Shameful admission thread! Come in here and bare your soul brehs and brehettes!

[BlvdBrawler]

What did you say after?

Just put my shoes on and bounced.

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

Just put my shoes on and bounced.

 

[King Crimson]

Update: She was succin my dikk. I tell her to bend over cause I wanna "make love" or some shyt. I mean who bends over to "make love". Anyway, she grabs a condom and I'm like "We never used condoms before." and she's like, "Yea, I got something to tell you, my ex gave me herpes."

Just put my shoes on and bounced.

Let me tell you what really happened, breh. She meant to burn your ass for breaking her heart... She probably just got caught up at the last moment and couldn't go through with it. These hoes out here are nefarious.

Better get checked, cousin. If she got it on her twat, she might have it on her mouth too.

 

[semtex]

I have a phobia of driving. hasn't effected me much since I've lived on a college campus the past 4 years. I do have a license though. I'll have to force myself out of it very soon.

 

[86\*/98]

When I was about 8-9, I spent the night at my mothers, best friends house. I went to get some water in the middle of the night and she was on the couch, knocked out. She was looking so good to me, I licked her titty through her shirt, and kissed her feet, and went back up stairs. I didn't even get the water I came for.

I've been a creep for a long time.

 

[Squirtle]

I've been charged with armed robbery. But I never robbed anybody, I was just shooting at him because he shot at me!

 

[Silkk]

I gotta take a shyt but dont feel like it

 

[L&HH]

When I was about 8-9, I spent the night at my mothers, best friends house. I went to get some water in the middle of the night and she was on the couch, knocked out. She was looking so good to me, I licked her titty through her shirt, and kissed her feet, and went back up stairs. I didn't even get the water I came for.

I've been a creep for a long time.

You already quenched youre thirst my nikka, no need for the water

 

[kp404]

I have a phobia of driving. hasn't effected me much since I've lived on a college campus the past 4 years. I do have a license though. I'll have to force myself out of it very soon.

What is it that bothers you? Do you get panic attacks behind the wheel or is it a particular aspect of driving?

 

[Mandarin Duck]

In high school I video taped a fat girl once and provided commentary about how fat she was in a Steve Irwin Crocodile Hunter voice then put it on YouTube. I posted it as a bulletin on MySpace, she saw it, and instead of cussing me out, she told me some shyt that legit made me feel worse than if she would have cussed me out.

If me and my friends knew somebody who we really didn't fukk with that much, we'd hit a lick on their house when they went on Vacation. We made 2 families move out of the neighborhood because of it.

I had this Asian girl as a friend who was mad coo. She would buy me food and give me rides and shyt when I was still in HS and she was out already. But when she wasn't around I'd piss and spit on her car just because.

I had a friend call some girls he knew, tell them he was going to get them a sack of weed, take their $10 and smoke a blunt with their money without hitting them back up.

I used to steal toys from my friends. Just because I wanted to. I'll play with my friends hot wheels, go into the bathroom and put them in my waistband because my mom got my shorts from the swap meet and they didn't have pockets. Then tell him I had to leave. I tried to steal my white friends copy of Super Mario RPG. He came to my house and asked "Have you seen my SMRPG game?"
I hit em with the "It's missing breh? Naw I haven't seen it. Maybe you misplaced it in your crib or something"
I still had it sitting in my room and he seen it. He goes "So you have a copy of SMRPG too?"
"Umm yea, my Dad got me a copy a while back breh"
So we turn the game on and one of the saved files was still under his sister's name.
So I play it off again. "My bad breh. I guess I misplaced my version with yours"
He was naive and never really thought much about it.

I have alot so if I think of any more I'll add on later.

 

[semtex]

What is it that bothers you? Do you get panic attacks behind the wheel or is it a particular aspect of driving?

The fact that people are so careless while operating a chunk of metal that weighs thousands of pounds. plus I heard lots of horror stories growing up. Lost my cousin in a head on collision. Me and my dad would go visit this one 30 year old dude that was in a nursing home due to a car wreck, dude couldn't walk or talk. Stuff like that freaked me out early on. The times I've been on the road I've been perfectly ok. Just very on edge.

 

[kp404]

The fact that people are so careless while operating a chunk of metal that weighs thousands of pounds. plus I heard lots of horror stories growing up. Lost my cousin in a head on collision. Me and my dad would go visit this one 30 year old dude that was in a nursing home due to a car wreck, dude couldn't walk or talk. Stuff like that freaked me out early on. The times I've been on the road I've been perfectly ok. Just very on edge.

I feel ya breh...that is rough

 

[PortCityProphet]

when i was little i had a fear of taking a shyt in a public bathroom, (still don't like using them) and it caused more than one accident in my draws. once happened at school, once at some park, had flies flying around me
so many skid marks in my draws

 

[#1 pick]

When I was a teenager, I watched one of my friend getting head by a death chick in a tool shack. The girl was a fine Haitian girl with bronze skin and natural curly hair. As I watch my friend getting head, he was in awe by the fellatio that the beautiful Haitian given him, and then the homie look at me and ask me if I wanted some head, and I at look him with a shock countenance . I admit I was kind of nervous because at the time I was unsure about receiving head from a gorgeous girl with a hearing disability. So, my friend, told the girl with hand signs to suck my dikk. I shook off my fear, and pull my dikk out and the girl raise her eyes wide open and reacted to me with a body gesture like ..My buddy kept pressuring her to give me oral but she wouldn't oblige and kept shaking her head(no) , and then she ran out of the shack. I was disappointed because I had missed by first chance to get some head After she ran out of the shack, my buddy laugh at me and shrugged .. Later that night, we got together with other friends to play football.. After we was done playing, my buddy told everybody about what happen at his background in his father's tool shack. Everybody started to laugh at me and caledl me "The Immortal Virgin" ..I was embarrassed I was the biggest joke of that night

 

[#1 pick]

In ninth grade there was a sweet, pretty girl who had lost her legs in an accident and used a wheelchair. She had very few friends due to her condition, but she was a fantastic artist.

My friends and I decided to prank her for shyts and giggles, so I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me immediately. We start to hang out outside of school and she takes me to her home one day to watch a movie.

I ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass). During the movie, I say I need to go to the restroom and I retrieve the bis ass scissors from my pocket, go into her room, and cut the bottom half of all of her art pieces off and trash them.

I leave and the next day she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art, I said "I made them look like you". All my friends laugh heartily and she rolls over to her table and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. To this day I still look back and wonder what the fukk was wrong with us.

Negged. Not funny.