Somebody offers you $200 million to fight and beat a moose in a cage match

[OperationNumbNutts]

You mean update your will?.

Yeah and that too.

 

[NatiboyB]

Yeah I can do this give me that bread

 

[Buddy]

Yeah I can do this give me that bread

 

[YvrzTrvly]

It is possible to get one clean knife stab to the equivalent of the carotid while avoiding getting trampled

One in a million tho

 

[RhodyRum]

I mean there's 50% chance it could work

Bruh

 

[RARI_Godwind]

Spoiler: Animal Violence

I’ll collect my $200 mil thank you very much

 

[Jesus Is Lord]

Depends on what kicks I’m wearing.

 

[Buddy]

the fact that NONE of ya'll are using the flashlight speaks volumes

 

[RhodyRum]

Classic thread that's got my ribs hurting for real

Let me just say this: Here's a moose gliding through 5-6 feet of densely packed snow EFFORTLESSLY

Nikkas in here talking about climbing cages and waiting for the right moment to strike

That sucker would be on you before you could even blink once from 50 yards away. And then I hope your family loves spaghetti because you're getting turned into pasta sauce before you can even regret your decision.

That's male or female

That's with or without antlers

And we're not even gonna talk about how bulls can be 7 feet tall (at the shoulder, mind you) and weigh up to 1600 lbs AND also has the athleticism of a deer.

Have you ever seen the size of a moose's head alone? It looks like something out of Jurassic Park

Even an elk you'd stand no chance of defeating. Those things are gigantic as well!

These things turn cars into crushed cans in no time. Imagine how fast it'd bust up human flesh?

 

[2 Up 2 Down]

 

[Ku$h Parker]

If its a Cage Match,cant I just escape out the Door or over the Top for The win?

 

[keond]

I hope nikkas on here is trolling because Moose in relation to the average man are huge. I know the average coli breh is 6 ft 8 and cut up, but moose aint nothing to fukk with

 

[Mystic]

shyt is mad easy walk up to that mf like a friend then stab an eye out then he cant see where I'm at then it's repeated stabs whenever I feel like it op is a dumbass thinking this was gonna be hard

 

[RhodyRum]

the fact that NONE of ya'll are using the flashlight speaks volumes

Bruh nikkas would completely void their bowels once they saw what one of these things look like up close and wouldn't remember what supplies they were given.

Even if they used the flashlight they're just gonna stand there petrified in fright while the moose just goes on an even more murderous rampage due to being partially blinded.

Moose get ANGRY VERY EASILY.

 

[Buddy]

Bruh nikkas would completely void their bowels once they saw what one of these things look like up close and wouldn't remember what supplies they were given.

Even if they used the flashlight they're just gonna stand there petrified in fright while the moose just goes on an even more murderous rampage due to being partially blinded.

Moose get ANGRY VERY EASILY.

Say breh, Idk about ya'll but I was a flashlight cop for 6 years. I know wtf I'm doing with that shyt