Seinfeld: You Don't Even Know What A Write-off Is.

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

When George gets caught pissing down a drain in a shower at the health club. Elaine is interested in the dude who saw him. They're back at Jerry's apartment arguing over the shyt like "IT's ALL PIPES! WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE!"

Elaine: "Different pipes go to different places, you're gonna mix 'em up!"

George: "I'LL CALL A PLUMBER RIGHT NOW!" and he runs over to the phone

Jerry is just like "okay okay!.."

 

[MartyMcFly]

We've gone 6 pages so it's time to mention probably the greatest seinfeld episode: the contest

Jerry: "Men have to do it, it's like shaving"
Elaine: "I shave my legs"
Kramer: "Not every day"

 

[Online User]

We've gone 6 pages so it's time to mention probably the greatest seinfeld episode: the contest

Jerry: "Men have to do it, it's like shaving"
Elaine: "I shave my legs"
Kramer: "Not every day"

 

[OwenReese]

Does @Shugg Ross have the lowest rep on this whole goddamn site?

 

[OwenReese]

Kramer: I feel like a naked innocent boy roaming the countryside

Kramer twice getting ganged up on and trying to escape by climbing the ladder only to get pulled down like in a zombie movie

George accusing his girl of faking it and her telling him to get out over and over after he'd broken his glasses and couldn't find them.

 

[Online User]

Does @Shugg Ross have the lowest rep on this whole goddamn site?

It wouldn't shock me. If something on TV is enjoyable, what does somebody's skin color have to do with it? I love Family Matters, Fresh Prince, Seinfeld, Curb, King Of Queens, Good Times, and so on. I've never thought to myself, oh the cast is black or white or Hispanic, so I can't watch it. That's nonsense.

 

[Monoblock]

My personal favorite is "the Switch" when Jerry and George were scheming so Jerry can get the friend of his girl's because his current girl didn't laugh at his jokes..

IVE GOT IT

Jerry - "she's INTO it "
George - "THATS FABULOUS!!!!!! "
Jerry - "I'm not gonna do it "
George- "WHAT "

You forgot the best part.

THIS IS LIKE FINDING PLUTONIUM.... BY ACCIDENT-George

 

[MartyMcFly]

IVE GOT IT

You forgot the best part.

THIS IS LIKE FINDING PLUTONIUM.... BY ACCIDENT-George

I said that

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

Cac humor

goatfeld

 

[Monoblock]

I said that

Its not a "contest" to see who's first just our overall joy for the GOAT show

 

[MartyMcFly]

Its not a "contest" to see who's first just our overall joy for the GOAT show

I thought we were talking about seinfeld not the simpsons

Nah seriously tho, I feel you. And a genius episode. newman with babs

 

[Monoblock]

Hands down my favorite LOL moment in Seinfeld is when Kramer adopts that highway and makes wide lanes. He has to fix it with paint thinner spills it over the highway at night while Elaine is hauling trash in Jerry's car an old sewing machine falls out of her trunk and gets stuck under Newman's mail truck while he singing Lionel Richie's- Three Times A Lady....

"OH THE HUMANITY"


I swear years of my life get taken every time I see that episode.

 

[kp404]

Hands down my favorite LOL moment in Seinfeld is when Kramer adopts that highway and makes wide lanes. He has to fix it with paint thinner spills it over the highway at night while Elaine is hauling trash in Jerry's car an old sewing machine falls out of her trunk and gets stuck under Newman's mail truck while he singing Lionel Richie's- Three Times A Lady....

"OH THE HUMANITY"

shyt is pure fukking comedy its clips like these that prove anyone who disses Seinfeld has never watched the show.

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

at the shots being fired at friends on "the butter shave"

 

[Monoblock]

at the shots being fired at friends on "the butter shave"