When a paraplegic wantcha
Lol he wasn't paraplegic, just old and didn't feel like or couldn't walk around the store for a long time I think
trying to rush off the aisle after I heard his comment and hearing the motor getting louder was like the Jaws music.
I'm confused.
joke expired 
My response is a mix of:
"Don't you see me flirting?"
"Are you slow/ playing games?"
"Boy, I already know you like me, come git this."
"Welp, too slow, on to the next."
I just can't do it, it would feel unnatural. I will just keep choosing from the men that approach me first
Last night this old guy on a scooter was following me around in the grocery store after I spoke. Does that count?
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That just gave me the most fukked up mental image of some shyt bag smelling dude stalking you saying "how ya doing pretty lady
He's not responding to me because:
- I'm chocolate brown & he must like red/yellow bones.
- I'm not thick enough, my lil big booty isn't end table ass.
- I'm not slim enough.
- He must like white girls
- He must like Spanish girls
- He's on the DL...
My imagination gets the best of me at times....
"lawd have mercy"