the-coli confessionals.

[JohnStarksMiddleFinger]

You know those ATM receipt papers people leave laying around?


Sometimes I check out the balance. I may not ever meet that person in real life but I try to imagine they lifestyle.

Saw one today that had .31 cents left. The struggle is real brehs.



I'm a judgemental a$$hole, I know!

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

You ain't on the list.





Or are you?


More confessions:

-I just made a twitter so follow me
-When I was younger I hated being black. I thought we were the ugliest race I was a damn fool. Cause I now know we be fly as hell.
-I've never done any drugs but I really want to try a few
-I'm scared to go off to college because I know I might wild out when I get there, haha. Pray for me y'all.

I'm not gonna judge you because I too once was a c00n. And yeah, I def wanna try some drugs. Let's expand our minds together. You buy, I try.

And excellent use of the smiley.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

I'm from a good two parent Black middle class home but have a weird fascination with hood shyt (watching Smack DVD, New Orleans projects on youtube, etc.)
I find pretty hoodrats very sexy despite them being rats
I feel it necessary to prove to my past friends, classmates and basically everyone on Facebook how much better I'm doing because I'm a narcissist and I want them to feel like they're failures in life for staying in weak ass Ohio
I wanna try ecstacy but I don't wanna become addicted

I don't wanna die. And yeah, I be on the bus (yes people, the bus ) and them rats mane,

 

[Token]

I'm not gonna judge you because I too once was a c00n. And yeah, I def wanna try some drugs. Let's expand our minds together. You buy, I try.

And excellent use of the smiley.

c00ning ain't what's up. I had to dead that real quick. We way too fly for me to be hating like that.

Bruh, you the one with the job/money.....you can be my drug dealer

I'm a pro with the smileys now.

 

[Ain't That Something]

Back in high school my homies used to invite me to run train on hoes but I was to scared and a lame to go through with it. I stop playing soccer bc nikkas that played that shyt in high school was getting any p*ssy.

Edit: I'm a reform c00n been c00n free for a while.

 

[DreadHead P]

-I used to have a fake ID hustle, real names and socials just wit another person's pic. Never really gave a fucc cause I was gettin money and I knew most of the cats I was selling them to just wanted to buy liquor and get in clubs, what made me stop was I sold a specific ID to this dude (never questioned why he specifically wanted that persons ID) then I found out he used it to get a pretty big loan in that person's name. I'm not really for fukkin over innocent people so that hasn't sat right wit me since

-I can't say all the girls called me ugly when I was younger but I specificaly remember 2 girls calling me ugly, one of them even told me I would never get no girls. I think thats the reason why I went so hard on the females, I thought I had to prove to the world that I could get girls

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

 

[BruhMayne]

I ALWAYS eat people's french fries during the ride back....always, no exceptions



Me: Aye I'm about to go to *fast food restaurant* roll wit me if you hungry too

Lazy Friend: Na I'm chilling, but aye bring me back two double burgers with cheese and a medium fry *hands over $5*
Me: Cool

*Upon my return*

Lazy Friend: Damn bruh my fries half empty
Me: Aww shyt I knew I shoulda checked before I left. *fast food restaurant* been on that bullshyt lately, nikkas ho'd me the last time I went there

 

[Token]

I ALWAYS eat nikkas' fries on the way back....always, no exceptions

Me: I'm going to *fast food restaurant* roll wit me if you hungry
Lazy Friend: Na I'm chilling, but aye bring me back two double burgers with cheese and a medium fry *hands over $5*
Me: Cool

*Upon my return*

Lazy Friend: Damn bruh my fries half empty
Me: Aww shyt I knew I shoulda checked before I left. *fast food restaurant* been on that bullshyt lately they ho'd me the last time I went there

I do this, too. But I don't lie about it.

Just hit em with the "my bad".

 

[BedRoomI'z]

You know those ATM receipt papers people leave laying around?


Sometimes I check out the balance. I may not ever meet that person in real life but I try to imagine they lifestyle.

Saw one today that had .31 cents left. The struggle is real brehs.



I'm a judgemental a$$hole, I know!

I do that too

I picked up one day and their balance was 10,520 something

But I never leave my receipt...

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

I saw a receipt with $129,000 on it.

 

[Black]

I ran over a little kid then drove off scared shytless


Molestation runs in my family for some reason


I don't have patience for children


I hate Jews b/c they would cross the street when they saw me comin


My dikk got bit by a dog and was hangin on for dear life


I see no point in doing anything with my life when i'm just gonna die.

 

[Ooh Marty]

I ran over a little kid then drove off scared shytless


Molestation runs in my family for some reason


I don't have patience for children


I hate Jews b/c they would cross the street when they saw me comin


My dikk got bit by a dog and was hangin on for dear life


I see no point in doing anything with my life when i'm just gonna die.

the bold explains a lot about ur antics

 

[Spatial Paradox]

- To this day, I've never smoked weed. I'm willing to try it, but none of my good friends smoke (anymore). Though I do have some cool co-workers I could probably get down with...

- I often muse about being too young to be tied down (I'm 24). I've no complaints about my relationship at all and I could see myself marrying the girl (not any time soon though ). But I wonder about how it would be to be an honorable manwhore, free to do as I please with whom I please without being tied down and without the guilt I'd feel from cheating.

Then again, I'd rather not take the chance with breaking up and end up like one of those older folks who piss and moan about letting "the one" get away

 

[BruhMayne]

I do this, too. But I don't lie about it.

Just hit em with the "my bad".

Yea I could tell the truth...but then they would just ask for some of my shyt and I probably would be