Here's mine:
In High School everyone was lying on their dikks talking about they were not virgins they were fukking, hitting shyt left and right. I'm sure some of these lil niccas wasn't virgins because I know cats that were fukking in middleschool and others that were fingerpoppin chicks in 5th grade. I wanted to fit in so bad I was down to lose my virginity to almost any chick. So along comes this like Colombian/Guat bytch bad built looking like the kool-aid man with chicken legs. This broad has the ugliest nose I ever seen and was just all titties no ass... just stop heavy brehs. Mind you, I had older bytches telling me they wanted me to hit but I didn't know if they were being serious or not, plus I needed practice bad since I wanted to impress them. I just think when you're an adolescent your brain just doesn't work right until one day you're 21+ and something just clicks and you see everything clear.
So this fast ass oompa loompa chick comes to my house when I got an open crib. One thing leads to another and I'm sucking on titties and rubbing on her p*ssy. Brehs I I bent her over so I can hit it from the back... I slide the big ol parachute draws off this biscuit head bytch and I remember just being like
what is that? A whiff of some scrong ass odor hit my nose. Prior to that I had heard that p*ssy had some smell but not like this but I was like Fuggit. I slid up in there and started to go to work.. the more I thrusted the more the smell just took over the room. The whole time I'm just like
until I just couldn't take it no more. This bytch started hitting High notes and that was my cue. I just told her to go home and watched her leave my crib like
. I was disgusted with her with myself and with life. I felt like I need to sit in a damn tub full of tomato juice. A ninja had just fukked a skunk.
Thank God for the internet I found out that it wasn't always gonna be like that and that something was wrong with her p*ssy. In school I couldn't stand to be next to this bytch I avoided her like the plague til she got the message... I more than made up for this shyt though with all the bad broads I smashed. The next chick I smashed was a puerto rican freak chick who was
and I learned a lot from her... she's fat now with a kid tho
shyt was the WOAT of all time way to lose my virginity and it's gonna haunt me forever.