Seinfeld: You Don't Even Know What A Write-off Is.

[Brady-Carter]

Fresh Mango..

 

[Robbie3000]

Had to come home and watch some episodes on DVD.

The Barber episode

 

[Kufismack]

"It hit the table"

 

[jwinfield]

H-E- Double N-I

 

[chineebai]

The best thing about seinfeld is that I grew up watching seinfeld as a kid and even though I didn't get everything i thought it was absolutely the funniest show. Now that I'm older, I can truly appreciate the genius of the show and just how amazing it is.

 

[HHR]

"The pig says 'My wife is a slut'?"







"Now that's a complaint"

 

[HHR]

"The pig says 'My wife is a slut'?"







"Now that's a complaint"

The look of satisfaction on Kramer's face

 

[Arithmetic]

When Costanza build that nap spot under his desk at work tho

 

[Majestyx]

the REALEST shyt to me was when Jerry was dating that one chick and he couldn't remember her name and he called her Mulva

bytches name supposed to rhyme wit a female body part... this dude goes wit "vulva" dafuk



man hands, the bania eps, and soup nazi were top episiodes. and all the puddy seasons

 

[nose hair]

this show is timeless, classic

 

[T-K-G]

hopefully this puts an end to all of the "nikkas don't watch seinfeld" posts i be seein on here

 

[DaveyDave]

i used to like it but every time i see an episode these days i can't STAND it, it's not funny at all.

 

[Soymuscle Mike]

I know ALL you cacs & niccaz been doubledipping them chips

Spoiler

Only way to do it, there's no way you can get a proper scoop on the first go; fukk I look like having one nice bite that's a perfect blend of chip and dip only to finish that off with some dry ass chip

Real niccaz and cacs go for seconds, fukk the world on some Pac shyt

 

[Propaganda]

I was handcuffed to the bed...in my underwear, where I remained.. (Scene cuts to another story)

She was attractive. She was, also, in fact, a Nazi.. (Cuts to another story)

The water that I had been swimming in was...very cold. And, when I dropped the towel, there was...significant shrinkage... (Scene cuts to, yet, another story)

Her parents were looking at me...So, there I was, with a marble rye hanging from the end of a fishing pole.. (Scene cuts to his closing statements)

In closing, these stories have not been embellished, because - they need no embellishment. They are simply horrifyingly...it's the story of my life as a short, stocky, slow witted bald man. (Gets up, begins to walk out but then turns back for a moment) Oh, and also...my fiance died from licking toxic envelopes that I picked out. Thanks again.

GOATSTANZA

 

[Monoblock]

Him hiding out under his desk with Steinbrenner's grand kids running around and asking Jerry to make a bomb threat so he wont get caught.

And Steinbrenner singing that song...

"Say kids tell me if you heard of this one...HEAAAAARTBREAKERRRR...LOVETAKERRRR...SHOEMAKERRRR...WONT YOU FIX MY SHOES FOR FREE"