Shameful admission thread! Come in here and bare your soul brehs and brehettes!

[King Crimson]

I have a phobia of driving. hasn't effected me much since I've lived on a college campus the past 4 years. I do have a license though. I'll have to force myself out of it very soon.

The fact that people are so careless while operating a chunk of metal that weighs thousands of pounds. plus I heard lots of horror stories growing up. Lost my cousin in a head on collision. Me and my dad would go visit this one 30 year old dude that was in a nursing home due to a car wreck, dude couldn't walk or talk. Stuff like that freaked me out early on. The times I've been on the road I've been perfectly ok. Just very on edge.

Similar shyt, breh. That's why I'm not pressed to drive. Too many a$$holes on the road, and I have a pretty bad temper. I be playing copilot to my gf and I be losing my damn mind.

When I was about 8-9, I spent the night at my mothers, best friends house. I went to get some water in the middle of the night and she was on the couch, knocked out. She was looking so good to me, I licked her titty through her shirt, and kissed her feet, and went back up stairs. I didn't even get the water I came for.

I've been a creep for a long time.

Creep life since day 1.

In high school I video taped a fat girl once and provided commentary about how fat she was in a Steve Irwin Crocodile Hunter voice then put it on YouTube. I posted it as a bulletin on MySpace, she saw it, and instead of cussing me out, she told me some shyt that legit made me feel worse than if she would have cussed me out.

I used to steal toys from my friends. Just because I wanted to. I'll play with my friends hot wheels, go into the bathroom and put them in my waistband because my mom got my shorts from the swap meet and they didn't have pockets. Then tell him I had to leave. I tried to steal my white friends copy of Super Mario RPG. He came to my house and asked "Have you seen my SMRPG game?"
I hit em with the "It's missing breh? Naw I haven't seen it. Maybe you misplaced it in your crib or something"
I still had it sitting in my room and he seen it. He goes "So you have a copy of SMRPG too?"
"Umm yea, my Dad got me a copy a while back breh"
So we turn the game on and one of the saved files was still under his sister's name.
So I play it off again. "My bad breh. I guess I misplaced my version with yours"
He was naive and never really thought much about it.

I have alot so if I think of any more I'll add on later.

This fat fukk named James stole my Super Mario RPG in elementary school in the same manner. Wanted to curb stomp that fat piece of shyt.



What did the fat girl say though?

 

[Ricky Church]

In ninth grade there was a sweet, pretty girl who had lost her legs in an accident and used a wheelchair. She had very few friends due to her condition, but she was a fantastic artist.

My friends and I decided to prank her for shyts and giggles, so I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me immediately. We start to hang out outside of school and she takes me to her home one day to watch a movie.

I ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass). During the movie, I say I need to go to the restroom and I retrieve the bis ass scissors from my pocket, go into her room, and cut the bottom half of all of her art pieces off and trash them.

I leave and the next day she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art, I said "I made them look like you". All my friends laugh heartily and she rolls over to her table and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. To this day I still look back and wonder what the fukk was wrong with us.

breh, you ain't named "Villain" for nothing.

 

[Pifferry]

breh, you ain't named "Villain" for nothing.

That's from *****.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I did some mean shyt to my ex. I told him I was gonna piss on his mothers grave. I didn't but I left a roll of toilet paper on her headstone. He deserved it tho.

u ratchet as fukk


scust

 

[ChrisDorner]

In high school I video taped a fat girl once and provided commentary about how fat she was in a Steve Irwin Crocodile Hunter voice then put it on YouTube. I posted it as a bulletin on MySpace, she saw it, and instead of cussing me out, she told me some shyt that legit made me feel worse than if she would have cussed me out.

Well what did she say nikka

Y'all got a problem with leaving the juicy parts out of ya stories I swear

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

When I was about 8-9, I spent the night at my mothers, best friends house. I went to get some water in the middle of the night and she was on the couch, knocked out. She was looking so good to me, I licked her titty through her shirt, and kissed her feet, and went back up stairs. I didn't even get the water I came for.

I've been a creep for a long time.

