Shameful admission thread! Come in here and bare your soul brehs and brehettes!

[Raava]

I have a friend who I think is disgusting. Literally disgusting, to the point I have probably flinched when she tried to touch me. I feel bad feeling this way about someone and still calling them a friend and them considering me a good friend.

I am there when she needs me...Just don't touch me

Edit: I wish we had throwaways...

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

I have a friend who I think is disgusting. Literally disgusting, to the point I have probably flinched when she tried to touch me. I feel bad feeling this way about someone and still calling them a friend and them considering me a good friend.

I am there when she needs me...Just don't touch me

Edit: I wish we had throwaways...

What does she do that's so disgusting... c'mon now brehette.. .this is a bit half-assed

 

[Rigamortus]

Where to begin...

Back when I was 6 there was this kid I was cool with but really didnt consider a friend. Anyway we're at my house playing and dude tells me he has to use teh bathroom. So he goes in and 30 seconds later this starts screaming and came out the bathroom crying with his short still around his ankles. He says he got scared by a cockroach and that he shyt ON MY FLOOR! I tell him to pick it up but he went home crying. So here I am stuck cleaning up his shyt. So fast forward a few days and me and one of my boys are at his house. So I tell my boy to keep him busy downstairs cuz I got some work to do. So I know his moms was a clean freak and had some gloves in the kitchen. I go and grab them and then went to the bathroom and took the shyt of a lifetime I was surprised at the time that my body could produce so much shyt. So I put the gloves and started smearing the shyt all over the bathroom I go and get my boy and we dip. 20 minutes go by and dude comes to my house w/ his mom. His mom grabs me by the ear and I kick the bytch and told her to go fukk herself Later on in the day the lady called my house and told my mom what I did. I told my mom shyt happens and she proceeded to beat the fukk out of me


TL;DR Dont shyt on my floor brehs

 

[darius19]

In ninth grade there was a sweet, pretty girl who had lost her legs in an accident and used a wheelchair. She had very few friends due to her condition, but she was a fantastic artist.

My friends and I decided to prank her for shyts and giggles, so I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me immediately. We start to hang out outside of school and she takes me to her home one day to watch a movie.

I ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass). During the movie, I say I need to go to the restroom and I retrieve the bis ass scissors from my pocket, go into her room, and cut the bottom half of all of her art pieces off and trash them.

I leave and the next day she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art, I said "I made them look like you". All my friends laugh heartily and she rolls over to her table and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. To this day I still look back and wonder what the fukk was wrong with us.

this gets worse everytime I read it

 

[Ohene]

In ninth grade there was a sweet, pretty girl who had lost her legs in an accident and used a wheelchair. She had very few friends due to her condition, but she was a fantastic artist.

My friends and I decided to prank her for shyts and giggles, so I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me immediately. We start to hang out outside of school and she takes me to her home one day to watch a movie.

I ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass). During the movie, I say I need to go to the restroom and I retrieve the bis ass scissors from my pocket, go into her room, and cut the bottom half of all of her art pieces off and trash them.

I leave and the next day she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art, I said "I made them look like you". All my friends laugh heartily and she rolls over to her table and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. To this day I still look back and wonder what the fukk was wrong with us.

I was like + @ the first bold

then

and @ the second.

You going to hell breh

 

[Ohene]

I'm directly responsible for 2 murders, and that's all Imma say about that.

I'm vindictive, I took my ex's girlfriend car, had towed and dumped in a bayou. (No prints or evidence that it was me, plus the car went underwater so I doubt it was ever found).

The same ex, I loosened the lugnuts from 3 of 4 tires. He crashed and damn near died .

What's crazy was he suspected it was me but had no clue (my alibi was I was at work doing OT) and he still wanted to mess around.

Rachet p*ssy

 

[Ohene]

 

[King Crimson]

Where to begin...

Back when I was 6 there was this kid I was cool with but really didnt consider a friend. Anyway we're at my house playing and dude tells me he has to use teh bathroom. So he goes in and 30 seconds later this starts screaming and came out the bathroom crying with his short still around his ankles. He says he got scared by a cockroach and that he shyt ON MY FLOOR! I tell him to pick it up but he went home crying. So here I am stuck cleaning up his shyt. So fast forward a few days and me and one of my boys are at his house. So I tell my boy to keep him busy downstairs cuz I got some work to do. So I know his moms was a clean freak and had some gloves in the kitchen. I go and grab them and then went to the bathroom and took the shyt of a lifetime I was surprised at the time that my body could produce so much shyt. So I put the gloves and started smearing the shyt all over the bathroom I go and get my boy and we dip. 20 minutes go by and dude comes to my house w/ his mom. His mom grabs me by the ear and I kick the bytch and told her to go fukk herself Later on in the day the lady called my house and told my mom what I did. I told my mom shyt happens and she proceeded to beat the fukk out of me


TL;DR Dont shyt on my floor brehs

 

[Remote]

I keep a box of baby wipes in my bathroom for whenever I have women come over.
People tell me it's weird but the girls seem to appreciate it.

I guess I don't feel ashamed about it.

 

[Sad Bunny]

When i was a kid, I thought Michael Jackson was a girl and had a crush on him

Spoiler

Never would have guessed I was his type, tho

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

In ninth grade there was a sweet, pretty girl who had lost her legs in an accident and used a wheelchair. She had very few friends due to her condition, but she was a fantastic artist.

My friends and I decided to prank her for shyts and giggles, so I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me immediately. We start to hang out outside of school and she takes me to her home one day to watch a movie.

I ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass). During the movie, I say I need to go to the restroom and I retrieve the bis ass scissors from my pocket, go into her room, and cut the bottom half of all of her art pieces off and trash them.

I leave and the next day she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art, I said "I made them look like you". All my friends laugh heartily and she rolls over to her table and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. To this day I still look back and wonder what the fukk was wrong with us.

You are a vile human being

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

wtf how did u become friends w her greasey ass?

 

[Assata Shakur]

i smashed 2 cousins

 

[Why-Fi]

I tried to sing on one of my demos back in the day. blackmail material

 

[Deadpool1986]

In ninth grade there was a sweet, pretty girl who had lost her legs in an accident and used a wheelchair. She had very few friends due to her condition, but she was a fantastic artist.

My friends and I decided to prank her for shyts and giggles, so I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me immediately. We start to hang out outside of school and she takes me to her home one day to watch a movie.

I ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass). During the movie, I say I need to go to the restroom and I retrieve the bis ass scissors from my pocket, go into her room, and cut the bottom half of all of her art pieces off and trash them.

I leave and the next day she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art, I said "I made them look like you". All my friends laugh heartily and she rolls over to her table and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. To this day I still look back and wonder what the fukk was wrong with us.

Wow!!! That's was just mean and evil, you deserve to go to hell for that shyt.