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that shyt made it to my 3 dollar discount theater
THE DARK KNIGHT RISES REVIEW THREAD [SPOILERS]
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stepbackj34spud
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Finally got around to watching it.
I went into it not expecting much (don't ask me why, I'm a pessimist by nature and thought Dark Knight was decent but overrated...Batman Begins was a better film imo) but ended up enjoying it more than I did Batman begins and Dark Knight.
I don't understand why ppl (Spud34, Naijan) are here saying it was garbage, I guess you guys just don't like good movies? I'm willing to bet that if there was more footage of "Batman" doing "Batmany" things while high fiveing Robin then you'd probably like it more. After these comments I don't think any sane person should take your opinions on anything seriously. No disrespect but......it's true, your opinions are terrible bruhs. The film wasn't just a great Batman film, and it wasn't just a great comic book film, it was a GREAT FILM PERIOD.
Best Batman film ever made IMO, sadly without Nolan directing the films they can only go downhill from here.
Right now I have em rated...
Dark Knight Rises >>> Batman Begins >> Dark Knight IMO....(Might seem controversial for having DK last but eh, I think people just have a hard on for Joker and explosions, Batman Begins and DKR both have better storylines and plots, While Dark Knight just seemed like it was directed more towards kids and ur casual Batman fan who just wants to see alot of action/bells n whistles)
All 3 are solid 9/10,10/10 films tho.
I'm a huge Batman fan but I'm also a fan of good films, I honestly wouldn't have cared if Bruce Wayne spent the entire film not wearing a Batsuit at all and didn't throw a single punch... if the movie is good then the movie is good
btw, I feel like a dummy for forgetting Ras Al Ghul had a daughter, that's like common fukkin sense and she's a character that every Batman nerd knows, but I was so wrapped up in the alternative world of these films (which didn't always follow the comic) that it didn't even cross my mind. I should have caught that earlier on in the film but I'm embarrassed to admit that I didn't so it was kind of an+
@ myself for not catching it moment for me when she pulled that detonator out.
a n1gga was kinda sad towards the end tho......but that quickly turned to
Auto Pilot patch that nobody knew was implemented 6 months earlier for the win
This is the problem right here.. They tried to make an inception/masterpiece type flick. They didn't even succeed in doing that. Some of the sh*t that went down in the movie was borderline retarded. Exs.
Who the fukk is going to send their whole police force down into the sewers to combat a terrorist? Why not call in the national guard?
Why didn't the CIA dude unmask the criminals before taking them on the plane?
Gotham City is free of crime or "organized crime" for 8 years? The #1 crime rated city in the DC universe???
Batman puts down the cape for 8 years? Unbelievable
That's just some. I've read more detailed plot holes by others but
These dudes put a lackluster Batman flick on the screen and you dudes ate it up without think for yourselves.
martin payne
All Star
just an incredible movie. bane's liberation speech in front of blackgate and the verbal / physical assault he gave bats during the first fight 
Poetical Poltergeist
Precise and cold hearted
Dope movie, enjoyed it more than tdk. Bane cracked me up the whole movie.
PopOnCloud9
All Star
Dude had too many quotables, yet the funniest scene to me is when that kid was singing the national anthem and he's just sitting in the cut like "Such a lovely voice"
Artificial Intelligence
Not Allen Iverson
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Ban this Spud nikka from the thread. He is retarded
This is the problem right here.. They tried to make an inception/masterpiece type flick. They didn't even succeed in doing that. Some of the sh*t that went down in the movie was borderline retarded. Exs.
Who the fukk is going to send their whole police force down into the sewers to combat a terrorist? Why not call in the national guard?
Why didn't the CIA dude unmask the criminals before taking them on the plane?
Gotham City is free of crime or "organized crime" for 8 years? The #1 crime rated city in the DC universe???
