Shameful admission thread! Come in here and bare your soul brehs and brehettes!

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this is straight up the lamest confession i've ever heard. stop it. i mean, i'm glad you shared but real talk, you shared zero details, admitted you were a lame in those years (as i was too :whoa:) and then mentioned some random bish on AOL. lmbo...throw some specifics out here, breh. :manny:

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Most fukked up specific shyt I've done is beat a chicken to death when I was in DR

Steal money from my parents

Torment my brother daily

Can't really think of anything past that breh. Excuse me for not being completely psycho as a youngn. It is the most shameful for me tho I'm speaking from personal experience.
 

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Most fukked up specific shyt I've done is beat a chicken to death when I was in DR

Steal money from my parents

Torment my brother daily

Can't really think of anything past that breh. Excuse me for not being completely psycho as a youngn. It is the most shameful for me tho I'm speaking from personal experience.

this aint therapy, ho. this is fukkery at it's finest. this is the show and tell of fame. if you want forgiveness for feeling bad as a teen, get religion. i'd rather hear about the chicken then the sappy BS you orignally posted. tell a fukking story, breh. don't get mad that i called you out for ya generic post :umad:. it's not even no dis. just tell us something that actually happened. ALL teenagers are little dikkheads :manny:. bring the noise.
 

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Here's mine:

In High School everyone was lying on their dikks talking about they were not virgins they were fukking, hitting shyt left and right. I'm sure some of these lil niccas wasn't virgins because I know cats that were fukking in middleschool and others that were fingerpoppin chicks in 5th grade. I wanted to fit in so bad I was down to lose my virginity to almost any chick. So along comes this like Colombian/Guat bytch bad built looking like the kool-aid man with chicken legs. This broad has the ugliest nose I ever seen and was just all titties no ass... just stop heavy brehs. Mind you, I had older bytches telling me they wanted me to hit but I didn't know if they were being serious or not, plus I needed practice bad since I wanted to impress them. I just think when you're an adolescent your brain just doesn't work right until one day you're 21+ and something just clicks and you see everything clear.

So this fast ass oompa loompa chick comes to my house when I got an open crib. One thing leads to another and I'm sucking on titties and rubbing on her p*ssy. Brehs I I bent her over so I can hit it from the back... I slide the big ol parachute draws off this biscuit head bytch and I remember just being like :huhldup: :what: what is that? A whiff of some scrong ass odor hit my nose. Prior to that I had heard that p*ssy had some smell but not like this but I was like Fuggit. I slid up in there and started to go to work.. the more I thrusted the more the smell just took over the room. The whole time I'm just like :dahell: until I just couldn't take it no more. This bytch started hitting High notes and that was my cue. I just told her to go home and watched her leave my crib like :scusthov: . I was disgusted with her with myself and with life. I felt like I need to sit in a damn tub full of tomato juice. A ninja had just fukked a skunk.

Thank God for the internet I found out that it wasn't always gonna be like that and that something was wrong with her p*ssy. In school I couldn't stand to be next to this bytch I avoided her like the plague til she got the message... I more than made up for this shyt though with all the bad broads I smashed. The next chick I smashed was a puerto rican freak chick who was :ohlawd: and I learned a lot from her... she's fat now with a kid tho

shyt was the WOAT of all time way to lose my virginity and it's gonna haunt me forever.
 

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Here's mine:

In High School everyone was lying on their dikks talking about they were not virgins they were fukking, hitting shyt left and right. I'm sure some of these lil niccas wasn't virgins because I know cats that were fukking in middleschool and others that were fingerpoppin chicks in 5th grade. I wanted to fit in so bad I was down to lose my virginity to almost any chick. So along comes this like Colombian/Guat bytch bad built looking like the kool-aid man with chicken legs. This broad has the ugliest nose I ever seen and was just all titties no ass... just stop heavy brehs. Mind you, I had older bytches telling me they wanted me to hit but I didn't know if they were being serious or not, plus I needed practice bad since I wanted to impress them. I just think when you're an adolescent your brain just doesn't work right until one day you're 21+ and something just clicks and you see everything clear.

So this fast ass oompa loompa chick comes to my house when I got an open crib. One thing leads to another and I'm sucking on titties and rubbing on her p*ssy. Brehs I I bent her over so I can hit it from the back... I slide the big ol parachute draws off this biscuit head bytch and I remember just being like :huhldup: :what: what is that? A whiff of some scrong ass odor hit my nose. Prior to that I had heard that p*ssy had some smell but not like this but I was like Fuggit. I slid up in there and started to go to work.. the more I thrusted the more the smell just took over the room. The whole time I'm just like :dahell: until I just couldn't take it no more. This bytch started hitting High notes and that was my cue. I just told her to go home and watched her leave my crib like :scusthov: . I was disgusted with her with myself and with life. I felt like I need to sit in a damn tub full of tomato juice. A ninja had just fukked a skunk.

