THE DARK KNIGHT RISES REVIEW THREAD [SPOILERS]

[AkaDemiK]

SMH at Nolan ignoring Bruce's injuries like nothing ever happened, defeats Bane doing a few push ups and sit ups on some "I'm angry now."

But this is a classic right?

SMFH. You're an idiot.

The problem with this thinking is y'all equating movie time with real time. Yea you see him do a few pushups and exercises but it was over a period of months. Also who the fukk cares? You expected Bruce to go to a chiropractic before he got back to Bane?

Y'alll look at y'all watches and see 20 minutes pass and assume 20 minutes is what it took for him to get his back fixed.

^^^ This. The movie is not in real time nikkas, Nolan is only showing you a glimpse of Bruce's training in the prison. Yall want the nikka to spend 30 mins showing rigorous training or continue with the rest of the story?

I have never seen this type of fukkery from posters on this site. So I guess nikkas like Ali and the rest of you fickle muthafukkas have no issue with these from The Dark Knight:

• The Joker's truck flipping in the dark knight and the nikka walked away without a bruise or limp?
  
  
• Bruce and Rachel falling off a building, landing on top of a car with no injuries? Especially Bruce, because he had took the majority of the impact.
  
  
• Joker shooting at the Mayor, but hits Gordon instead with A Lot of officers, snipers and other officials around and no one saw him? The nikka simple ran away. LMFAO. The officer beside the Joker did nothing (not the doped up crazy one that was with Joker), the one of his right (our left). If that happened in the real world, he would have gotten lit the fukk up.
  
  
• The Joker and his goons walking into the bank without concealing their weapons in broad daylight. Watch the scene again, there are civilians outside and no one saw them? Look to the left of the scene when they are walking up the steps, there is someone or maybe two people posted up on the wall while a group of men with masks and weapons walk into a bank. LMFAO!!!!
  
  
• The Joker standing outside in broad daylight waiting for the van the come pick him up with his clown mask off. The nikka had on a bunch of makeup looking like a fukking weirdo and no one even stared at him? How can this be??? Not even a glance, lol. Even worst, the driver had to know who to stop by and pick up, so he was obviously looking at the corner for a specific person. So you telling me the driver nor the passenger saw his face with make up on it, before he put the mask on? The vehicle had windows!!!
  
  
• The Bus that he robbed the bank with fell in line with other school buses after driving through a fukking hole in the bank and none of the drivers had any suspicion? What the fukk???? Also, remember that the Joker had no other help, he made his goons kill each other and then he shot the last one himself. So those buses were obviously driven by real bus drivers on route back to their station.

See, I can do this shyt too. shyt I can probably find more shyt in the movie to nitpick about, but guess what...none of em matter to me. The Dark Knight is fukkin Incredible and so is Rises.

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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[pete clemenza]

nikkas hating just to hate.

I hate these hipster opioniated fakkits.

nikkas like them were going to hate tdkr before they even saw it.

I bet you some of the nikkas hating didn't even see it

fukk em

So niccas is hipsters now for not liking TDKR???


calm down dog

 

[PHamm]

So the Dent Act was an analogy of the Patriot Act?

wait, so you mean...... Dent = Bush ?























































Nolan da gawd!!

 

[Da Jungles]

Look at this clown, catching feelings over a movie which he didn't play no role in.

The older SOHH heads know... I was talking about Nolan's Batman when it was in production back in late 04.

Now that I've seen all 3, they leave a lot to be desired and I'm talking about Batman as a character.

Your Nolan cheer leading is disgusting.









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Yeah that cheerleading is terrible...nikkas aint been talking bout Batman since 04 like you

 

[Conz]

Part of the "realism"
I like the unexpectedness of it.

lol. movie was real good, but comments like this just show people will make any excuse they can for these movies. Bane's death was garbage.

dude was built up for 2 hours, "oh btw, he's just my henchman" Deus ex machina Catwoman blast! dead. not another peep about him.

Movie had at least 5 moments, and obviously was long as fukk, but still a very good movie.

 

[Fatboi1]

SMFH. You're an idiot.



^^^ This. The movie is not in real time nikkas, Nolan is only showing you a glimpse of Bruce's training in the prison. Yall want the nikka to spend 30 mins showing rigorous training or continue with the rest of the story?

I have never seen this type of fukkery from posters on this site. So I guess nikkas like Ali and the rest of you fickle muthafukkas have no issue with these from The Dark Knight:

• The Joker's truck flipping in the dark knight and the nikka walked away without a bruise or limp?
  
  
• Bruce and Rachel falling off a building, landing on top of a car with no injuries? Especially Bruce, because he had took the majority of the impact.
  
  
• Joker shooting at the Mayor, but hits Gordon instead with A Lot of officers, snipers and other officials around and no one saw him? The nikka simple ran away. LMFAO. The officer beside the Joker did nothing (not the doped up crazy one that was with Joker), the one of his right (our left). If that happened in the real world, he would have gotten lit the fukk up.
  
  
• The Joker and his goons walking into the bank without concealing their weapons in broad daylight. Watch the scene again, there are civilians outside and no one saw them? Look to the left of teh scene when they are walking up the steps, their is someone or maybe two people posted up on the wall while a group of men with masks and weapons walk into a bank. LMFAO!!!!
  
