Seinfeld: You Don't Even Know What A Write-off Is.

[killacal]

So you asked yourselves if there is more to life

Let me fill you in there isn't
Kramer stays giving game to the cast

 

[Roman Brady]

Look to the cookie Shugg, look to the cookie

That cookie led to diarrhea, those slick Jews weren't subtle with that

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

Jerry - "she's INTO it "
George - "THATS FABULOUS!!!!!! "
Jerry - "I'm not gonna do it "
George- "WHAT "

jerry - not an orgy guy

George -

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

 

[FlyRy]

aint happening breh. Netflix already said they wouldn't pay Sony's price for it since they already shelled out a lot of money for Friends. It'll probably be on Amazon

amazon gonna get a lot of permanent prime members if that happens

i know hulu is going for it too

 

[FlyRy]

was telling my girl last night..i could listen to jerry seinfeld tell random stories all day.

i love that one he tells on wale's album at the start of "The White shoes" for some reason..just makes me smile

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

Jerry - "she's INTO it "
George - "THATS FABULOUS!!!!!! "
Jerry - "I'm not gonna do it "
George- "WHAT "

@ george and his bedroom antics. Couldn't fukk his fiance cause of the doll that looked like his mom Got left at the beach house cause of "shrinkage" But I think the funniest one was when he went for the "trifecta", sex, food, and tv. He flew "too close to sun on wings of pastrami"

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

@ george and his bedroom antics. Couldn't fukk his fiance cause of the doll that looked like his mom Got left at the beach house cause of "shrinkage" But I think the funniest one was when he went for the "trifecta", sex, food, and tv. He flew "too close to sun on wings of pastrami"

These dudes stealing each others sex techniques...George out here literally injuring girls with it.

SMH @ his condom opening game being so weak...

 

[MartyMcFly]

Jerry - "she's INTO it "
George - "THATS FABULOUS!!!!!! "
Jerry - "I'm not gonna do it "
George- "WHAT "

This is like discovering plutonium by accident!

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

This is like discovering plutonium on accident!

That "WHAT" was so mindblown lol

 

[Brozay]

Jerry - "she's INTO it "
George - "THATS FABULOUS!!!!!! "
Jerry - "I'm not gonna do it "
George- "WHAT "

the rest of that convo is absolute gold too:

Jerry:

"Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. ... Naw, I'm not ready for it.

George:

"If only something like that could happen to me."

Jerry:

"Oh, shut up you couldn't do it either."

George:

"I know."

 

[Brozay]

the ep where George eats the éclair out of the trash

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

the ep where George eats the éclair out of the trash

it was sitting on top

 

[Brozay]

it was sitting on top

JERRY: But it was in the cylinder!
GEORGE: Above the rim.
JERRY: Adjacent to refuse, is refuse.
GEORGE: It was on a magazine! And it still had the doily on.
JERRY: Was it eaten?
GEORGE: One little bite.
JERRY: Well, that's garbage.
GEORGE: But I know who took the bite. It was her aunt!
JERRY: Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides Man and Bum. You are now a Bum.

 

[I AM WARHOL]

Show i couldn't appreciate until i was older. It's so funny