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IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE SUMMER OF GEORGEGeorge never got his summer.
...Summer of George
Seinfeld: You Don't Even Know What A Write-off Is.
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My favorite Kramer scene was when he was broke up with the chick that lived in a different area code and he got lost
Jerry: Kramer where are you?
Kramer :
I'm at the corner of first, and first.
Wait a minute.
How can the same street intersect with itself?
I must be at the nexus of the universe!
Edit- I forgot he called Jerry collect
Jerry: Kramer where are you?
Kramer :
I'm at the corner of first, and first. Wait a minute.How can the same street intersect with itself?I must be at the nexus of the universe!
Edit- I forgot he called Jerry collect
Didn't George admit that he cheated on the contest 
Nicca almost took that to the grave, took a plane going down for him to admit it.
Nicca almost took that to the grave, took a plane going down for him to admit it.
Any of you peep Comedians in Cars getting Coffee?
It's pretty good.
It's pretty good.
pushing everyone out of the way for the kitchen fire.
I'm saying tho, can't we just like what we like? Does our race predispose us to what we're going to like or dislike? I can love Martin and Seinfeld and in living color and arrested development; humor is subjective, not biological or racial. It's the same way people act when you're black and can speak intelligently, they accuse you of speaking "white" which is the most ignorant shyt I've ever heard in my life.
George: *finishes telling lies about fire*
Fireman: How can you live with yourself?
George: *deadpan* Its not easy
that's probably my favorite episode
I also love the one where Kramer and Jerry switches apartements and Jerry turns into Kramer and vice versa
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i need to watch seinfeld now
"So you feel 'women and children first' in this day and age is somewhat of an antiquated notion."
"To some degree."
"So, basically, it's every man, woman, child and invalid for themselves."
"In a manner of speaking."
"Well, that's honest."
"She should be commending me for treating everyone like equals."
"Well, perhaps when she's released from the burn center she'll see things more clearly."
at the shots being fired at friends on "the butter shave"
Do tell
No question, no question at all
What about the time when George was the bad boy
Young blonde*on the phone*: hey George what are you doing?
George in a smooth voice: You don't want to know.
That fool was ironing dress pants trying act like a bad boy
What about man hands?
She had man hands.
She was like a creature from Greek Mythology part man part horrible beast"
She had man hands.
She was like a creature from Greek Mythology part man part horrible beast"
What about man hands?
She had man hands.
She was like a creature from Greek Mythology part man part horrible beast"
Man hands is also the episode where Kramer starts showing up to that corporate type job randomly ...
One of my personal GOAT Seinfeld moments ensued:
The best scene was where someone litters and Kramer sees it and says "pigs" 
and the cops are walking by and think hes talking to them, and they chase him
and the cops are walking by and think hes talking to them, and they chase him