Somebody offers you $200 million to fight and beat a moose in a cage match

[Schadenfreude]

@ this thread

So you're telling me you're killing a moose with a knife, when a moose causes a grizzly bear to run away? Moose would hit y'all brehs looking at it with the knife like:

 

[It's been real]

is the moose canadian or american...

big difference...

So you'd deal with a Canadian moose? Like it knows . Let me tell you, there's a reason moose and Canadian geese on our money.

Y'all think shyt is sweet because we're your hats, you gonl learn today

 

[It's been real]

@ this thread

So you're telling me you're killing a moose with a knife, when a moose causes a grizzly bear to run away? Moose would hit y'all brehs looking at it with the knife like:

These nikkas don't know about meese, all of them would get the hooves

 

[It's been real]

You would be gored to death before you could gather your thoughts.

Also a knife isn’t doing anything to a Moose’s neck.

But these coli brehs can take them

 

[Silkk]

Love these type of threads




that moose

 

[It's been real]

Love these type of threads




that moose

Nah you think these coli pussies ever hunted. They claimed the mouse was a hunt, p*ssy ass nikkas

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Yeah, good luck. .

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/moose-had-the-running-for-his-life.917945/

The Moose got up after this like nothing happened.



This had me dying though..

Moose was trying to commit that

Wonder what brought him to that point

 

[$cam-U-Well_Jack$on]

fukk it. I'd have to try.

 

[Cladyclad]

ill climb out And be victorious

 

[Savvir]

So you'd deal with a Canadian moose? Like it knows . Let me tell you, there's a reason moose and Canadian geese on our money.

Y'all think shyt is sweet because we're your hats, you gonl learn today

I'll turn that moose into a hat....
with a goose feather in it........... YOU gon learn today..
last moose that fukked with a California bear ended up like this

 

[Ces1ne?]

This sh!t could’ve been a rafters worthy thread, so much corniness/seriousness..…..some1 please link the Brock Lesnars vs Gorillas thread to make it right

 

[TOAD99]

Yeah, good luck. .

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/moose-had-the-running-for-his-life.917945/

The Moose got up after this like nothing happened.



This had me dying though..

I LOVE the coli

I’m laying here in the dark wheezing at this video and some of these comments

 

[The_Unchosen_One]

I'm putting all my money on the moose!!!

 

[Elle Seven]

I wouldn't stand a chance but I need the money

How bad???...

JK

 

[Blown Moon]

Keep the flash light just give me some food so I can get him eating out of my hands, get him used to being pet, and even developing an understanding just like a dog and then when when he least expects it RATATATA. I'll look down on him and bask in his lamentations, the last thing he'll see is my traitorous face glowing in the darkness of the cage illuminated by my phone because I've already starting scrolling IG like Amazon.com.