Real talk fukk planet fitness
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This reminds me of the total OPPOSITE of a gym that ended up closing in Denver years ago. The below article is not a 
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Chubby-piqued health nut pitting the fit against the fat
(The Denver Post)
His bright-orange T-shirt says, "NO CHUBBIES" - and Michael Karolchyk means it. He hates chubbies - fat people, lazy people, muffins.
"I'm Polish," he says. "That makes me stubborn and mean. And I'm bald, so I can make fun of chubby people. ... You'll never get a hubby if you're a chubby."
He also throws cupcakes at chubbies at his health club, the Anti-Gym, with a spot downtown and a new one in Cherry Creek. His in-your-face attitude and edgy marketing on TV and radio have made Karolchyk "The Most Hated Man in Denver," says a recent profile in Mile High Sports Magazine.
"I get e-mails every day that say, 'I hope you die,"' Karolchyk says, or, more accurately, yells.
Michael Karolchyk and Lisa Pelster eschew the fat. (The Denver Post)
This guy is intense, like Bruce Willis imitating Jack Nicholson on a gallon of Red Bull yelling, "You can't handle the truth!"
Anti-Gym's motto is "Have Sex With the Lights On." The look of the gym is industrial. Near the workout area is a "BARF BUCKET" for people who push themselves too far. A roster keeps track of how people are doing at Anti-Gym: Dean's List, Jimmy Dean's Sausage List and the Fatso List. If you slack off in a drill, your entire group is punished. The men's and women's locker rooms lead to a coed shower area. And then there's the Ravish Room, a private room with a hot tub and sauna and shower that, with a secret code, only admits men with 11 percent body fat and women with 16 percent body fat. "It's the hardest club in Cherry Creek to get into," says Karolchyk. "It doesn't matter who you know or who your daddy is or how much money you have. And what happens in the Ravish Room stays in the Ravish Room."
article Chubby-piqued health nut pitting the fit against the fat
(The Denver Post)
His bright-orange T-shirt says, "NO CHUBBIES" - and Michael Karolchyk means it. He hates chubbies - fat people, lazy people, muffins.
"I'm Polish," he says. "That makes me stubborn and mean. And I'm bald, so I can make fun of chubby people. ... You'll never get a hubby if you're a chubby."
He also throws cupcakes at chubbies at his health club, the Anti-Gym, with a spot downtown and a new one in Cherry Creek. His in-your-face attitude and edgy marketing on TV and radio have made Karolchyk "The Most Hated Man in Denver," says a recent profile in Mile High Sports Magazine.
"I get e-mails every day that say, 'I hope you die,"' Karolchyk says, or, more accurately, yells.
Michael Karolchyk and Lisa Pelster eschew the fat. (The Denver Post)
This guy is intense, like Bruce Willis imitating Jack Nicholson on a gallon of Red Bull yelling, "You can't handle the truth!"
Anti-Gym's motto is "Have Sex With the Lights On." The look of the gym is industrial. Near the workout area is a "BARF BUCKET" for people who push themselves too far. A roster keeps track of how people are doing at Anti-Gym: Dean's List, Jimmy Dean's Sausage List and the Fatso List. If you slack off in a drill, your entire group is punished. The men's and women's locker rooms lead to a coed shower area. And then there's the Ravish Room, a private room with a hot tub and sauna and shower that, with a secret code, only admits men with 11 percent body fat and women with 16 percent body fat. "It's the hardest club in Cherry Creek to get into," says Karolchyk. "It doesn't matter who you know or who your daddy is or how much money you have. And what happens in the Ravish Room stays in the Ravish Room."
This reminds me of the total OPPOSITE of a gym that ended up closing in Denver years ago. The below article is not a
Chubby-piqued health nut pitting the fit against the fat
(The Denver Post)
His bright-orange T-shirt says, "NO CHUBBIES" - and Michael Karolchyk means it. He hates chubbies - fat people, lazy people, muffins.
"I'm Polish," he says. "That makes me stubborn and mean. And I'm bald, so I can make fun of chubby people. ... You'll never get a hubby if you're a chubby."
He also throws cupcakes at chubbies at his health club, the Anti-Gym, with a spot downtown and a new one in Cherry Creek. His in-your-face attitude and edgy marketing on TV and radio have made Karolchyk "The Most Hated Man in Denver," says a recent profile in Mile High Sports Magazine.