  
• The Joker standing outside in broad daylight waiting for the van the come pick him up with his clown mask off. The nikka had on a bunch of makeup looking like a fukking weirdo and no one even stared at him? How can this be??? Not even a glance, lol. Even worst, the driver had to know who to stop by and pick up, so he was obviously looking at the corner for a specific person. So you telling me the driver nor the passenger saw his face with make up on it, before he put the mask on? The vehicle had windows!!!
  
  
• The Bus that he robbed the bank with fell in line with other school buses after driving through a fukking hole in the bank and none of the drivers had any suspicion? What the fukk???? Also, remember that the Joker had no other help, he made his goons kill each other and then he shot the last one himself. So those buses were obviously driven by real bus drivers on route back to their station.

See, I can do this shyt too. shyt I can probably find more shyt in the movie to nitpick about, but guess what...none of em matter to me. The Dark Knight is fukkin Incredible and so is Rises.

That one part I was like "wtf how nobody notice that??" I was thinking of the cops not noticing I wasn't thinking of the other drivers I assumed they was with the joker.

The thing is when I'm watching these movies I'm not sitting there analyzing all this small technical shyt. I wasn't even thinking about how Joker got out the truck unharmed I just saw it and was anticipating what comes next.

Some guys want "REAL LIFE" in these movies. I guess TDKR should've ended as soon as batman was in the middle of all those police because in real life they would've just shot him and shyt.

 

[Marvel]

SMFH. You're an idiot.



^^^ This. The movie is not in real time nikkas, Nolan is only showing you a glimpse of Bruce's training in the prison. Yall want the nikka to spend 30 mins showing rigorous training or continue with the rest of the story?

I have never seen this type of fukkery from posters on this site. So I guess nikkas like Ali and the rest of you fickle muthafukkas have no issue with these from The Dark Knight:

• The Joker's truck flipping in the dark knight and the nikka walked away without a bruise or limp?
  
  
• Bruce and Rachel falling off a building, landing on top of a car with no injuries? Especially Bruce, because he had took the majority of the impact.
  
  
• Joker shooting at the Mayor, but hits Gordon instead with A Lot of officers, snipers and other officials around and no one saw him? The nikka simple ran away. LMFAO. The officer beside the Joker did nothing (not the doped up crazy one that was with Joker), the one of his right (our left). If that happened in the real world, he would have gotten lit the fukk up.
  
  
• The Joker and his goons walking into the bank without concealing their weapons in broad daylight. Watch the scene again, there are civilians outside and no one saw them? Look to the left of teh scene when they are walking up the steps, their is someone or maybe two people posted up on the wall while a group of men with masks and weapons walk into a bank. LMFAO!!!!
  
  
• The Joker standing outside in broad daylight waiting for the van the come pick him up with his clown mask off. The nikka had on a bunch of makeup looking like a fukking weirdo and no one even stared at him? How can this be??? Not even a glance, lol. Even worst, the driver had to know who to stop by and pick up, so he was obviously looking at the corner for a specific person. So you telling me the driver nor the passenger saw his face with make up on it, before he put the mask on? The vehicle had windows!!!
  
  
• The Bus that he robbed the bank with fell in line with other school buses after driving through a fukking hole in the bank and none of the drivers had any suspicion? What the fukk???? Also, remember that the Joker had no other help, he made his goons kill each other and then he shot the last one himself. So those buses were obviously driven by real bus drivers on route back to their station.

See, I can do this shyt too. shyt I can probably find more shyt in the movie to nitpick about, but guess what...none of em matter to me. The Dark Knight is fukkin Incredible and so is Rises.

Beautiful post for all the haters...

 

[jwinfield]

lol. movie was real good, but comments like this just show people will make any excuse they can for these movies. Bane's death was garbage.

dude was built up for 2 hours, "oh btw, he's just my henchman" Deus ex machina Catwoman blast! dead. not another peep about him.

Movie had at least 5 moments, and obviously was long as fukk, but still a very good movie.

How was that a deus ex machina?

Before the brawl Batman told Catwoman she should stay and fight.

After Catwoman did her job and blasted the tunnel, it was clear that she was thinking about whether she should leave or not.

They clearly set that up, just like they did Fox talking about the autopilot

 

[Conz]

And she still showed up just in the nick of time. Movie magic

 

[OmegaK2099]

Dent = Obama

 

[lamont614]

tdkr is not better than tdk go on somewhere with that bullshyt

 

[Silkk]

Great Movie Only Thing Im About...






































Bane hung 3 nikkas from a bridge

 

[Hammer]

TDKR Was

 

[Return of the Jedi]

Look at this clown, catching feelings over a movie which he didn't play no role in.

The older SOHH heads know... I was talking about Nolan's Batman when it was in production back in late 04.

Now that I've seen all 3, they leave a lot to be desired and I'm talking about Batman as a character.

Your Nolan cheer leading is disgusting.









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Ali been trolling good Batman material. He wants some corny campy ass Tim Burton Batman. fukk outta here

Saw it again and appreciated a lot of it. Classic trilogy