Shameful admission thread! Come in here and bare your soul brehs and brehettes!

[Rozay Oro]

We used to make fun of this girl in a wheelchair because she always had skateboarding shoes. When she walked by we'd be like "Damn how is she able to keep her shoes so clean?" She'd come with a new pair and we'd be like "Now why the fukk does she need a new pair, it's not like the old ones were worn out or anything".

LMAO nikka YOU ARE SCUM

 

[Rozay Oro]

I tried to sing on one of my demos back in the day. blackmail material

I sing baldy in the shower foh

 

[Rozay Oro]

i remember in high school i was simping this one girl real hard and wrote her a love letter too put in her locker with my name and i came too her locker with flowers and chocolate and she came too her locker and said thank you and then this dude came up too her and start making out with her in front of me and told me thanks for flowers but i wasted money i aint there type this guy is

 

[Rozay Oro]

Thanksgiving 2009. Me and my cousin were in Louisiana visiting our great-grandma. Our great uncle had us doing yard work and the nikka gave us a couple of dollars a piece. Got back at this nikka...went on backpages or craigslist and had a transsexual prostitute show up to his place. Gave the tranny his cell number and everything. Not sure what was the total damage, but that cheap nikka didn't show up for Turkey dinner and his wife and him separated for a while after that period.

Damn!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Trot LaRoc]

We used to drive around throwing eggs at people and we were grown men in our early 20's doing thos shyt

I did this shyt too












When im was 17

 

[The Realist Perspective]

I know this is old but damn get help and drop porn

Wow time flies.

 

[RaspberryFitted]

I was in the 4th grade when Def Jam Vendetta came out, and even though it was a video game D-mob and his goons (Pockets, House, and Snowman) always scared me. I'll never ever forget this, I got up to the part where Angel texts you to meet her at the club. I thought I beat the game and won the girl, only to find out you get jumped by D-Mobs goons. I freaking screamed for my big sister she ran in the room snatched the controller from my hand and proceed to lay down that work.

Start at 5:50

Had the EXACT experience with FFNY when you had to fight Busta & Fat Joe with a half dead Method Man, but my sister never helped me out. To this day on my OG XBOX I’ve yet to beat Crow

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

i remember in high school i was simping this one girl real hard and wrote her a love letter too put in her locker with my name and i came too her locker with flowers and chocolate and she came too her locker and said thank you and then this dude came up too her and start making out with her in front of me and told me thanks for flowers but i wasted money i aint there type this guy is

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

This thread

 

[Black Mamba]

In ninth grade there was a sweet, pretty girl who had lost her legs in an accident and used a wheelchair. She had very few friends due to her condition, but she was a fantastic artist.

My friends and I decided to prank her for shyts and giggles, so I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me immediately. We start to hang out outside of school and she takes me to her home one day to watch a movie.

I ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass). During the movie, I say I need to go to the restroom and I retrieve the bis ass scissors from my pocket, go into her room, and cut the bottom half of all of her art pieces off and trash them.

I leave and the next day she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art, I said "I made them look like you". All my friends laugh heartily and she rolls over to her table and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. To this day I still look back and wonder what the fukk was wrong with us.

Nah u need punch face for this my god

 

[TheKongoEmpire]

sprayed febreeze and lysol and they both lost that war

 

[TheKongoEmpire]

Alright brehs and brehettes...

Remember how I ended this story with "I don't hear from her again till two weeks ago.", well she wants us to go to Vegas together next week. Should I do it, brehs?

It's a trap. She's gonna do you like Nia Long did Will.

 

[TheKongoEmpire]

Whats "diddle" ?...is that the name of one of your "homies" ?

 

[TheKongoEmpire]

I've never so proud to have live a normal, boring life. I'd testify against some of you so-called humans.

 

[LevelUp]

Got some shyt I gotta read thru I see