Seinfeld: You Don't Even Know What A Write-off Is.
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whole thread has me
constanza = top 5 character in any medium. books, tv, movies, games, etc
george: "i have the perfect comeback... the jerkstore called and theyre running out of you"
jerry, elaine, and kramer:
kramer: "just tell him you had sex with his wife"
geroge: "im sticking with jerkstore"
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Grad School is killing me:damn:
George is the GOAT character. There might be funnier characters then him but no one is realer than him. There's too many times where I'm like: I agree with George
What about the time when George was the bad boy
Young blonde*on the phone*: hey George what are you doing?
George in a smooth voice: You don't want to know.
That fool was ironing dress pants trying act like a bad boy
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I Also loved all the ways George use to try to scheme to get out of wedding. Of course they never worked then he started crying uncontrollably to Susan to get her to push back the date
What about the time when George was the bad boy
Young blonde*on the phone*: hey George what are you doing?
George in a smooth voice: You don't want to know
.That fool was ironing dress pants trying act like a bad boy
.I Also loved all the ways George use to try to scheme to get out of wedding. Of course they never worked then he started crying uncontrollably to Susan to get her to push back the date
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whole thread has me
constanza = top 5 character in any medium. books, tv, movies, games, etc
george: "i have the perfect comeback... the jerkstore called and theyre running out of you"
jerry, elaine, and kramer:
kramer: "just tell him you had sex with his wife"
geroge: "im sticking with jerkstore"
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youre their all time best seller 
TheFryingDutchman
Grad School is killing me:damn:
George is the GOAT character. There might be funnier characters then him but no one is realer than him. There's too many times where I'm like: I agree with George
What about the time when George was the bad boy
Young blonde*on the phone*: hey George what are you doing?
George in a smooth voice: You don't want to know.
That fool was ironing dress pants trying act like a bad boy.
I Also loved all the ways George use to try to scheme to get out of wedding. Of course they never worked then he started crying uncontrollably to Susan to get her to push back the date
What about the time when George was the bad boy
Young blonde*on the phone*: hey George what are you doing?
George in a smooth voice: You don't want to know
.That fool was ironing dress pants trying act like a bad boy
.I Also loved all the ways George use to try to scheme to get out of wedding. Of course they never worked then he started crying uncontrollably to Susan to get her to push back the date
George is the GOAT character. There might be funnier characters then him but no one is realer than him. There's too many times where I'm like: I agree with George
What about the time when George was the bad boy
Young blonde*on the phone*: hey George what are you doing?
George in a smooth voice: You don't want to know
That fool was ironing dress pants trying act like a bad boy
I Also loved all the ways George use to try to scheme to get out of wedding. Of course they never worked then he started crying uncontrollably to Susan to get her to push back the date
George going any lengths to get puzzy
pretending to be a nazi:
jerry: "shes a nazi geroeg... a nazi!!"
george: "shes a cute nazi though"
pretending to be a Communist: "looks dont matter to her?!?!"
then Steinbrenner finds out and sends him to cuba 
switching religions and cheating on the conversion test: "i like the hats"
pretending his parents house was his:
girl at the antique store "i didnt think any cool guys lived in this neighborhood"
george: "well they do now... we see beautiful things, and we must have them"
Jerry's "the door....MUST BE CLOSED!"
gets me everytime Jerry never getting angry with his whiny voice and Kramer
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When George gets caught pissing down a drain in a shower at the health club. Elaine is interested in the dude who saw him. They're back at Jerry's apartment arguing over the shyt like "IT's ALL PIPES! WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE!"
Elaine: "Different pipes go to different places, you're gonna mix 'em up!"
George: "I'LL CALL A PLUMBER RIGHT NOW!" and he runs over to the phone
Jerry is just like "okay okay!.."
GEORGE: Well, what was I supposed to do? Get out of the shower, put on my bathrobe? Go all the way down to the other end? Come all the way back?
ELAINE: Did you ever hear of...holding it in?
GEORGE: Oh, no...no, that's very bad for the kidneys.
ELAINE: How do you know?
GEORGE: Medical journals!
JERRY: Do the medical journals mention anything about standing in a pool of someone else's urine?
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Has anybody posted the one where George tries to think of a good comeback at work?
Super Cheech
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Reps appreciated.aaaandd I'm up all night howling at seinfeld clips. Thanks a lot op
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Countdown to Armageddon
Kramer w/ the original Get Married, Brehs gameSo you asked yourselves if there is more to life
Let me fill you in there isn't
Kramer stays giving game to the cast
Few minutes laterJERRY: But it was in the cylinder!
GEORGE: Above the rim.
JERRY: Adjacent to refuse, is refuse.
GEORGE: It was on a magazine! And it still had the doily on.
JERRY: Was it eaten?
GEORGE: One little bite.
JERRY: Well, that's garbage.
GEORGE: But I know who took the bite. It was her aunt!
JERRY: Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides Man and Bum. You are now a Bum.
Kramer, about dating a gymnast: Jerry, you stand before the threshold of a magical world of sensual delights most men dare not dream of!
Jerry:
Boy you can really talk some trash. *looks at George* I guess thats better than eating it 
George:
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