THE DARK KNIGHT RISES REVIEW THREAD [SPOILERS]

[Midwest]

SMFH. You're an idiot.



^^^ This. The movie is not in real time nikkas, Nolan is only showing you a glimpse of Bruce's training in the prison. Yall want the nikka to spend 30 mins showing rigorous training or continue with the rest of the story?

I have never seen this type of fukkery from posters on this site. So I guess nikkas like Ali and the rest of you fickle muthafukkas have no issue with these from The Dark Knight:

• The Joker's truck flipping in the dark knight and the nikka walked away without a bruise or limp?
  
  
• Bruce and Rachel falling off a building, landing on top of a car with no injuries? Especially Bruce, because he had took the majority of the impact.
  
  
• Joker shooting at the Mayor, but hits Gordon instead with A Lot of officers, snipers and other officials around and no one saw him? The nikka simple ran away. LMFAO. The officer beside the Joker did nothing (not the doped up crazy one that was with Joker), the one of his right (our left). If that happened in the real world, he would have gotten lit the fukk up.
  
  
• The Joker and his goons walking into the bank without concealing their weapons in broad daylight. Watch the scene again, there are civilians outside and no one saw them? Look to the left of the scene when they are walking up the steps, there is someone or maybe two people posted up on the wall while a group of men with masks and weapons walk into a bank. LMFAO!!!!
  
  
• The Joker standing outside in broad daylight waiting for the van the come pick him up with his clown mask off. The nikka had on a bunch of makeup looking like a fukking weirdo and no one even stared at him? How can this be??? Not even a glance, lol. Even worst, the driver had to know who to stop by and pick up, so he was obviously looking at the corner for a specific person. So you telling me the driver nor the passenger saw his face with make up on it, before he put the mask on? The vehicle had windows!!!
  
  
• The Bus that he robbed the bank with fell in line with other school buses after driving through a fukking hole in the bank and none of the drivers had any suspicion? What the fukk???? Also, remember that the Joker had no other help, he made his goons kill each other and then he shot the last one himself. So those buses were obviously driven by real bus drivers on route back to their station.

See, I can do this shyt too. shyt I can probably find more shyt in the movie to nitpick about, but guess what...none of em matter to me. The Dark Knight is fukkin Incredible and so is Rises.

Nothing more to see here tape this thread the fukk off. MURDERED this thread

 

[AkaDemiK]

 

[Conz]

the Matthew Modine character pissed me off for some reason. And his death was comedy.

Actually, and Nolan has done this in the past (Deebo for one) some of the small casting threw me off for some reason. Quinn from Dexter on the bridge made me laugh. Littlefinger (Tommy Carcetti) as the CIA agent. Tom Lennon as the Doctor. Bunny as the cop in riot gear. etc.

also lol @ that Asian character actor for looking like he might play a pretty big role as the underground leader of the cops, only for him to come up to the surface and be capped immediately.

And what was with Catwoman's little sidekick. There was a quick shot that made them look like lesbians and it made me yearn for more.

 

[malbaker86]

SMFH. You're an idiot.



^^^ This. The movie is not in real time nikkas, Nolan is only showing you a glimpse of Bruce's training in the prison. Yall want the nikka to spend 30 mins showing rigorous training or continue with the rest of the story?

I have never seen this type of fukkery from posters on this site. So I guess nikkas like Ali and the rest of you fickle muthafukkas have no issue with these from The Dark Knight:

• The Joker's truck flipping in the dark knight and the nikka walked away without a bruise or limp?
  
  
• Bruce and Rachel falling off a building, landing on top of a car with no injuries? Especially Bruce, because he had took the majority of the impact.
  
  
• Joker shooting at the Mayor, but hits Gordon instead with A Lot of officers, snipers and other officials around and no one saw him? The nikka simple ran away. LMFAO. The officer beside the Joker did nothing (not the doped up crazy one that was with Joker), the one of his right (our left). If that happened in the real world, he would have gotten lit the fukk up.
  
  
• The Joker and his goons walking into the bank without concealing their weapons in broad daylight. Watch the scene again, there are civilians outside and no one saw them? Look to the left of the scene when they are walking up the steps, there is someone or maybe two people posted up on the wall while a group of men with masks and weapons walk into a bank. LMFAO!!!!
  
  
• The Joker standing outside in broad daylight waiting for the van the come pick him up with his clown mask off. The nikka had on a bunch of makeup looking like a fukking weirdo and no one even stared at him? How can this be??? Not even a glance, lol. Even worst, the driver had to know who to stop by and pick up, so he was obviously looking at the corner for a specific person. So you telling me the driver nor the passenger saw his face with make up on it, before he put the mask on? The vehicle had windows!!!
  
  
• The Bus that he robbed the bank with fell in line with other school buses after driving through a fukking hole in the bank and none of the drivers had any suspicion? What the fukk???? Also, remember that the Joker had no other help, he made his goons kill each other and then he shot the last one himself. So those buses were obviously driven by real bus drivers on route back to their station.

See, I can do this shyt too. shyt I can probably find more shyt in the movie to nitpick about, but guess what...none of em matter to me. The Dark Knight is fukkin Incredible and so is Rises.

