the-coli confessionals.

[Ooh Marty]

More confessions:

I really do have issues with light skin black men since all of my ex boyfriends have been light skin and fukked me over one way or another


Ive only had one sexual experience with another female but I've been hooked every since

I only have one black friend, the rest of my friends are latina

My parents don't know that I have knowledge of a lot of the skeletons in their closet ( a whole nother thread for that fukkery)

 

[tofuspeedstar]

Breh, even though Olivia Wilde is actually a whale...I'd still hit

 

[Lewis Black]

- I can't jack off to lightskin black women in porn. It can be white, dark skin, latina but I don't get turned on to them in porn.

- I'm a simple man and simple things make me happy. Sometimes I just drive off a night time for no reason and I feel really happy. I actually don't need much and Ill be very happy.

- I see life as a competition that's why I stay in shape don't drink/smoke/stay groomed. Seeing my school friends flabby n sick makes me sad but happy at the same time. Sad I know.

- I don't look at certain mirrors cos they make me look bad lol

- I worry constantly about hairloss/hairline-loss even though I have no sign of both.

- I don't like answering my phone in crowded areas. Not because they might hear my conversation it just feels weird.

- When I cheat it makes me feel more manly smh ....and I feel good about it.

- When I get my haircut, I feel like im super sayian for at least 3 days.

 

[Thebadguy]

Sad sht man, hope you got your sht together now.

I'm good now. I was over it by the next day.

 

[innocentdevil]

I'm perfectly fine with not having any friends (besides my boyfriend, and bestfried) I enjoy spending time alone than hanging out with people.

I think having a "college experience" when you go off to college is bullshyt....get your work done, and get a degree that is what you, or your parents are paying for.

 

[AAKing23]

- I'm naturally quiet, nice and easygoing person, but I have a very dark side of me that I rarely if ever show. And I'm definitely capable of killing someone if I get pushed too far or if I had to.


- If it wasn't for music I probably wouldn't be alive right now, it gives me the fuel I need to go on with life when I'm at my lowest moments.


- I still feel slightly insecure around groups of black females even as a 20 yr old man and I think this is because of being shytted on by them as a child a lot. Don't get me wrong I still love black females and want to be with them, but I still feel like I just can't be myself around them


- I love cloudy days because i feel like it reflects the mood and mind state that I'm always in, gloomy and mellow

 

[thoushallhustle]

Ive had a few "arrangements" in my life..might have a few more

I had my first sexual experience when i was 8 with another little girl

I lost my virginity to my cousin

I used to steal money from my sister to buy drugs

I stole a girls iPod in high school

 

[Cole Cash]

Ive had a few "arrangements" in my life..might have a few more

I had my first sexual experience when i was 8 with another little girl

I lost my virginity to my cousin

I used to steal money from my sister to buy drugs

I stole a girls iPod in high school

 

[Roberto Dinero]

Ive had a few "arrangements" in my life..might have a few more

I had my first sexual experience when i was 8 with another little girl

I lost my virginity to my cousin

I used to steal money from my sister to buy drugs

I stole a girls iPod in high school

@ losing it to ur cousin.

But when it comes to stealing and stuff like that I did a lot of it in my early teens. I shoplifted from supermarkets, clothing stores, record stores, me and my friend stole a car radio once and I was only about 11 at the time.

I got caught shoplifting when I was 13. Twice in the same store in the span of like 4 months. The 1st time they let me go the 2nd time they sent me to the local precinct. My mom had to come and pick me up. She was not happy.

I was told if I was caught again I would have to go to court and maybe some time in youth offenders so I wised up after that and knocked all that sh!t off.

 

[thoushallhustle]

@ losing it to ur cousin.

But when it comes to stealing and stuff like that I did a lot of it in my early teens. I shoplifted from supermarkets, clothing stores, record stores, me and my friend stole a car radio once and I was only about 11 at the time.

I got caught shoplifting when I was 13. Twice in the same store in the span of like 4 months. The 1st time they let me go the 2nd time they sent me to the local precinct. My mom had to come and pick me up. She was not happy.

I was told if I was caught again I would have to go to court and maybe some time in youth offenders so I wised up after that and knocked all that sh!t off.

Yeah I was a little klepto. I ran away from LP many times. Sometimes i still jack shyt if the lines are too long...

 

[Texas2step]

Im mostly depressed because when I look out my window, I realize that people out there will never be me

Was accused of rape at the age of 5
First had sex at 6 tho it wasn't any vaginal penetration but anal. Saw on a flick
Never smoked anything or did any drugs

 

[havoc00]

I have to drink a tleast a 40oz or 2 a night to fall asleep

I walked out or got fired from every job i ever had

I hate meeting new people

Im a huge jerk off to people when im out anti social as fukk and will curse you out or mean mug u if u try to make small talk with me

I dress like im in the 90's I look like a old das efx video

I love overwight/chubby girls

I love being alone and dont need a g/f all I need is occasional sex and id rather pay for it then small date go on a date movies etc...

everytime a customer would walk in the door at CVS I would envision a way I wanted them to die or suffer.

 

[Roberto Dinero]

Yeah I was a little klepto. I ran away from LP many times. Sometimes i still jack shyt if the lines are too long...

What's LP?

But me myself I never steal anything any more. I'm a grown man in my late 20s, I don't need to be stealing jack sh!t.

Only grown people that shoplift are crack addicts and junkies.

 

[thoushallhustle]

What's LP?

But me myself I never steal anything any more. I'm a grown man in my late 20s, I don't need to be stealing jack sh!t.

Only grown people that shoplift are crack addicts and junkies.

Its funny you know who steals and your so well versed on the topic of stealing but you dont even know what LP is I could show you some normal middle aged white women that will steal the eyelashes off your eye

 

[Cole Cash]

Its funny you know who steals and your so well versed on the topic of stealing but you dont even know what LP is I could show you some normal middle aged white women that will steal the eyelashes off your eye

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