the-coli confessionals.

[thoushallhustle]

Loss protection

I thought everyone knew that

 

[havoc00]

Loss protection

Isnt it Loss Prevention

 

[MikelArteta]

I'm anti social
I get anxiety attacks in crowded spots
I dont curse in real life but i do on the Internet
I've always been spoiled
I has a gambling addiction

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Ive had a few "arrangements" in my life..might have a few more

I had my first sexual experience when i was 8 with another little girl

I lost my virginity to my cousin

I used to steal money from my sister to buy drugs

I stole a girls iPod in high school

None of this really surprises me.

And LP is loss prevention. fukk is Loss Protection Cole? Some sort of regional pop variation?

 

[Chris.B]

I love hooking up with mature and older women (35- 50 plus women) as evident of my swinging thread.

 

[AAKing23]

I'm anti social
I get anxiety attacks in crowded spots
I dont curse in real life but i do on the Internet
I've always been spoiled
I has a gambling addiction

Cosign the bolded ones

 

[Roberto Dinero]

Its funny you know who steals and your so well versed on the topic of stealing but you dont even know what LP is I could show you some normal middle aged white women that will steal the eyelashes off your eye

Well, I'm not from the US so I didn't know what that term was.

Also my stealing days have been over for way over a decade now so I dunno what to tell ya.

 

[Cole Cash]

None of this really surprises me.

And LP is loss prevention. fukk is Loss Protection Cole? Some sort of regional pop variation?

i dont know breh lol.

 

[Ashley Banks]

I'm extremely pessimistic but I pretend to be optimistic so I don't upset other people.

 

[Chris.B]

I have anxieties about having sex without a condom because I feel like my whole world could be ruined by an unwanted child.

Because of this I have only fukked once without a rubber

 

[Amy Traphouse]

Adding on...

I used to steal my ass off when I worked at walmart. I got ipods, cell phones, afew flat screens, and various small items. It was easy for me to get away with it because I knew how loss prevention worked and when our only LP person was there. Thankfully I was never caught otherwise I would face some serious time.

I don't mind offering advice when its asked for but i hate to have my time wasted giving out advice and then you go back and do the same stupid shyt.

 

[savageseancombs]

I hate everyone except family,close friends and women that give me the p*ssy

 

[ReggieFlare]

Ive dated and fukked (still do) with some fine honeys in my time on this earth... But I sometimes have a thing for and am just obsessed with fukking thicker to fat chicks. Not all but some of them just do it for me.

Guilty.

I see nothing wrong with polygamy. Actually I'd argue that it is natural.

I believe I am capable of doing great things, but I get complacent far too easily.

I don't think I could ever marry a dime. From my experiences/what I've seen they come with way too many issues.

I'm pretty sure that a part of my family is deeply involved with some mafia type shyt.

Like some of you, I actually prefer to be alone. The only people I can be around whenever is my fam.

I feel like too many people talk but very few people actually listen, or want to listen. This is part of why I prefer to be alone.

I withhold information from people, even some close friends.

I have a strange interest for dangerous/illegal activities.

 

[Token]

It ain't a confession unless you name names.

You ain't on the list.





Or are you?


More confessions:

-I just made a twitter so follow me
-When I was younger I hated being black. I thought we were the ugliest race I was a damn fool. Cause I now know we be fly as hell.
-I've never done any drugs but I really want to try a few
-I'm scared to go off to college because I know I might wild out when I get there, haha. Pray for me y'all.

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

I'm from a good two parent Black middle class home but have a weird fascination with hood shyt (watching Smack DVD, New Orleans projects on youtube, etc.)
I find pretty hoodrats very sexy despite them being rats
I feel it necessary to prove to my past friends, classmates and basically everyone on Facebook how much better I'm doing because I'm a narcissist and I want them to feel like they're failures in life for staying in weak ass Ohio
I wanna try ecstacy but I don't wanna become addicted