Somebody offers you $200 million to fight and beat a moose in a cage match

[Th3Birdman]

I love these threads because it always exposes how comfortable humans are and how much they don't know SHYT about the world around them.

I realize half y'all are joking but the other half

Y'all really not understanding how fukking big, fast and strong a moose is.

Nikkas that hunt them with RANGED weapons still get that work sometimes



There is a reason you're being offered generational money in this What If, guys

 

[Schadenfreude]

Blind him

Side step

Slash his rib cage

Be cautious of a wild kick

Blind him again

Commando roll to your right (his left)

While he has his head near his open womb, violently percuss his throat

Blind one last time

Stay clear of his thrusting antlers and legs as he is going through exsanguination

Collect reward and take my ol lady to the Maldives

That wonderful Hornet education strikes again eh breh? ASU failed you my guy

 

[Sensitive Christian Grey]

Classic thread that's got my ribs hurting for real

Let me just say this: Here's a moose gliding through 5-6 feet of densely packed snow EFFORTLESSLY

Well there’s a gif for multiple uses

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Saw a moose as a kid when in the backseat of a car

We were driving up this mountain on a small winding road and a moose booked it across the street

it was awesome

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

Honestly, I would fight the moose breh. Real talk, I need the money man.

 

[Still Benefited]

Mreh got a neck like brock Lesnar


Coli brehs never seen a moose in real life

Thats what a moose look like?
You sure thats a moose? I thought they looked a little more like this

Either way put me in coach

 

[Afrodroid]

Two posts in and thread is already full of

 

[BucciMane]

I LOVE the coli

I’m laying here in the dark wheezing at this video and some of these comments

I was crying when I saw the Air Jordan logo.

So many hilarious and creative people out there. .

 

[King Poetic]

In coli daydream fashion

I’ll Climb the cage and then Nick Foley off the cage with the knife and stabbed the moose repeatedly and then hop back up the cage and do it again

In reality, I’ll just sliced my own throat before the moose even kill me first

 

[kevm3]

 

[Eternally Jaded]

climb the cage then jump on top of the moose and slit his throat

Easy 200mill

Yessir. First impale the ear to disorient it then go for the bottom of the head.

Probably piss sitting down for the rest of your life but you'd be rich.

 

[JerkPork]

No problem. Im turning him into moose steaks

 

[Still Benefited]

I hope nikkas on here is trolling because Moose in relation to the average man are huge. I know the average coli breh is 6 ft 8 and cut up, but moose aint nothing to fukk with

That neck kinda thick,I need to completely change my strategy.My right hook probably wont have the impact I thought it would.

 

[RhodyRum]

Just wanted to add that y'all Negroes haven't lived until you've eaten lasagna made with ground elk meat.

 

[shopthatwrecks]

Give me four

I’ll drop em in less than 2 mins