Seinfeld: You Don't Even Know What A Write-off Is.

[Monoblock]

Not only was George hilarious his whole family was bat shyt crazy. Frank and Estelle could have had a spin off.

Festivus

When Steinbrenner thinks George is dead and reports it to his parents Frank goes off about the bad trades he's made over the years.

WHAT THE HELL DID YOU TRADE JAY BUHNER FOR HE HAD 30 HOME RUNS AND OVER 100 RBI'S AND HAS A ROCKET FOR AN ARM...YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

The chicken, hen, and Rooster discussion at Susan's parents house.

Him and Elaine about to throw down after George gets arrested for bootleging movies

It all comes back to George.

 

[Carlos Huerta]

HAHAH

Jerry just shrugs then like he should have expected it]

Heres a clip of that entire storyline, defeintely one of my favorites:

Jerry: "it's your third day"

 

[Brozay]

Jerry: "it's your third day"

such a classic episode , probably my favorite

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

The interactions with the parents are so fukkin funny.

I'M COLD.

so order a hot dish.

LET'S MOVE OVER THERE.

THAT'S NOT A BOOTH

SO WHAT

I DIDN'T TAKE THE SUBWAY ALL THE WAY FROM QUEENS TO SIT AT A TABLE LIKE THAT.

I DIDN'T TAKE THE SUBWAY TO SIT IN A DRAFTY RESTAURANT.

 

[The Watcher]

The few times that George wins and starts getting cocky. Like the time he bought the toupee and walked into the Diner like

Or when he refused to sell the stock and it made him a lot of money.

George was in the Diner smoking the cigar like ,

Or when he said fukk it went against his instincts. Cursing out those dudes in the movie theater was just

I DON'T LIKE THIS THING AND HERE'S WHAT I'M DOING WITH IT!


I still use this line all the time when I'm throwing random shyt away.

 

[SanchoPanda]

Don't know if it's been posted. But when Kramer starts drying his clothes in the oven.

 

[Monoblock]

Kramer using that meat slicer to cut everything and slice that mole off of Kruger was

Kramer actually started thinking he was a doctor and Elaine straight jacked the slicer and gave it back broken. She was using the slicer for her high heels b/c they were uneven.

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

Do tell

The whole thing about riding coattails
and banian jocking jerrys style and riding his laugh wave. ... shots at friends

 

[Robbie3000]

The show had the GOAT reoccurring characters: Newman, George's parents, David Puddy, Jackie Chiles Esquire, Kenny "This is Gold" Bania, The two gay thugs, George Steinbrenner, Jack Klumpus, Baboo, etc.

Damn. I gotta watch Seinfeld when I get home tonight.

One of my favorite episodes that doesn't come up much was the two part episode when Kramer goes to L.A.

 

[Monoblock]

The show had the GOAT reoccurring characters: Newman, George's parents, David Puddy, Jackie Chiles Esquire, Kenny "This is Gold" Bania, The two gay thugs, George Steinbrenner, Jack Klumpus, Baboo, etc.

Damn. I gotta watch Seinfeld when I get home tonight.

One of my favorite episodes that doesn't come up much was the two part episode when Kramer goes to L.A.

All b/c Jerry wanted his keys back to prevent Kramer from using his apartment whenever he liked.

 

[Brozay]

The show had the GOAT reoccurring characters: Newman, George's parents, David Puddy, Jackie Chiles Esquire, Kenny "This is Gold" Bania, The two gay thugs, George Steinbrenner, Jack Klumpus, Baboo, etc.

Damn. I gotta watch Seinfeld when I get home tonight.

One of my favorite episodes that doesn't come up much was the two part episode when Kramer goes to L.A.

I LOVE the Kramer/Los Angeles episodes

the whole scene where Jerry & George meet up with those cops is fukking great

 

[Brozay]

Kramer trying to confirm Jerry's accountant is a coke head

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

HAHAH

Jerry just shrugs then like he should have expected it]

Heres a clip of that entire storyline, defeintely one of my favorites:

Then they use the same song for the montage on George pretending to be handicapped

 

[Robbie3000]

I LOVE the Kramer/Los Angeles episodes

the whole scene where Jerry & George meet up with those cops is fukking great

The whole siren discussion is a perfect example of what this show was all about. Comedy based on the observance of daily minutiae of life.

 

[boskey]

The only episode I watched live was the Finale