 

[Ricky Church]

So anyway, I used to catch the bus wit my moms everyday so we would walk pass this dude damn near every day and all I saw was that fanny pack. Any everyday i asked my mom could she get it cuz it was only $20. She told me every day to "save my allowance" but a lil nikka was perplexed cuz i wasnt gettin no damn allowance. So one fall day, a day I'll never forget, i was riding in the car wit my grandma, a old red chrysler lebaron and she left me in the car to pump gas but she threw her purse on the passenger floor right at my feet. So im chilling eating some candy or something she just bought me and i just happen to look down............$20 sittin right there hanging out her wallet in her purse. nikka i have never been so torn about anything in my life but i couldnt resist....i envisioned that lil ass fanny pack on my waist walkin through the hallways of my elem. school wit all the lil bytches going wild. I swiped that $20.

 

[Jone2three45]

I did some mean shyt to my ex. I told him I was gonna piss on his mothers grave. I didn't but I left a roll of toilet paper on her headstone. He deserved it tho.

 

[Ricky Church]

My shameful admissions:
In high school, I fukked one chick in the bushes in Prospect Park. Went to see my girlfriend at the time, ended up getting head from her like an hour and a half later. No shower, no wipe down, no nothing. I'm disgusting for this and I apologize.

I went through a simp phase freshman year of college. After being HOH in hs, I don't know what made me think I actually had to work for cooms in college... I remember I met this girl in my freshman psych class. Her name was Anika, and she was bad, brehs. Fat ass, flat belly, big t*ts and that one of those Caribbean accents. . Anyways, I talk to this girl, get her number, we chat and I'm like "lets go catch a movie ". My plan was to take her to the movies, take her to the Promenade, go for a nice walk, take her to my crib and smash.

Here's where shyt goes left. . I was listening to my man's who put the seed in my head that I had to go all out and impress this chick. This was in 06-07 when everyone was trying to be on some "grown man shyt" . I took my about half my paycheck, bought some new Sean John jeans for 60 something. Bought a Lacoste shirt for 72. Bought a new jacket for like a buck and change. New bottles of Polo black for 60 something... Man... Listen....

Come Friday night. I call homegirl before I head out and no answer. I figure ain't no worries since she said she'd meet me for sure...
Wrong! Wrong!
Chick had me standing in the blistering cold for like 2 hours.
Just as I was about to call it a night this broad calls me to tell me she had to work late... bytch forgot that she told me she ain't have no job. . She was probably getting back broken while I was on the phone with her.

Insult to injury same homeboy told me later on "I ain't tell you to spend all that money.

ayo...was this chick a light skin trini bytch?

 

[King Crimson]

ayo...was this chick a light skin trini bytch?

I'm assuming you mean the chick i simped, nah. She was brown skinned. Probably trini (willing to bet she is), but definitely not light skinned/yellow.

What i wouldn't give to split that puss.

 

[Mandarin Duck]

Well what did she say nikka

Y'all got a problem with leaving the juicy parts out of ya stories I swear

It was just some logical shyt. About how depressed and unhappy I was as a person if I felt like making fun of her would make me feel better and honestly she was right. I would've rather her cuss me out than hit me with an ether like that.

We used to make fun of this girl in a wheelchair because she always had skateboarding shoes. When she walked by we'd be like "Damn how is she able to keep her shoes so clean?" She'd come with a new pair and we'd be like "Now why the fukk does she need a new pair, it's not like the old ones were worn out or anything".

In ninth grade there was a sweet, pretty girl who had lost her legs in an accident and used a wheelchair. She had very few friends due to her condition, but she was a fantastic artist.

My friends and I decided to prank her for shyts and giggles, so I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me immediately. We start to hang out outside of school and she takes me to her home one day to watch a movie.

I ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass). During the movie, I say I need to go to the restroom and I retrieve the bis ass scissors from my pocket, go into her room, and cut the bottom half of all of her art pieces off and trash them.

I leave and the next day she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art, I said "I made them look like you". All my friends laugh heartily and she rolls over to her table and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. To this day I still look back and wonder what the fukk was wrong with us.

You win breh.

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

@Phoenix_Knightly23 Any more ghostly encounters

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

@Phoenix_Knightly23 Any more ghostly encounters

noises and shadows...

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

noises and shadows...

Let a strong black brother like myself protect you

 

[Ikwa]

Let a strong black brother like myself protect you

You do realise that shadows are black