Thank God for the internet I found out that it wasn't always gonna be like that and that something was wrong with her p*ssy. In school I couldn't stand to be next to this bytch I avoided her like the plague til she got the message... I more than made up for this shyt though with all the bad broads I smashed. The next chick I smashed was a puerto rican freak chick who was :ohlawd: and I learned a lot from her... she's fat now with a kid tho

shyt was the WOAT of all time way to lose my virginity and it's gonna haunt me forever.

oh i had one of those is was from a ex i was like wtf is that smell thinking maybe she farted or some shyt. then my roommate was like yo twan you fart cuz that shyt is foul and i was like my bad cuz i didn't know

so i continue too stroke her walls and then it just got worse i sprayed febreeze and lysol and they both lost that war :snoop:

then i decided too kiss her stomach just too see if it was her didn't want too use my fingers and when i went down i fell off the bed with a thud and was :damn:

told her seriously wtf go take a damn shower you shyt smells foul then she hit me with oh yea i forgot i got a yeast infection i was like

GTFO she what bout the shower i told her u aint gonna contaminate my bathroom go home
 

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oh i had one of those is was from a ex i was like wtf is that smell thinking maybe she farted or some shyt. then my roommate was like yo twan you fart cuz that shyt is foul and i was like my bad cuz i didn't know

so i continue too stroke her walls and then it just got worse i sprayed febreeze and lysol and they both lost that war :snoop:

then i decided too kiss her stomach just too see if it was her didn't want too use my fingers and when i went down i fell off the bed with a thud and was :damn:

told her seriously wtf go take a damn shower you shyt smells foul then she hit me with oh yea i forgot i got a yeast infection i was like

GTFO she what bout the shower i told her u aint gonna contaminate my bathroom go home
"oh yeah I forgot I was a dirty bich"
 

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this aint therapy, ho. this is fukkery at it's finest. this is the show and tell of fame. if you want forgiveness for feeling bad as a teen, get religion. i'd rather hear about the chicken then the sappy BS you orignally posted. tell a fukking story, breh. don't get mad that i called you out for ya generic post :umad:. it's not even no dis. just tell us something that actually happened. ALL teenagers are little dikkheads :manny:. bring the noise.

Lol i got u. I tied a chicken by its feet and swung it around like crazy til I could get it going as fast as I could n then i splattered it all over the cement. Then I threw it over the bushes and told my uncles the shyt flew away lol.

U right, nikkas want specific shameful shyt I put out some shyt I was ashamed of but not in the spirit of the thread.

Some of ya in here :merchant:
 

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"oh yeah I forgot I was a dirty bich"

ya know I'm sitting her like i brought u over too smash since we use too date and u were down basically friends with benefits and u bring that skunk ass smell knowingly too my place and then ask can u still use my bathroom with that beast of a smell
fukk outta here with that go kick rocks and see a doc for that
 

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ya know I'm sitting her like i brought u over too smash since we use too date and u were down basically friends with benefits and u bring that skunk ass smell knowingly too my place and then ask can u still use my bathroom with that beast of a smell
fukk outta here with that go kick rocks and see a doc for that

I don't even know if the broad i was smashing had an infection or yeast infection. There's also this one condition where the vagina and anus are connected and it creates foul ass odors.... bruh
 

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Here's mine:

In High School everyone was lying on their dikks talking about they were not virgins they were fukking, hitting shyt left and right. I'm sure some of these lil niccas wasn't virgins because I know cats that were fukking in middleschool and others that were fingerpoppin chicks in 5th grade. I wanted to fit in so bad I was down to lose my virginity to almost any chick. So along comes this like Colombian/Guat bytch bad built looking like the kool-aid man with chicken legs. This broad has the ugliest nose I ever seen and was just all titties no ass... just stop heavy brehs. Mind you, I had older bytches telling me they wanted me to hit but I didn't know if they were being serious or not, plus I needed practice bad since I wanted to impress them. I just think when you're an adolescent your brain just doesn't work right until one day you're 21+ and something just clicks and you see everything clear.

So this fast ass oompa loompa chick comes to my house when I got an open crib. One thing leads to another and I'm sucking on titties and rubbing on her p*ssy. Brehs I I bent her over so I can hit it from the back... I slide the big ol parachute draws off this biscuit head bytch and I remember just being like :huhldup: :what: what is that? A whiff of some scrong ass odor hit my nose. Prior to that I had heard that p*ssy had some smell but not like this but I was like Fuggit. I slid up in there and started to go to work.. the more I thrusted the more the smell just took over the room. The whole time I'm just like :dahell: until I just couldn't take it no more. This bytch started hitting High notes and that was my cue. I just told her to go home and watched her leave my crib like :scusthov: . I was disgusted with her with myself and with life. I felt like I need to sit in a damn tub full of tomato juice. A ninja had just fukked a skunk.

