Shameful admission thread! Come in here and bare your soul brehs and brehettes!

[beanz]

When i was a kid, I thought Michael Jackson was a girl and had a crush on him

Spoiler

Never would have guessed I was his type, tho

u win

 

[Swiggy]

u win

THAT'S AN L, BREH

 

[beanz]

this gif kills me everytime i see it

 

[beanz]

THAT'S AN L, BREH

u win the thread breh. i didnt even wanna read anything else

 

[beanz]

In ninth grade there was a sweet, pretty girl who had lost her legs in an accident and used a wheelchair. She had very few friends due to her condition, but she was a fantastic artist.

My friends and I decided to prank her for shyts and giggles, so I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me immediately. We start to hang out outside of school and she takes me to her home one day to watch a movie.

I ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass). During the movie, I say I need to go to the restroom and I retrieve the bis ass scissors from my pocket, go into her room, and cut the bottom half of all of her art pieces off and trash them.

I leave and the next day she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art, I said "I made them look like you". All my friends laugh heartily and she rolls over to her table and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. To this day I still look back and wonder what the fukk was wrong with us.

if there is a hell u going to a special part of it. damn that was some cold as shyt. i honestly feel like beating u up for that.

shyt actually ruined my day

 

[Nomad1]

In ninth grade there was a sweet, pretty girl who had lost her legs in an accident and used a wheelchair. She had very few friends due to her condition, but she was a fantastic artist.

My friends and I decided to prank her for shyts and giggles, so I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me immediately. We start to hang out outside of school and she takes me to her home one day to watch a movie.

I ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass). During the movie, I say I need to go to the restroom and I retrieve the bis ass scissors from my pocket, go into her room, and cut the bottom half of all of her art pieces off and trash them.

I leave and the next day she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art, I said "I made them look like you". All my friends laugh heartily and she rolls over to her table and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. To this day I still look back and wonder what the fukk was wrong with us.

Legit I would have beat the cac outta you

 

[beanz]

most shameful shyt for me is just how much of a dikk i was from ages 13 to about 21. i was just so hatefilled and angry and depressed all at once. i treated my brother like shyt, i honestly hated my parents, i didnt want to be around any family members, i just used to think the most negative shyt possible about everybody around me and wished they would all go away permanently. i guess i was just so frustrated with how much of a loser i was at school and everywhere else. i was the loner fat kid without a single friend and girls laughed at me more than they spoke to me. so i used to take it out on family. to this day its my biggest regret and i wish i could take it all back and be a better person.

what changed me is a friend i made on aol. she was a beautiful girl, a dime, and she was actually like my best friend for a few years before she moved to cali and i hit her with the "im in love with u" and she hit me with the "but ur like my brother" lol. things got weird after that and we dont really speak but she had a tremendous effect on me and my self esteem just by being my friend.

im a changed person but if i sit and think about it too long i feel immensely ashamed of being such a dikk to everybody especially my mother and my brother.

 

[King Theo]

I have a bad habit of getting into relationships with girls really liking them. which is all fine and dandy. but me being a male i always want some more tail. so the one thing that ends up happening frequently is i meet a girl who has the same name as her and i smash both that way its hard to get them confused. I currently am doing this but i feel awful about it at the moment

 

[LimitedEdition]

I did some mean shyt to my ex. I told him I was gonna piss on his mothers grave. I didn't but I left a roll of toilet paper on her headstone. He deserved it tho.

 

[gangreen]

Aight brehs when I was about 14 or 15.. summer vacation ... the good times of all our adolesence.

I was chilling with my boys .... walking the streets ... causing much fukkery .

then we all paused ... saw this phat booty in front of us across the street ....

Vision aint that great ... so I moved closer to assess the situation ...



The owner of this phat booty was blind with a walking stick.

Then someone said none of y all would smack that butt

Everyone was like ... damn right I would grab that ass and put my hands all up in that ... grab a titty too...

then everybody was pointing at eachother to do it ... mad nikkas were then like

Then out of nowhere ... the attention then focused on me ... probably cause I punked out earlier in the summer with a girl who I went to junior high with.... she was on that dikk sucking the crew tip early.... but I disgress.

Well it was 6 on 1calling me a p*ssy and shyt.

well I had enough of being clowned... nikkas wont shyt on me no mo .... they will respect me...... I was like bet

the art of peer pressure brehs never was a standardless perv until I am with the homies .....


I ran up on this unsuspecting disabled white girl who aint see it coming .... and took a long 5 second grab of the cheeks ....Then this old lady saw what I did and I scampered off quickly.

 

[Rayzah]

I'm directly responsible for 2 murders, and that's all Imma say about that.

I'm vindictive, I took my ex's girlfriend car, had towed and dumped in a bayou. (No prints or evidence that it was me, plus the car went underwater so I doubt it was ever found).

The same ex, I loosened the lugnuts from 3 of 4 tires. He crashed and damn near died .

What's crazy was he suspected it was me but had no clue (my alibi was I was at work doing OT) and he still wanted to mess around.

You need to be locked away in a mental instituttion, if you think any of this is anything less than crazy psychopath behavior. I mean you dont need to be in anymore relationships until you work on that.. SMFH

 

[Amy Traphouse]

You need to be locked away in a mental instituttion, if you think any of this is anything less than crazy psychopath behavior. I mean you dont need to be in anymore relationships until you work on that.. SMFH

Eh, I'm over it now, that was over 3yrs ago.

Matter of fact, I'm a completely different person since then.

 

[skeetsinternal]

Introduced this chic to that life and had her doing coli specials for the brehs, she on backpage every week. She lost alot of weight and I feel sorry for the brehs who aint wear a rubber

 

[tonyclifton]

I turned many ,many ,many people into drug addicts. I was very good at selling. Easily ruined 20 people's lives.

The sad thing is two of my friends I sold to are dead. I haunts me in my dreams at least once a week. I break down about it at least once a year.

Totally clean now . Have a family and I never want to be that person again. Been 6. Years since I did anything besides eating Molly with my girl and having a fukkfest

I see ghosts, and know its not sleep paralysis. At this very moment there is a little boy trying to play with my kids and the old man that has been with me since I can remember is just chilling. My girl knows I see things but I don't tell how much.

I used to hang out with older kids when I was younger (8-12) I lost my Virginity when I was 12 because these older kids forced us to have sex . Girl turned into a giant whore crackhead too.

When I was 10 I was playing in the street and found a cassette tape. I decided to take the tape and tie it from one stop sign to a light post to make a finish line so I could race. Right after I did that a guy on his motorcycle turned In and got freaked and I clothes lined the shyt out of him.i ran away and never heard about it. I know he at least broke a leg and fukked up His bike.


Before I met my fiancé who is a real pawg. I went on a fatty run that I can never let down. 3 strait wal mart heffers in a row . I'll never forget feeling the last ones sweaty stomach roll and just

Got my pawg now though I'm good

 

[Cappy77]

I really don't want to be judgmental while reading some of these stories but still some of you scare me...