Shameful admission thread! Come in here and bare your soul brehs and brehettes!

[BlvdBrawler]

i smashed 2 cousins

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Way back in the day, there was this mixed chick who used to work in my bldg. Face was maybe a 7 but the body.... oh brehs the fuccing BODY on this bish was . She had a crush on me for about a year but I was in a relationship so nothing ever happened. Then one day she hit me on the chat and told me she was moving to CA in a week and she just wanted me to know that she thought I was a beautiful man and she would have regretted not saying something. Now if you've read my stories before ya'll know that I am the mascot for the anti-swag movement, but even a nicca like me can hit a layup, ESPECIALLY if she's gonna be leaving the state in a week.

So I go with it. I tell her that I always thought she was cute and shyt, and that I wanted to at least take her out to dinner before she left, just being friendly. So we go out to dinner, she throws herself at me, we fucc all night and into the morning. I drop her off at home and over the next week we fucc daily. The sex is . The HEAD is .

On about the 4th or 5th day when I'm deep in her guts she tells me, "Why have I fallen in love with you? " Now normally when this happens it spells the end of my time with a jumpoff but in this case I was thinking that she'd be gone the day after tomorrow anyway, so fucc it. "I'm in love with you too." Brehs, the sex... went SUPER SAIYAN after that. She did anything and everything I told her to. She'd suck me, fukk me, wipe my dikk off, bring me a drink then run to blockbuster and pick up whatever movie I wanted then suck my dikk while I watched it. I had her on LOCK.

At that point I decided to go full-retard and told her that I was gonna leave my girl and move to CA with her. This was of course a lie and I have no idea why I told her this; I guess I was caught up in the fantasy too, but the last two days of sex was something I'll never forget. It was kinda fukked up because she amended her plans around depending on me being in CA. She called the apt she was gonna be staying at and got a 2 bedroom instead of the studio she was gonna get and shyt like that. I didn't care tho cause I was busting nuts in places I didn't even know women had.

She stays at my house the night before she's supposed to leave and we have a MARATHON fuccing session. I busted all inside her for hours and hours. The next day, I was anxious to get rid of her cause Smash Bros Brawl had just come out and I wanted to get down on it so I told her that I really hated goodbyes and she should hurry up and leave before I start crying . I tell her "I love you and I'll see you in a couple weeks..." She takes off, and I start counting, literally like you see in the movies. As soon as I calculated that she was halfway to CA, I call her (while playing Brawl) and tell her that this long-distance thing isn't working out for me and good luck in CA. She was stunned and didn't say anything for like 30 seconds. All the while I'm playing Brawl and I'm sure she could hear the "PIKAAA......PIKAAA" in the background. She finally just hangs up and I don't hear from her again till two weeks ago.

Alright brehs and brehettes...

Remember how I ended this story with "I don't hear from her again till two weeks ago.", well she wants us to go to Vegas together next week. Should I do it, brehs?

 

[Deadpool1986]

I tell her "I love you and I'll see you in a couple weeks..." She takes off, and I start counting, literally like you see in the movies. As soon as I calculated that she was halfway to CA, I call her (while playing Brawl) and tell her that this long-distance thing isn't working out for me and good luck in CA. She was stunned and didn't say anything for like 30 seconds. All the while I'm playing Brawl and I'm sure she could hear the "PIKAAA......PIKAAA" in the background. She finally just hangs up and I don't hear from her again till two weeks ago.

Alright brehs and brehettes...

Remember how I ended this story with "I don't hear from her again till two weeks ago.", well she wants us to go to Vegas together next week. Should I do it, brehs?

Go for it!!!

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Go for it!!!

Fuuuuuck I wanna hit again but what if she gets pregnant or something. It'd be the ultimate L to escape the situation free and clear only to have it come back and bite me in the ass 5 years later .

I'll have to ponder it.

 

[Deadpool1986]

Fuuuuuck I wanna hit again but what if she gets pregnant or something. It'd be the ultimate L to escape the situation free and clear only to have it come back and bite me in the ass 5 years later .

I'll have to ponder it.

Use protection!!!

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Use protection!!!

 

[Deadpool1986]

 

[The 2020 New Member]

Alright brehs and brehettes...

Remember how I ended this story with "I don't hear from her again till two weeks ago.", well she wants us to go to Vegas together next week. Should I do it, brehs?

make it happen. come to one of my shows and i'll joke about your relationship.

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Update: She was succin my dikk. I tell her to bend over cause I wanna "make love" or some shyt. I mean who bends over to "make love". Anyway, she grabs a condom and I'm like "We never used condoms before." and she's like, "Yea, I got something to tell you, my ex gave me herpes."

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

In ninth grade there was a sweet, pretty girl who had lost her legs in an accident and used a wheelchair. She had very few friends due to her condition, but she was a fantastic artist.

My friends and I decided to prank her for shyts and giggles, so I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me immediately. We start to hang out outside of school and she takes me to her home one day to watch a movie.

I ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass). During the movie, I say I need to go to the restroom and I retrieve the bis ass scissors from my pocket, go into her room, and cut the bottom half of all of her art pieces off and trash them.

I leave and the next day she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art, I said "I made them look like you". All my friends laugh heartily and she rolls over to her table and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. To this day I still look back and wonder what the fukk was wrong with us.

dumb ass cac

 

[MBwithadream]

Come in here and tell things, stories, situations that you've been in that you are kinda ashamed of brehs! Let it all come out here

I'll start....

Well, let me preface this by saying my ex can sing really good Anyway, it was valentines day I was a year removed from High school and she was in the 12th grade still so it kind of put a strain on our relationship... But we stayed strong ....So I do the regular and get her flowers, chocolate, stuffed animal ect and gave it to her before school so she can walk around all day with it feeling like We made plans to hang out after she got out of choir practice so I was feeling good all day brehs She said my gift was a "secret" so im like I might lose my virginity here lol.... Anyway, fast forward to us meeting later...she greets me with a big hug and kiss then takes me into the choirs room where they practiced....Its totally empty lol....She tells me to sit down and she is looking mad nervous as she gathers her self Mannnnnnnn this girl sings Monica "why I love you so much" to a breh out of the blue It sounded like something from heaven brehs So genuine and pure My shameful admission is that I shed a tear during that performance and I didnt get any but I didnt care at the time We went there about a year and a half later.

Bare your souls brehs!! Or tell goofy stories

I had a nightmare that this girl was dissing me using that same song. Maybe because I read this thread & thought she was angelic. I don't know why showed up.

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

Update: She was succin my dikk. I tell her to bend over cause I wanna "make love" or some shyt. I mean who bends over to "make love". Anyway, she grabs a condom and I'm like "We never used condoms before." and she's like, "Yea, I got something to tell you, my ex gave me herpes."

What did you say after?

 

[AgentGrey]

I did some mean shyt to my ex. I told him I was gonna piss on his mothers grave. I didn't but I left a roll of toilet paper on her headstone. He deserved it tho.

He shoulda had you smacked up for this nonsense, Im not even close to my mom like that but I would've had a grown homeless dirty drugged-out man beat your ass for a $20 bill.

 

[LimitedEdition]

He shoulda had you smacked up for this nonsense, Im not even close to my mom like that but I would've had a grown homeless dirty drugged-out man beat your ass for a $20 bill.

He did. But he's not ashamed of that so I didnt write about that in here.

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

Nah edit