Batman puts down the cape for 8 years? Unbelievable
That's just some. I've read more detailed plot holes by others but
These dudes put a lackluster Batman flick on the screen and you dudes ate it up without think for yourselves.
i feel the same, the only good scenes were with bane and with the way they killed him off that was really fuking lame
nothing touches dark knight
LOL no. BB = TDKR > TDK
stepbackj34spud
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KevCo
Bond's gun spoke once....
Finally got around to watching it.
I went into it not expecting much (don't ask me why, I'm a pessimist by nature and thought Dark Knight was decent but overrated...Batman Begins was a better film imo) but ended up enjoying it more than I did Batman begins and Dark Knight.
I don't understand why ppl (Spud34, Naijan) are here saying it was garbage, I guess you guys just don't like good movies? I'm willing to bet that if there was more footage of "Batman" doing "Batmany" things while high fiveing Robin then you'd probably like it more. After these comments I don't think any sane person should take your opinions on anything seriously. No disrespect but......it's true, your opinions are terrible bruhs. The film wasn't just a great Batman film, and it wasn't just a great comic book film, it was a GREAT FILM PERIOD.
Best Batman film ever made IMO, sadly without Nolan directing the films they can only go downhill from here.
Right now I have em rated...
Dark Knight Rises >>> Batman Begins >> Dark Knight IMO....(Might seem controversial for having DK last but eh, I think people just have a hard on for Joker and explosions, Batman Begins and DKR both have better storylines and plots, While Dark Knight just seemed like it was directed more towards kids and ur casual Batman fan who just wants to see alot of action/bells n whistles)
All 3 are solid 9/10,10/10 films tho.
I'm a huge Batman fan but I'm also a fan of good films, I honestly wouldn't have cared if Bruce Wayne spent the entire film not wearing a Batsuit at all and didn't throw a single punch... if the movie is good then the movie is good
btw, I feel like a dummy for forgetting Ras Al Ghul had a daughter, that's like common fukkin sense and she's a character that every Batman nerd knows, but I was so wrapped up in the alternative world of these films (which didn't always follow the comic) that it didn't even cross my mind. I should have caught that earlier on in the film but I'm embarrassed to admit that I didn't so it was kind of an
a n1gga was kinda sad towards the end tho......but that quickly turned to
Auto Pilot patch that nobody knew was implemented 6 months earlier for the win
exactly how I feel about the 3 films, i like TDKR more every time I see it....
stepbackj34spud
Top 75 All-Time
The Dark Knight and BB>>>>>TDKR
TDKR was so fcking stupid. Bunch of cacs over-thinking.
When he bought the nikka back from over seas
Got to admit... Bane was that nikka though
Nolan brought the Batman franchise to the promise land but what saddens me is that Batman can only go downhill from here.
Prepare to be
@ Batman's next appearance in the Justice League film that will most likely be garbage.
I heart DC but they dont know wtf they're doing with that sh1t
Hopefully that new Superman flick is piff, I don't think Nolan would allow his name to be attached to garbage.
SIDENOTE: I know its just a movie and it's not 100% based on the comic, but you'd think that since Batman, Wonderwoman, Flash, Green Lantern, Superman etc are all part of the same universe that maybe Superman or somebody would have saw that sh1t Bane was doing on CNN or summin, realized that Batman was M.I.A and immediately flew down to Gotham and save the day
Prepare to be
@ Batman's next appearance in the Justice League film that will most likely be garbage.I heart DC but they dont know wtf they're doing with that sh1t
Hopefully that new Superman flick is piff, I don't think Nolan would allow his name to be attached to garbage.
SIDENOTE: I know its just a movie and it's not 100% based on the comic, but you'd think that since Batman, Wonderwoman, Flash, Green Lantern, Superman etc are all part of the same universe that maybe Superman or somebody would have saw that sh1t Bane was doing on CNN or summin, realized that Batman was M.I.A and immediately flew down to Gotham and save the day
You must not have read the GOAT storyline; The Dark Knight Returns
I think he leaves for 10