Thank God for the internet I found out that it wasn't always gonna be like that and that something was wrong with her p*ssy. In school I couldn't stand to be next to this bytch I avoided her like the plague til she got the message... I more than made up for this shyt though with all the bad broads I smashed. The next chick I smashed was a puerto rican freak chick who was :ohlawd: and I learned a lot from her... she's fat now with a kid tho

shyt was the WOAT of all time way to lose my virginity and it's gonna haunt me forever.

The huge "L" and your triumph over the loss got me lot me like :banderas:
 

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I'll tell another HS story :mjpls:


Back in 11th grade my sister let me borrow her Explorer so me and a few nikkas from my street went to go see Next Friday when it 1st came out. We get to the theater and it was sold out. :beli: so we leaving the parking lot and I hit a parked car....... :mindblown:
I didn't hit the car not 1,not 2, not 3
the 1st time I hit the car I was so nervous I hit the car at least 10 more times. What made it worse was a bunch of people from school was outside the theater watching the whole thing like :pachaha: By the time I finally got out the space dude who car I hit was coming out the theater like :birdman: :mindblown: :why: :birdman:

Brehs I was :lupe: scared to death I pealed off so fast :whew: got away from the movie theater pulled over to the side and let my homie drive to the next movie theater :snoop:
 

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I'll tell another HS story :mjpls:


Back in 11th grade my sister let me borrow her Explorer so me and a few nikkas from my street went to go see Next Friday when it 1st came out. We get to the theater and it was sold out. :beli: so we leaving the parking lot and I hit a parked car....... :mindblown:
I didn't hit the car not 1,not 2, not 3
the 1st time I hit the car I was so nervous I hit the car at least 10 more times. What made it worse was a bunch of people from school was outside the theater watching the whole thing like :pachaha: By the time I finally got out the space dude who car I hit was coming out the theater like :birdman: :mindblown: :why: :birdman:

Brehs I was :lupe: scared to death I pealed off so fast :whew: got away from the movie theater pulled over to the side and let my homie drive to the next movie theater :snoop:



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Here's mine:

In High School everyone was lying on their dikks talking about they were not virgins they were fukking, hitting shyt left and right. I'm sure some of these lil niccas wasn't virgins because I know cats that were fukking in middleschool and others that were fingerpoppin chicks in 5th grade. I wanted to fit in so bad I was down to lose my virginity to almost any chick. So along comes this like Colombian/Guat bytch bad built looking like the kool-aid man with chicken legs. This broad has the ugliest nose I ever seen and was just all titties no ass... just stop heavy brehs. Mind you, I had older bytches telling me they wanted me to hit but I didn't know if they were being serious or not, plus I needed practice bad since I wanted to impress them. I just think when you're an adolescent your brain just doesn't work right until one day you're 21+ and something just clicks and you see everything clear.

So this fast ass oompa loompa chick comes to my house when I got an open crib. One thing leads to another and I'm sucking on titties and rubbing on her p*ssy. Brehs I I bent her over so I can hit it from the back... I slide the big ol parachute draws off this biscuit head bytch and I remember just being like :huhldup: :what: what is that? A whiff of some scrong ass odor hit my nose. Prior to that I had heard that p*ssy had some smell but not like this but I was like Fuggit. I slid up in there and started to go to work.. the more I thrusted the more the smell just took over the room. The whole time I'm just like :dahell: until I just couldn't take it no more. This bytch started hitting High notes and that was my cue. I just told her to go home and watched her leave my crib like :scusthov: . I was disgusted with her with myself and with life. I felt like I need to sit in a damn tub full of tomato juice. A ninja had just fukked a skunk.

Thank God for the internet I found out that it wasn't always gonna be like that and that something was wrong with her p*ssy. In school I couldn't stand to be next to this bytch I avoided her like the plague til she got the message... I more than made up for this shyt though with all the bad broads I smashed. The next chick I smashed was a puerto rican freak chick who was :ohlawd: and I learned a lot from her... she's fat now with a kid tho

shyt was the WOAT of all time way to lose my virginity and it's gonna haunt me forever.

:laff:
 

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Man I feel like I need to shower after reading this thread. So many demonic posts. It's downright depressing.

No judgment. People just keeping it REALLY real I suppose. But it's a hard one to read all in one sitting :damn:.
 
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