Shameful admission thread! Come in here and bare your soul brehs and brehettes!

[BuyandSave]

You need to be locked away in a mental instituttion, if you think any of this is anything less than crazy psychopath behavior. I mean you dont need to be in anymore relationships until you work on that.. SMFH

You missed the worst part where this psychotic bytch said that she was directly responsible for 2 murders. Holy fukk breh - I really hope the people deserved it. And not on no "he broke my heart so I'll have somebody kill him" tip either. I mean really deserved it.

 

[Ziggiy]

I've been going commando about 2-3 days out of a week since 3rd grade (still do and I'm not ashamed of it ). Anyways, in 7th grade these sweet sissy ass boys would go pulling down peoples pants and running off. Well, they caught me slippin' on one of my commando days when I had on some sweat pants.



All the bytches in the hallway made a scene about it like they've never seen peen before and my French teacher runs out of the classroom and sees my thang out. I got 5 days of ISS, but the worst part was the school making me talk to the guidance counselor for 3 days and she talked to me like I was some kind of fukkin' freaky ass lecher out for thrills


My ma wasn't even mad when I got home, she just gave me the routine and told me to stop being wierd and wear underwear like normal people................I didn't listen

The ending with your mom telling you to " stop being weird" had me DYING

 

[LostOne]

Cant believe I made such a demonic thread @Mr. Somebody Come pray over us all please

This stuff is getting too real, murders, abortions, sexual assault, various crimes against the sick and disabled. I actually had to skip a bunch of these.

 

[GhettoNintendo]

I asked three women to marry me in college, twice drunk once sober. 1 yes and two maybe's.




I fell in love with a hoe when I was still green to the game and told her that "she was to smart and beautiful to throw herself away"....told her that I could be the man she needed.



Had my homie walk in once while I was inserting a medicated suppository for some hemorrhoids I had. We never spoke on that to this day.




I tried to be a rapper. Called myself "Pretty Thug" and actually went in the booth and recorded a track. That song will never see the day.




I have plenty of L's

dead

 

[Fujiman]

Welcome to real life.....this is no surprise to people who are firefighters, police, teachers, nurses, and anyone who works in social services......they have some of the best stories and tend to see people at their worst, in their worst, and from the worst situations.....

 

[Human Torch]

Prolly the one thing im most ashamed of and shapes how i am today more than almost anything:
When I was like 5, I really loved the ninja turtles. And by my school it was this dude who had a table selling random jewelry, them lil plaid laundry bags, bootleg vhs', etc. Well this nikka had this Ninja turtle fanny back. That shyt was so cold bruh. It was blue wit all the ninja turtles on it.

So anyway, I used to catch the bus wit my moms everyday so we would walk pass this dude damn near every day and all I saw was that fanny pack. Any everyday i asked my mom could she get it cuz it was only $20. She told me every day to "save my allowance" but a lil nikka was perplexed cuz i wasnt gettin no damn allowance. So one fall day, a day I'll never forget, i was riding in the car wit my grandma, a old red chrysler lebaron and she left me in the car to pump gas but she threw her purse on the passenger floor right at my feet. So im chilling eating some candy or something she just bought me and i just happen to look down............$20 sittin right there hanging out her wallet in her purse. nikka i have never been so torn about anything in my life but i couldnt resist....i envisioned that lil ass fanny pack on my waist walkin through the hallways of my elem. school wit all the lil bytches going wild. I swiped that $20.

We get back to the crib and i tell my mom "Mommy i got $20 lets go get that fanny pack" about a hour later my grandma realized she was missin $20. So my mom and my grandma sat me in the kitchen and did the good cop/bad cop routine on me. interrogated my ass for forever but i never admitted i stole it, i swore up and down that i found it. and eventually they acted like they believed me made me give it back but my mom took me to get that jawn. But i never forgot how sad my grandma acted. And to this day i've never stolen anything from anybody. I just cant.......cuz i see my grandma face bright as day

Spoiler

but a nikka got that fanny back tho

i might post some other stories later

 

[havoc]

I have plenty of embarrassing stories, but some of you dudes take the cake. This thread is quite scary because most of us are posting are true demons in here. It so demonic

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

i asked my mom could she get it cuz it was only $20. She told me every day to "save my allowance" but a lil nikka was perplexed cuz i wasnt gettin no damn allowance

I can't fukking breathe

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

I end up falling for one of my friend's ex after my friend and her immediately broke up. She and I used to talk on the phone everyday and we would talk about a possible relationship between us. She moved up North in New York from Miami. At the time I was seeing another lady who has class and was a sweetheart to me at the time I was staying in Atlanta. The lady from the "A" became real close to me to a point I introduced her to some my close relatives as if she was my girlfriend that was the first mistake I made. I misled the girl into thinking that we are in a serious relationship. I didn't want to settle down because I just wanted to have fun and have sex with her and that's about it, and I have had high hope that one day that me and girl from up North will be together.

