Somebody offers you $200 million to fight and beat a moose in a cage match

[Amerikan Melanin]

This is an impossible task

 

[hood b. goode]

 

[TEH]

Done. Keep your weapons. Give me an extra 50 mil and I'll do it with my barehands

We got actual sharks posting

 

[Kenny West]

You didn't specifically a time limit. Lie on the ground in submission on first contact. Wait for it to go to sleep (or starve to death if you patient, they need lots of calories for that big body) then slash it's achilles.

 

[The Guru]

Moose saw the fetal position and felt it beneath him to even engage such a fellow in fisticuffs

 

[Mister_DoItNice]

Dumbass. Social media is about to have people out here dying like lemmings.

 

[Buddy]

And then he went right back to recording!!


This is one time I wouldn't mind some ignant ass breh instigating

 

[It's been real]