Pushed Ali b!tch azz all out of the thread w/this.

 

[Joe Sixpack]

SMFH. You're an idiot.



^^^ This. The movie is not in real time nikkas, Nolan is only showing you a glimpse of Bruce's training in the prison. Yall want the nikka to spend 30 mins showing rigorous training or continue with the rest of the story?

I have never seen this type of fukkery from posters on this site. So I guess nikkas like Ali and the rest of you fickle muthafukkas have no issue with these from The Dark Knight:

• The Joker's truck flipping in the dark knight and the nikka walked away without a bruise or limp?
  
  
• Bruce and Rachel falling off a building, landing on top of a car with no injuries? Especially Bruce, because he had took the majority of the impact.
  
  
• Joker shooting at the Mayor, but hits Gordon instead with A Lot of officers, snipers and other officials around and no one saw him? The nikka simple ran away. LMFAO. The officer beside the Joker did nothing (not the doped up crazy one that was with Joker), the one of his right (our left). If that happened in the real world, he would have gotten lit the fukk up.
  
  
• The Joker and his goons walking into the bank without concealing their weapons in broad daylight. Watch the scene again, there are civilians outside and no one saw them? Look to the left of the scene when they are walking up the steps, there is someone or maybe two people posted up on the wall while a group of men with masks and weapons walk into a bank. LMFAO!!!!
  
  
• The Joker standing outside in broad daylight waiting for the van the come pick him up with his clown mask off. The nikka had on a bunch of makeup looking like a fukking weirdo and no one even stared at him? How can this be??? Not even a glance, lol. Even worst, the driver had to know who to stop by and pick up, so he was obviously looking at the corner for a specific person. So you telling me the driver nor the passenger saw his face with make up on it, before he put the mask on? The vehicle had windows!!!
  
  
• The Bus that he robbed the bank with fell in line with other school buses after driving through a fukking hole in the bank and none of the drivers had any suspicion? What the fukk???? Also, remember that the Joker had no other help, he made his goons kill each other and then he shot the last one himself. So those buses were obviously driven by real bus drivers on route back to their station.

See, I can do this shyt too. shyt I can probably find more shyt in the movie to nitpick about, but guess what...none of em matter to me. The Dark Knight is fukkin Incredible and so is Rises.

Beautiful.

 

[ThaBronxBully]

It's All A Matter Of Opinion, If You Dont Like The Movie That's Fine

But Saying Dumb shyt Like "Oh He Only Did A Few Push Ups And Sits Ups And He's Better Now?" Is What Makes You Look Like An Idiot

Like Are You People Aliens Who Have Never Watched A Movie Before?

That's Like Watching A Movie And When "3 Years Later" Comes Up On The Screen You Yell "BULLshyt It's Not 3 Years Later That Just Happen 5 Mins Ago!"

I Mean Really?

I Guess The Whole Movie Is Bullshyt Because It Actually Was Released 4 Years Later And Not 8 Like The Movie Said

 

[gluvnast]

the Matthew Modine character pissed me off for some reason. And his death was comedy.

Actually, and Nolan has done this in the past (Deebo for one) some of the small casting threw me off for some reason. Quinn from Dexter on the bridge made me laugh. Littlefinger (Tommy Carcetti) as the CIA agent. Tom Lennon as the Doctor. Bunny as the cop in riot gear. etc.

also lol @ that Asian character actor for looking like he might play a pretty big role as the underground leader of the cops, only for him to come up to the surface and be capped immediately.

And what was with Catwoman's little sidekick. There was a quick shot that made them look like lesbians and it made me yearn for more.

that's one thing i wish they could of left out, but i guess nolan wanted to give fanboys a nod. that's suppose to be holly from the comics. she's sorta of sidekick to catwoman.

 

[Freestyle Phantom3.0]

saw it again last night, 2nd time on imax.

gotta say i picked up on way more shyt the second time around, especially miranda tate's true intentions. you really get a chance to see her formulate her plan piece by piece. I think that the people are complaining about wayne getting out of the pit and returning to gotham have a valid point. But he did have 20+ days to get back. Plus we just gonna sit here and act like Bruce Wayne doesnt have connects all over the world?

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

So can bane ever take the mask off, dude needs to eat right?

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

..............................

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

PLOT HOLE

Well he does need his carbs to work off to stay brolic. Wheres the know it alls at to explain this fukkery?

 

[JayYoung314]

So can bane ever take the mask off, dude needs to eat right?

wow. and if they kept the tubes in, they could say "the tubes keep him fed" but not in this movie. Very interesting sir. 2 points.

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

So can bane ever take the mask off, dude needs to eat right?

 

[Cole Cash]

you know what dissapoints me about this thread? not liking this movie as much as the other two warrants outright disrespect. just because some of us had some issues doesnt mean it was a badly made movie, it means maybe on a personal level it wasnt as great as it was to others.

basically if i dont like the movie as much as some of you, im deemed stupid, and idiot etc. i gave my reasons and im fine with those that disagree, but im annoyed that having a different opinon on a movie means im a fukking idiot all of the sudden some of you border on the fanboyism that you claim is for "nerds" or "cacs" etc

 

[BAMBA]

Was Sean Connery the inspiration for Bane's voice?