the corny humor ruins all the marvel movies

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"Most" is still wrong too. There are far more characters in the vein of daredevil and punisher than there are spiderman type heroes. MCU turned everybody into a wise cracking peter parker clone.
In comics Tony is an alcholoic
Antman beats his wife
Hulk eats people when he gets mad
Black Widow will fukk somebody to remain undercover
Hawkeye is basically john wick with arrows.
Cap is basically everything you'd expect from a white guy from the 40's :mjpls:

Mind you i read mostly the Ultimates Comics. but even outside of that they are not childrens characters.
you would be right before Brian Michael Bendis took over. From Avengers disassembled, like 2004 on until he left, suddenly everyone started talking like Spiderman and Deadpool. Civil War was probably the biggest example of this since there were so many people. Literally heroes are killing each other and aunt may gettin' clapped. All quips and comedy, or 8 pages of this:
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Spiderman and wolverine all in the videos, infinite talk bubbles, and crossover events.

Has DC been like this since he went there?
 

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you would be right before Brian Michael Bendis took over. From Avengers disassembled, like 2004 on until he left, suddenly everyone started talking like Spiderman and Deadpool. Civil War was probably the biggest example of this since there were so many people. Literally heroes are killing each other and aunt may gettin' clapped. All quips and comedy, or 8 pages of this:
UHpmjjO.jpeg


Spiderman and wolverine all in the videos, infinite talk bubbles, and crossover events.

Has DC been like this since he went there?

When all of the personalities became one and you only noticed Thor because of the font change.

:wow:
 

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I haven’t seen it since I watched it in a film class I took in college. I remember having a hard time staying awake for it but I was also like 19 or 20 probably hung over in a morning class.
It’s not a bad movie and I get it for it’s time it pulled off a lot of cool special effects, but you’re lion if you say you won’t have better time watching the latest spider man movie
 

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shyt is cringe. anyone else feel this way
It ruined GOTG 2 for me.

They went too hard on the humor and ruined it.

Especially that cliché predictable ending when the heroes all stood tall and then one got hit by a random object.

That made me so mad.

They need to go back and edit that part out!!!!
 

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None of this is true. :mjlol:

Punsiher comics alone invalidate this entire post.
Marvel is not a peanuts comics.

These dudes do not read. :mjlol:

We gon have to start asking people to post their shelves like they do on Twitter when people have dumb comic book takes. :ufdup:
 

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With the movies being pg13 I don’t think they care. James Gunn is the worst offender for me because you can tell he think them poop jokes and shyt are fire. Guardians 2 was mad corny because of those mid ass jokes. That whole taser face thing.
:rudy::camby:
Thank you. it really ruined the movie for me breh.
 

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OP I’m sorry to hear your disappointment. But thank you for letting us know.

In other news, Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Madness coming soon to a theater near you.


Also be on the lookout for serious movies like Shazaam 2 dropping later this year
 

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These dudes do not read. :mjlol:

We gon have to start asking people to post their shelves like they do on Twitter when people have dumb comic book takes. :ufdup:
So funny :comeon: :camby:






OP I’m sorry to hear your disappointment. But thank you for letting us know.

In other news, Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Madness coming soon to a theater near you.


Also be on the lookout for serious movies like Shazaam 2 dropping later this year
Don't forget about the R-rated animated film DC League Of Super-Pets coming out this July :whoo:
 

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"Most" is still wrong too. There are far more characters in the vein of daredevil and punisher than there are spiderman type heroes. MCU turned everybody into a wise cracking peter parker clone.
In comics Tony is an alcholoic
Antman beats his wife
Hulk eats people when he gets mad
Black Widow will fukk somebody to remain undercover
Hawkeye is basically john wick with arrows.
Cap is basically everything you'd expect from a white guy from the 40's :mjpls:

Mind you i read mostly the Ultimates Comics. but even outside of that they are not childrens characters.
You’re posting plot points or story arcs that happened over a decade ago and acting like they are regular things that happen breh :russ:

Could Marvel movies be made with a more serious tone? Obviously. But they’ve got a formula that churns out $500 mil to billion dollar blockbusters on the regular. You gonna cater to a thousand hardcore fans who want dark and serious or a million casuals who can take their kids/nieces and nephews? At the end of the day, it’s business :yeshrug:
 

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You’re posting plot points or story arcs that happened over a decade ago and acting like they are regular things that happen breh :russ:

Could Marvel movies be made with a more serious tone? Obviously. But they’ve got a formula that churns out $500 mil to billion dollar blockbusters on the regular. You gonna cater to a thousand hardcore fans who want dark and serious or a million casuals who can take their kids/nieces and nephews? At the end of the day, it’s business :yeshrug:
MCU is mainly based on the ultimates marvel universe even has Sam Jackson as nick fury and young spiderman. so my point is still valid.
 

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You’re posting plot points or story arcs that happened over a decade ago and acting like they are regular things that happen breh :russ:

Could Marvel movies be made with a more serious tone? Obviously. But they’ve got a formula that churns out $500 mil to billion dollar blockbusters on the regular. You gonna cater to a thousand hardcore fans who want dark and serious or a million casuals who can take their kids/nieces and nephews? At the end of the day, it’s business :yeshrug:
Exactly.

Also, like I said earlier, the idea of superheroes are silly in and of itself and stems from our childhood/childish imagination.

If superheroes were real, imagine a dude that actually looks like Batman, Superman or Spider-Man coming to save you :dead: :russ:
 
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