George's parents >>>>
When Estelle caught him masturbating
Estelle: I don't understand you. I really don't. You have nothing better to do at three o'clock in the afternoon?
I go out for a quart of milk. I come home, and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!
George: Ma.
Estelle: Don't give me "Ma". It's a good thing I didn't hit the table. I could have cracked my head open.
George: Ma, people can hear you.
Estelle: Too bad you can't do
that for a living. You'd be very successful at it. You could sell out Madison Square Garden. Thousands of people could watch you. You could be a big star!