"I get e-mails every day that say, 'I hope you die,"' Karolchyk says, or, more accurately, yells.
Michael Karolchyk and Lisa Pelster eschew the fat. (The Denver Post)
This guy is intense, like Bruce Willis imitating Jack Nicholson on a gallon of Red Bull yelling, "You can't handle the truth!"
Anti-Gym's motto is "Have Sex With the Lights On." The look of the gym is industrial. Near the workout area is a "BARF BUCKET" for people who push themselves too far. A roster keeps track of how people are doing at Anti-Gym: Dean's List, Jimmy Dean's Sausage List and the Fatso List. If you slack off in a drill, your entire group is punished. The men's and women's locker rooms lead to a coed shower area. And then there's the Ravish Room, a private room with a hot tub and sauna and shower that, with a secret code, only admits men with 11 percent body fat and women with 16 percent body fat. "It's the hardest club in Cherry Creek to get into," says Karolchyk. "It doesn't matter who you know or who your daddy is or how much money you have. And what happens in the Ravish Room stays in the Ravish Room."
This is all in the name of fit p*ssy. The rest is bullshyt.
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awkwardblackgirl
Shakara
duck
Bills Mafia
Holy shyt.!! I get almost the same shyt at La fitness for $35 a month. Except we only get 1 basketball court and it aint 24 hours.
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Carolina Slim
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The bolded is the main reason I loved that gym. There is a severe lack of 24 hour gyms around here. Even the ones who advertise themselves as "24 hr" gyms are only open 24/7 from Monday to Friday; on the weekends it's some dumb 7 to 7 schedule...
When I was a member at Lifetime I loved going there on a Saturday night at midnight and being like the only person in there. I would lift, then shoot around in one of the massive basketball courts, and then finish up with swimming some laps. 
I would still be a member there if it wasn't for gas money. In fact, the gym I go to is closed on Christmas, and closes extra early on Christmas Eve. I guess I'll use my Powerblocks those two days... 
planet fitness = nikkas who are not serious about their workouts...well you can go there for running but anything else..fukk that
Majestic Pape
The-Coli = W SOHH = L
I worked at Planet Fitness for like a week and a half, I set that alarm off just because I was on some "fukk it" shyt, some chick got shook and fell off the treadmill (didn't actually get hurt, but kinda bruised her chin a little
), and I got fired the next day. 
This reminds me of the total OPPOSITE of a gym that ended up closing in Denver years ago. The below article is not a
Chubby-piqued health nut pitting the fit against the fat
(The Denver Post)
His bright-orange T-shirt says, "NO CHUBBIES" - and Michael Karolchyk means it. He hates chubbies - fat people, lazy people, muffins.
"I'm Polish," he says. "That makes me stubborn and mean. And I'm bald, so I can make fun of chubby people. ... You'll never get a hubby if you're a chubby."
He also throws cupcakes at chubbies at his health club, the Anti-Gym, with a spot downtown and a new one in Cherry Creek. His in-your-face attitude and edgy marketing on TV and radio have made Karolchyk "The Most Hated Man in Denver," says a recent profile in Mile High Sports Magazine.
"I get e-mails every day that say, 'I hope you die,"' Karolchyk says, or, more accurately, yells.
Michael Karolchyk and Lisa Pelster eschew the fat. (The Denver Post)
This guy is intense, like Bruce Willis imitating Jack Nicholson on a gallon of Red Bull yelling, "You can't handle the truth!"
Anti-Gym's motto is "Have Sex With the Lights On." The look of the gym is industrial. Near the workout area is a "BARF BUCKET" for people who push themselves too far. A roster keeps track of how people are doing at Anti-Gym: Dean's List, Jimmy Dean's Sausage List and the Fatso List. If you slack off in a drill, your entire group is punished. The men's and women's locker rooms lead to a coed shower area. And then there's the Ravish Room, a private room with a hot tub and sauna and shower that, with a secret code, only admits men with 11 percent body fat and women with 16 percent body fat. "It's the hardest club in Cherry Creek to get into," says Karolchyk. "It doesn't matter who you know or who your daddy is or how much money you have. And what happens in the Ravish Room stays in the Ravish Room."
The Co-ED showers though
The Co-ED showers though
this gym sounds amazing! @ the thought of not being able to get to the ravish room though 
wild100sboy
:mjpls:
FFC in Chicago it's expensive so it's a 
kinda place
it's expensive so it's a kinda place