The coli already corrupted me with the work and pizza party combo but I wasn't expecting this. Next time they're gonna have a meeting and give you a special custom coke with the name Unemployed on it.
This thread actually makes me realize I made the right decision at work today. I call to order some food from the Mexican place next door. I get two tacos, chips, and drink since that's the special. I tell the girl on the phone a sprite for the drink. So then I send this girl to pick up the food since I can't leave myself. But I forgot to mention to her to bring me a sprite since they usually fill your drink up when you go and pick up. She brings me back a coke. I wasn't too happy about it. Asked our other co-worker if he wanted it and got myself a water, way more healthier. Especially since I was already pigging out on two tacos. That decision might've saved my life. Share a coke could've turned into share a cock. Crisis averted.