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THE DARK KNIGHT RISES REVIEW THREAD [SPOILERS]
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movie was aiight i enjoyed it, some parts got the 
but come on i cant even watch friggin batman forever and that was just 17 years ago.
only thing that bugged me was his knee
but come on i cant even watch friggin batman forever and that was just 17 years ago.
only thing that bugged me was his knee
Thought it was pretty wack. 
Bane's entire plan revolves around the fusion reactor but him and Talia didn't even know it worked until half way through the movie, when she asked Bruce.
"Robin" basically telling Bruce "as a kid I seen a look on your face and knew you were Batman"....
Bruce admitting to "Robin" that he's Batman, for no reason.
The whole stock exchange shyt was just retarded and made no sense at all. Masked goons run up in the stock exchange with uzis and a week later Bruce Wayne is broke, but no one sees the connection. 
Bruce Wayne actually being alive is, for the reasons given in that Cracked article.
Bane's death....
Bane was dope, Catwoman was dope, the jail was dope, the whole theme of a revolution taking over the city was dope....over all it was a wack movie though.
Fred.
Bane's entire plan revolves around the fusion reactor but him and Talia didn't even know it worked until half way through the movie, when she asked Bruce.
"Robin" basically telling Bruce "as a kid I seen a look on your face and knew you were Batman"....
Bruce admitting to "Robin" that he's Batman, for no reason.
The whole stock exchange shyt was
just retarded and made no sense at all. Masked goons run up in the stock exchange with uzis and a week later Bruce Wayne is broke, but no one sees the connection. Bruce Wayne actually being alive is
, for the reasons given in that Cracked article.Bane's death....
Bane was dope, Catwoman was dope, the jail was dope, the whole theme of a revolution taking over the city was dope....over all it was a wack movie though.
Fred.
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That cracked.com is funny, but in the context of the story I assume that Wayne's estate will fund Robin's ventures, and the continuing wealth of the Wayne foundation....but it is a valid point. I liked the movie, it was a good 'Batman' movie, I feel like if you can suspend the disbelief for 'The Dark Knight', you can do it for this one....but some of the plot holes are gaping, and sloppy, overall it should have been a lot more concise, a lot tighter story wise. A lot of flaws, but I can still enjoy the movie.
Thought it was pretty wack.
Bane's entire plan revolves around the fusion reactor but him and Talia didn't even know it worked until half way through the movie, when she asked Bruce.
"Robin" basically telling Bruce "as a kid I seen a look on your face and knew you were Batman"....
Bruce admitting to "Robin" that he's Batman, for no reason.
The whole stock exchange shyt was
Bruce Wayne actually being alive is
Bane's death....
Bane was dope, Catwoman was dope, the jail was dope, the whole theme of a revolution taking over the city was dope....over all it was a wack movie though.
Fred.
I loved the movie but I must say you are spot on sir...
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Thought it was pretty wack.
Bane's entire plan revolves around the fusion reactor but him and Talia didn't even know it worked until half way through the movie, when she asked Bruce.
"Robin" basically telling Bruce "as a kid I seen a look on your face and knew you were Batman"....
Bruce admitting to "Robin" that he's Batman, for no reason.
The whole stock exchange shyt was
Bruce Wayne actually being alive is
Bane's death....
Bane was dope, Catwoman was dope, the jail was dope, the whole theme of a revolution taking over the city was dope....over all it was a wack movie though.
Fred.
I had a feeling you would be hating on this movie
at me hating on the movie when I gave completely valid reasons for why it sucks. Valid reasons you obviously can't counter. I don't understand how giving fact based logical reasons for why something sucks is hating but blindly cheer leading something because it's popular is ok. Do you though. Fred.
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Thought it was pretty wack.
Bane's entire plan revolves around the fusion reactor but him and Talia didn't even know it worked until half way through the movie, when she asked Bruce.
"Robin" basically telling Bruce "as a kid I seen a look on your face and knew you were Batman"....
Bruce admitting to "Robin" that he's Batman, for no reason.
The whole stock exchange shyt was
Bruce Wayne actually being alive is
Bane's death....
Bane was dope, Catwoman was dope, the jail was dope, the whole theme of a revolution taking over the city was dope....over all it was a wack movie though.
Fred.
You would have probably liked the original script of bruce getting cancer, selling meth to leave a nest egg for alfred, and changing his name to something german.
Fred.
You would have probably liked the original script of bruce getting cancer, selling meth to leave a nest egg for alfred, and changing his name to something german.
Fred.
Basically a few elements of the movie were dope....but a lot more elements of it were bad. So bad I find it hard to believe Chris Nolan or his bro had anything to do with it.
Fred.
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Location: Under Your Skin
"Theatricality and deception, powerful agents to the initiated. But we are initiated, aren't we, Bruce?"
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The Great Paper Chaser
Movie has little replay value. Both fights were lame... the movie was meh.
"Theatricality and deception, powerful agents to the initiated. But we are initiated, aren't we, Bruce?"
