Shameful admission thread! Come in here and bare your soul brehs and brehettes!

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Way back in the day, there was this mixed chick who used to work in my bldg. Face was maybe a 7 but the body.... oh brehs the fuccing BODY on this bish was :wow:. She had a crush on me for about a year but I was in a relationship so nothing ever happened. Then one day she hit me on the chat and told me she was moving to CA in a week and she just wanted me to know that she thought I was a beautiful man and she would have regretted not saying something. Now if you've read my stories before ya'll know that I am the mascot for the anti-swag movement, but even a nicca like me can hit a layup, ESPECIALLY if she's gonna be leaving the state in a week. :scheme:

So I go with it. I tell her that I always thought she was cute and shyt, and that I wanted to at least take her out to dinner before she left, just being friendly. So we go out to dinner, she throws herself at me, we fucc all night and into the morning. I drop her off at home and over the next week we fucc daily. The sex is :ohlawd:. The HEAD is :blessed:.

On about the 4th or 5th day when I'm deep in her guts she tells me, "Why have I fallen in love with you? :noah:" Now normally when this happens it spells the end of my time with a jumpoff but in this case I was thinking that she'd be gone the day after tomorrow anyway, so fucc it. :manny: "I'm in love with you too." Brehs, the sex... went SUPER SAIYAN after that. She did anything and everything I told her to. She'd suck me, fukk me, wipe my dikk off, bring me a drink then run to blockbuster and pick up whatever movie I wanted then suck my dikk while I watched it. I had her on LOCK.

At that point I decided to go full-retard and told her that I was gonna leave my girl and move to CA with her. This was of course a lie and I have no idea why I told her this; I guess I was caught up in the fantasy too, but the last two days of sex was something I'll never forget. It was kinda fukked up because she amended her plans around depending on me being in CA. She called the apt she was gonna be staying at and got a 2 bedroom instead of the studio she was gonna get and shyt like that. I didn't care tho cause I was busting nuts in places I didn't even know women had.

She stays at my house the night before she's supposed to leave and we have a MARATHON fuccing session. I busted all inside her for hours and hours. The next day, I was anxious to get rid of her cause Smash Bros Brawl had just come out and I wanted to get down on it so I told her that I really hated goodbyes and she should hurry up and leave before I start crying :russ:. I tell her "I love you and I'll see you in a couple weeks..." She takes off, and I start counting, literally like you see in the movies. As soon as I calculated that she was halfway to CA, I call her (while playing Brawl) and tell her that this long-distance thing isn't working out for me and good luck in CA. She was stunned and didn't say anything for like 30 seconds. All the while I'm playing Brawl and I'm sure she could hear the "PIKAAA......PIKAAA" in the background. She finally just hangs up and I don't hear from her again till two weeks ago.
 
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Way back in the day, there was this mixed chick who used to work in my bldg. Face was maybe a 7 but the body.... oh brehs the fuccing BODY on this bish was :wow:. She had a crush on me for about a year but I was in a relationship so nothing ever happened. Then one day she hit me on the chat and told me she was moving to CA in a week and she just wanted me to know that she thought I was a beautiful man and she would have regretted not saying something. Now if you've read my stories before ya'll know that I am the mascot for the anti-swag movement, but even a nicca like me can hit a layup, ESPECIALLY if she's gonna be leaving the state in a week. :scheme:

So I go with it. I tell her that I always thought she was cute and shyt, and that I wanted to at least take her out to dinner before she left, just being friendly. So we go out to dinner, she throws herself at me, we fucc all night and into the morning. I drop her off at home and over the next week we fucc daily. The sex is :ohlawd:. The HEAD is :blessed:. On about the 4th or 5th day when I'm deep in her guts she tells me, "Why have I fallen in love with you? :noah:" I was like fukk it :manny: "I'm in love with you too." Brehs, the sex... went SUPER SAIYAN after that. She did anything and everything I told her to. She'd suck me, fukk me, wipe my dikk off, bring me a drink then run to blockbuster and pick up whatever movie I wanted then suck my dikk while I watched it. I had her on LOCK.

At that point I decided to go full-retard and told her that I was gonna leave my girl and move to CA with her. This was of course a lie and I have no idea why I told her this; I guess I was caught up in the fantasy too, but the last two days of sex was something I'll never forget. It was kinda fukked up because she amended her plans around depending on me being in CA. She called the apt she was gonna be staying at and got a 2 bedroom instead of the studio she was gonna get and shyt like that. I didn't care tho cause I was busting nuts in places I didn't even know women had.