So, me and the girl from NY made plans for her to come visit me in Atlanta so that we can spend some time together for a week during the Summer. Since she didn't have enough money for the round trip ticket; as a result, I decided to pay for the trip. I told her the plan ticket would cost about 400.00 for a round trip to the "A" , and then she told me to wire $250.00 because she found a better deal. Like a dumbass, I obliged, and wired the money to her. Furthermore, later in that evening, she called me back to let me know she scheduled the trip to visit the "A" next week on Friday. I was excited

Now, here was the dilemma, I was still dating the lady from the "A". I didn't know how to break it up with her, so I went ahead and drag our relationship for a few more days to smash before the other chick depart to Atlanta. Then, finally I had the courage to break it up between me and her. She was in state of shock and she cried a river I told her to forgive me because we wasn't meant to be together and said to her , "You want to settle down and I'm not ready for all that; we need to go our separate ways".

I felt like sh!t because I shattered her heart. Moreover, a couple days later after the heart breaking moment, Friday came up, and I quickly forgot about the lady from the A because the girl from NY is coming to see me. I was thrilled and called her that morning. She told me she has her bags ready and she will be leaving the airport in few hours. I was like cool , hit me up when you touchdown at the Atlanta's airport. So, evening had arose, and it was 5 p.m and I haven't heard from the lady from up north. I called her and my call went to straight to voicemail. In addition, she was supposed to be at Hartsfield airport at 7.. I called her again, and got nothing but voicemail and left her a message. Now, I'm worrying about her because it was a hour later after her suppose arrival time. I went through the whole night trying to get in contact with the chick, and to no avail ..

The next following day I tried calling her one more time and no answer that is when I realized I being smitten by the wrath of karma My roommate came back from work that night and asked me what had happen to the girl who supposed to spend some time with me during my week vacation from work. I told him the chick play me for a sucker and I bust out in tears and was going crazy My roommate calmed me down , and gave me a bottle of liquor to soothe my mind, I got drunk, and went straight to the room to sleep this painful night off In my entire week off, I didn't leave the room until my vacation days was over..

Oooohhh dat L was strowng

 

[LOUD]

Stole from church when I was 8

 

[Amy Traphouse]

You missed the worst part where this psychotic bytch said that she was directly responsible for 2 murders. Holy fukk breh - I really hope the people deserved it. And not on no "he broke my heart so I'll have somebody kill him" tip either. I mean really deserved it.

Nah, those weren't related to my relationships or "fatal attraction" type shyt.
18-22 was a blur and it kinda who I am now (not going into detail but just know ai'm not some sociopath under any psych meds).

If I had the opportunity to go back and change things I wouldn't because of who I am today. Matter fact so much of those years are repressed so I never think about them until moments like this thread come up. Even then I still don't dwell on it too much. Everything happens for a reason

 

[Rayzah]

You missed the worst part where this psychotic bytch said that she was directly responsible for 2 murders. Holy fukk breh - I really hope the people deserved it. And not on no "he broke my heart so I'll have somebody kill him" tip either. I mean really deserved it.

Oh I purposely ignored that Incase the Feds are watching

 

[havoc]

Oooohhh dat L was strowng

It sure was. It took a lot of courage for me to type this shyt.

 

[mson]

In ninth grade there was a sweet, pretty girl who had lost her legs in an accident and used a wheelchair. She had very few friends due to her condition, but she was a fantastic artist.

My friends and I decided to prank her for shyts and giggles, so I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me immediately. We start to hang out outside of school and she takes me to her home one day to watch a movie.

I ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass). During the movie, I say I need to go to the restroom and I retrieve the bis ass scissors from my pocket, go into her room, and cut the bottom half of all of her art pieces off and trash them.

I leave and the next day she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art, I said "I made them look like you". All my friends laugh heartily and she rolls over to her table and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. To this day I still look back and wonder what the fukk was wrong with us.

There's nothing left to say is there


Kind of reminded me of this scene :

 

[BlvdBrawler]

In ninth grade there was a sweet, pretty girl who had lost her legs in an accident and used a wheelchair. She had very few friends due to her condition, but she was a fantastic artist.

My friends and I decided to prank her for shyts and giggles, so I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me immediately. We start to hang out outside of school and she takes me to her home one day to watch a movie.

I ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass). During the movie, I say I need to go to the restroom and I retrieve the bis ass scissors from my pocket, go into her room, and cut the bottom half of all of her art pieces off and trash them.

I leave and the next day she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art, I said "I made them look like you". All my friends laugh heartily and she rolls over to her table and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. To this day I still look back and wonder what the fukk was wrong with us.