Star Wars The Force Awakens [SPOILERS] Thread: SPOILERS

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So my girl is like anti star wars everything...any time the commercial comes on she gets mad and talks shyt about how annoying it is and how she's not interested and is sick of people bringing it up to her...

so i been watching Star Wars on the low becoming a fan and wanted to see the new flick so i figured fukk it i might just take that L and go see the flick by myself one day... i didnt end up going...

well i saw a commercial for the star wars toys and pointed out how they have 6 toys and none of them are the actual main character(Rey) and one thing led to another and i told her that i ALMOST thought about going to see it...

AND THAT MADE HER MAD

just because i'd be at the movies alone...even though i watch flicks all the damn time by myself....why should i include her in something she ALWAYS says she's not interested in and hates?

thats what i get for coming out of the Star Wars closet to my girl

To the bushes she goes

 

[Twoedged_Sword]

 

[JetLife]

This comic had better storytelling and emotion than the actual movie

 

[Soymuscle Mike]

This comic had better storytelling and emotion than the actual movie

When Leia walked past Chewie and hugged Rey I could hear multiple people going "the fukk?"

Such a weird scene

 

[Jmare007]

That makes so much sense

 

[Ironman]

 

[Dillah810]

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

 

[IslandG]

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

To the bushes she goes

she gets some extra time for this http://www.thecoli.com/threads/look...r-valentines-day-brehs-sadcam-blessed.293126/

 

[Optimus Prime]

Samuel L. Jackson on the New ‘Star Wars’

The goat Black Jedi speaks on future goat Finn being a Jedi

 

[ZEB WALTON]

When Leia walked past Chewie and hugged Rey I could hear multiple people going "the fukk?"

Such a weird scene

Yea i just rewatched it and totally didnt get that shyt. JJ fukked that whole part up

 

[Neil Tyson]

Yea i just rewatched it and totally didnt get that shyt. JJ fukked that whole part up

They probably tried a bit too hard to make Rey 'special' and well-liked or at least moreso than the other characters. Turned Finn into a simp, Han quickly offering a job. they call her a 'mary sue' hopefully that's fixed in the blu ray release.

 

[23Barrettcity]

They probably tried a bit too hard to make Rey 'special' and well-liked or at least moreso than the other characters. Turned Finn into a simp, Han quickly offering a job. they call her a 'mary sue' hopefully that's fixed in the blu ray release.

How is Finn A simp? This isn't the first movie where a male character tries to save a potential female love interest

 

[Lord_nikon]