THE DARK KNIGHT RISES REVIEW THREAD [SPOILERS]

[Monoblock]

I'm saying....Batman is VERY fluid. He's not dikk Grayson acrobatic but he's a very fluid fighter....

Batman don't pause...his fighting should be fukking seamless

Zactly. Christian Bale always seemed like he was exhausted and out of breath after throwing the first punch. Like the suit was too heavy for him on set. That was truly some of the clunkiest and most stiff choreography I've ever seen. Him and Bane just threw punches the whole time.

 

[Kartel13]

Lol calling this trash. iron man 3 is trash. Blade Trinity is trash. Tdkr isn't. It's damn good but no where near trash.

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

Just saw it




7/10


shyt had the potential to be , but it fell a bit short IMO.


With a lil tweaking of the script/ shortening down of some scenes(especially the prison scenes) this movie had the premise to be the GOAT comic book movie.



Miranda Tate was .....I thought she fukked up Bane's characterization...He should've been a stand alone



I don't know how, but even though this shyt was nearly 3 hrs long, it still felt rushed.

7/10 was actually kinda generous

Never watched it a 2nd time.....don't remember the movie, this post(until I searched it), or none of this shyt.

Movie was mediocre

 

[bobbiewishbone]

Look how pathetic this fight scene is

 

[TheGodling]

Lol calling this trash. iron man 3 is trash. Blade Trinity is trash. Tdkr isn't. It's damn good but no where near trash.

TDKR is trash. There are too many plot holes and convoluted situations to count.

Why even bother giving Bruce a limp if you're only going to give him a deus ex machina leg fixer two scenes later?

How could Bane bankrupt Bruce by hacking the stock exchange when the exchange would most likely be closed and any suspicious transaction could easily be negated?

JGL tells Bruce that he knows he's Batman because as a kid he saw that he had the same look in his eyes that he has. And Bruce is like "yup, it's true". The fukk is this?

Did they really expect us to believe that Bruce retired for eight years over the loss of the love of his life, only to fall in love with the second woman he meets upon his return to society?

Btw, what reason did Bane really have to wait six months to detonate the bomb other than conveniently giving Bruce the opportunity to come back?

But even then, how does punching a man's spine repeatedly fix it?

And how can a hallucination of Ra's Al-Ghul give Bruce information he doesn't know yet?

And how the fukk did he get back to Gotham?

And why is he casually eating in public after he faked his own death?

Let alone how Nolan insults every fan's intelligence by making JGL's character at the end reveal that his name is Robin. Because get it, he's Robin! Literally! fukk you!

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

In a two minute trailer for Batman/Superman he looked far superior in his fight skills than the whole Nolan trilogy.

 

[MartyMcFly]

TDKR is trash. There are too many plot holes and convoluted situations to count.

Why even bother giving Bruce a limp if you're only going to give him a deus ex machina leg fixer two scenes later?

How could Bane bankrupt Bruce by hacking the stock exchange when the exchange would most likely be closed and any suspicious transaction could easily be negated?

JGL tells Bruce that he knows he's Batman because as a kid he saw that he had the same look in his eyes that he has. And Bruce is like "yup, it's true". The fukk is this?

Did they really expect us to believe that Bruce retired for eight years over the loss of the love of his life, only to fall in love with the second woman he meets upon his return to society?

Btw, what reason did Bane really have to wait six months to detonate the bomb other than conveniently giving Bruce the opportunity to come back?

But even then, how does punching a man's spine repeatedly fix it?

And how can a hallucination of Ra's Al-Ghul give Bruce information he doesn't know yet?

And how the fukk did he get back to Gotham?

And why is he casually eating in public after he faked his own death?

Let alone how Nolan insults every fan's intelligence by making JGL's character at the end reveal that his name is Robin. Because get it, he's Robin! Literally! fukk you!

Yeah everything I've ever said about this movie is right here in the post..minus the fact that Bane's pit of despair and pit of no hope managed to have the DirecTV Sunday Ticket