!): After having his back broken (for a while, anyway), defusing a months-long terror plot on Gotham City and putting up with some outrageous accents, Bruce Wayne decides to fake his own death, retire to Europe with Catwoman and leave all his Batman shyt to his ex-cop buddy, John Blake (Joseph Gordon-Levitt), whose legal name, conveniently, is Robin.
Clearly a reference to Robin Williams, who nearly played the Riddler.
For a while it looks to the audience like Wayne really died, but in the last scene, his faithful butler, Alfred, is in a restaurant in Florence and sees him sitting there with Catwoman, in reference to a conversation they'd had earlier.
A second later, he starts mouthing, "I'm nailing her."
But After the Movie's Over ...
So, uh, Bruce Wayne is a world-famous playboy millionaire who supposedly died during a terrorist plot that will go down in the annals of history ... and he's just sitting there, in the middle of a crowded restaurant, completely undisguised? Seriously? Imagine some alternate universe where Donald Trump died in the 9/11 attacks, then showed up alive a year later. The question isn't whether someone will recognize him, it's how fast they'll do it. By the time he asks for the check, his photo will be prominently displayed on every major news outlet in the world.
But let's say Bruce simply dropped his fake mustache in that one shot. Let's say Alfred is just senile and imagined the whole thing.
This is Europe, there's probably LSD in that cup.
That doesn't change the fact that Gotham City is still screwed, because there's no Batman. Sure, Bruce left all his gadgets and stuff to Blake, but that was an incredibly naive thing to do, because it ignores the fact that Batman's true superpower was always money. If his tank broke down or exploded, he just got a new one. Actually, forget the tank: What's Blake gonna do when something tears up his Batsuit, like the dogs at the beginning of The Dark Knight? Patch it up with duct tape?
Blake after two nights.
And that's the other thing: Bruce trained to be Batman by traveling the world for seven years, most of which was spent with a group of highly skilled assassins in the mountains. Contrast that with Blake/Robin, who was at one point overpowered by Gary Oldman in a hospital gown. What's going to happen when the Joker comes back (presumably he escaped from prison with the other criminals), or when a guy who looks like the Penguin as played by Philip Seymour Hoffman inevitably shows up?
Actually, the comics have already told us: They'll beat the shyt out of Robin, only this time there won't be a Batman to come and rescue him.
The next Batman movie will be this, for three hours.
Read more: 6 Happy Movie Endings That Actually Ruin the Hero's Life | Cracked.com