Mystical Stan
Where they do that at? How you gonna Stan someone before stanning existed? His name needs to be OG Stan?
Seinfeld: You Don't Even Know What A Write-off Is.
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Mystical Stan
Where they do that at? How you gonna Stan someone before stanning existed? His name needs to be OG Stan?
WOAHMYGOODNESS
Your TSC World Champion
Kramer w/ the original Get Married, Brehs game
Few minutes later
Kramer, about dating a gymnast: Jerry, you stand before the threshold of a magical world of sensual delights most men dare not dream of!
Jerry:Boy you can really talk some trash. *looks at George* I guess thats better than eating it :vince:
George:
Lakers Offseason
Superstar
WOAHMYGOODNESS
Your TSC World Champion
These constanza quotes have me on crackle crying laughing
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Best episode is when Kramer goes to use a bathroom in an office building and they confuse him for a real employee and he starts showing up in business meetings.
When he gets fired and he says "I don't even work here".
When he gets fired and he says "I don't even work here".
Part of my income is 1099 and I can write a lot of shyt off on my taxes every year. I have friends that are clients and anytime we go out to dinner and I claim that on my taxes, we quote that write off skit.
Look up breh, I just posted the clipBest episode is when Kramer goes to use a bathroom in an office building and they confuse him for a real employee and he starts showing up in business meetings.
When he gets fired and he says "I don't even work here".
that whole episode is fire
HAHAHI forgot about that shyt!
Jerry: What's in the briefcase?
Kramer: crackers
Jerry just shrugs then like he should have expected it]
Heres a clip of that entire storyline, defeintely one of my favorites:
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George is the GOAT character. There might be funnier characters then him but no one is realer than him. There's too many times where I'm like: I agree with George
What about the time when George was the bad boy
Young blonde*on the phone*: hey George what are you doing?
George in a smooth voice: You don't want to know.
That fool was ironing dress pants trying act like a bad boy
I Also loved all the ways George use to try to scheme to get out of wedding. Of course they never worked then he started crying uncontrollably to Susan to get her to push back the date
The few times that George wins and starts getting cocky. Like the time he bought the toupee and walked into the Diner like
Or when he refused to sell the stock and it made him a lot of money.
George was in the Diner smoking the cigar like
, Or when he said fukk it went against his instincts. Cursing out those dudes in the movie theater was just
Bros......Jerry ordered a maid. fukked said maid. Then refused to pay her because she fukked him instead of cleaning the house.
That shyt is straight from the mind of Larry David
That shyt is straight from the mind of Larry David
He tries to give the money to her boss. Boss:
give the money to the girl, i'm an Independent contractor.Jerry tries to give the money to the girl, gets pulled over and goes to Jail for solicitation.