She stays at my house the night before she's supposed to leave and we have a MARATHON fuccing session. I busted all inside her for hours and hours. The next day, I was anxious to get rid of her cause Smash Bros Brawl had just come out and I wanted to get down on it so I told her that I really hated goodbyes and she should hurry up and leave before I start crying :russ:. I tell her "I love you and I'll see you in a couple weeks..." She takes off, and I start counting, literally like you see in the movies. As soon as I calculated that she was halfway to CA, I call her (while playing Brawl) and tell her that this long-distance thing isn't working out for me and good luck in CA. She was stunned and didn't say anything for like 30 seconds. All the while I'm playing Brawl and I'm sure she could hear the "PIKAAA......PIKAAA" in the background. She finally just hangs up and I don't hear from her again till two weeks ago.


This..... this is just so wrong on so many levels, lol
 

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most shameful shyt for me is just how much of a dikk i was from ages 13 to about 21. i was just so hatefilled and angry and depressed all at once. i treated my brother like shyt, i honestly hated my parents, i didnt want to be around any family members, i just used to think the most negative shyt possible about everybody around me and wished they would all go away permanently. i guess i was just so frustrated with how much of a loser i was at school and everywhere else. i was the loner fat kid without a single friend and girls laughed at me more than they spoke to me. so i used to take it out on family. to this day its my biggest regret and i wish i could take it all back and be a better person.

what changed me is a friend i made on aol. she was a beautiful girl, a dime, and she was actually like my best friend for a few years before she moved to cali and i hit her with the "im in love with u" and she hit me with the "but ur like my brother" lol. things got weird after that and we dont really speak but she had a tremendous effect on me and my self esteem just by being my friend.

im a changed person but if i sit and think about it too long i feel immensely ashamed of being such a dikk to everybody especially my mother and my brother.

this is straight up the lamest confession i've ever heard. stop it. i mean, i'm glad you shared but real talk, you shared zero details, admitted you were a lame in those years (as i was too :whoa:) and then mentioned some random bish on AOL. lmbo...throw some specifics out here, breh. :manny:
 

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Way back in the day, there was this mixed chick who used to work in my bldg. Face was maybe a 7 but the body.... oh brehs the fuccing BODY on this bish was :wow:. She had a crush on me for about a year but I was in a relationship so nothing ever happened. Then one day she hit me on the chat and told me she was moving to CA in a week and she just wanted me to know that she thought I was a beautiful man and she would have regretted not saying something. Now if you've read my stories before ya'll know that I am the mascot for the anti-swag movement, but even a nicca like me can hit a layup, ESPECIALLY if she's gonna be leaving the state in a week. :scheme:

So I go with it. I tell her that I always thought she was cute and shyt, and that I wanted to at least take her out to dinner before she left, just being friendly. So we go out to dinner, she throws herself at me, we fucc all night and into the morning. I drop her off at home and over the next week we fucc daily. The sex is :ohlawd:. The HEAD is :blessed:. On about the 4th or 5th day when I'm deep in her guts she tells me, "Why have I fallen in love with you? :noah:" I was like fukk it :manny: "I'm in love with you too." Brehs, the sex... went SUPER SAIYAN after that. She did anything and everything I told her to. She'd suck me, fukk me, wipe my dikk off, bring me a drink then run to blockbuster and pick up whatever movie I wanted then suck my dikk while I watched it. I had her on LOCK.

At that point I decided to go full-retard and told her that I was gonna leave my girl and move to CA with her. This was of course a lie and I have no idea why I told her this; I guess I was caught up in the fantasy too, but the last two days of sex was something I'll never forget. It was kinda fukked up because she amended her plans around depending on me being in CA. She called the apt she was gonna be staying at and got a 2 bedroom instead of the studio she was gonna get and shyt like that. I didn't care tho cause I was busting nuts in places I didn't even know women had.

She stays at my house the night before she's supposed to leave and we have a MARATHON fuccing session. I busted all inside her for hours and hours. The next day, I was anxious to get rid of her cause Smash Bros Brawl had just come out and I wanted to get down on it so I told her that I really hated goodbyes and she should hurry up and leave before I start crying :russ:. I tell her "I love you and I'll see you in a couple weeks..." She takes off, and I start counting, literally like you see in the movies. As soon as I calculated that she was halfway to CA, I call her (while playing Brawl) and tell her that this long-distance thing isn't working out for me and good luck in CA. She was stunned and didn't say anything for like 30 seconds. All the while I'm playing Brawl and I'm sure she could hear the "PIKAAA......PIKAAA" in the background. She finally just hangs up and I don't hear from her again till two weeks ago.

Pics?
 

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Hilarious fukking story. Shameless. You did get a pretty big W though. :patrice:

That is if your girl never found out. :ld:

Nah man ol girl went quietly without a fight and I scoured my house, removing all traces. Every fiber, hair, product, etc... that women tend to leave behind got thrown in the bushes. It was funny when my gf did come over the next weekend, she walks in like :ohmy: "Wow it's cleaner in here than it's ever been before!"

:lolbron:
 

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i remember in high school i was simping this one girl real hard and wrote her a love letter too put in her locker with my name and i came too her locker with flowers and chocolate and she came too her locker and said thank you and then this dude came up too her and start making out with her in front of me and told me thanks for flowers but i wasted money i aint there type this guy is :to:
 

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i remember in high school i was simping this one girl real hard and wrote her a love letter too put in her locker with my name and i came too her locker with flowers and chocolate and she came too her locker and said thank you and then this dude came up too her and start making out with her in front of me and told me thanks for flowers but i wasted money i aint there type this guy is :to:
damn that's some shyt straight out of a tv show... bet you ain't a simp no more after that traumatic simpery you gotta be one cold muhfugger now
 

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THERE IS A 70 YEAR OLD LADY AT MY JOB THAT KEEPS WEARING THESE fukk ME DRESSES TO WORK. I'LL JUST STOP THERE...
 

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My shameful admissions:
In high school, I fukked one chick in the bushes in Prospect Park. Went to see my girlfriend at the time, ended up getting head from her like an hour and a half later. No shower, no wipe down, no nothing. I'm disgusting for this and I apologize.

I went through a simp phase freshman year of college. After being HOH in hs, I don't know what made me think I actually had to work for cooms in college... I remember I met this girl in my freshman psych class. Her name was Anika, and she was bad, brehs. Fat ass, flat belly, big t*ts and that one of those Caribbean accents. :banderas:. Anyways, I talk to this girl, get her number, we chat and I'm like "lets go catch a movie :youngsabo:". My plan was to take her to the movies, take her to the Promenade, go for a nice walk, take her to my crib and smash.

Here's where shyt goes left. :aicmon:. I was listening to my man's who put the seed in my head that I had to go all out and impress this chick. This was in 06-07 when everyone was trying to be on some "grown man shyt" :shaq:. I took my about half my paycheck, bought some new Sean John jeans for 60 something. Bought a Lacoste shirt for 72. Bought a new jacket for like a buck and change. New bottles of Polo black for 60 something... Man... Listen....

Come Friday night. I call homegirl before I head out and no answer. I figure ain't no worries since she said she'd meet me for sure...
Wrong! Wrong!
Chick had me standing in the blistering cold for like 2 hours. :sadcam:
Just as I was about to call it a night this broad calls me to tell me she had to work late... bytch forgot that she told me she ain't have no job. :wtb:. She was probably getting back broken while I was on the phone with her. :to:

Insult to injury same homeboy told me later on "I ain't tell you to spend all that money. :ufdup:
 

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This stuff is getting too real, murders, abortions, sexual assault, various crimes against the sick and disabled. I actually had to skip a bunch of these.:sadbron:
I'm sure a lot of us have done some dirt I know I have but I would never snitch on myself on a messageboard to look cool that's just fukking silly.
 

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damn that's some shyt straight out of a tv show... bet you ain't a simp no more after that traumatic simpery you gotta be one cold muhfugger now

oh i got more stories just as bad maybe worse

I'm still a fairly nice guy and all but if u think u gonna make me simp off the coli u sadly mistaken i aint like that in reality aka real life

i simp on here for the hell of it for the laughs and fucery but off here I'm nowhere near it I'm ice cold like an ice cube. no fukks given. u treat me good i got you if u think u can do and say what u want too me and treat me like trash

u gonna be kicking rocks faster than damn sonic or the flash running
 
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