Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Sandy_Cheeks]

any tattoo is ratchet to me

heres a list i came across years ago


The Rules for Men - AS IT SHOULD BE!
(Or, a starting point for future dating. )

1. Don't date a woman that doesn't accept compliments.

2. When you first meet a woman, listen not only to what she says, but what she DOESN'T say!

3. If you get an odd feeling about a woman, don't have sex with her- NO MATTER HOW HOT SHE IS!

4. Don't get a woman that doesn't work, or is underemployed (e.g. 35 years old and flipping burgers at McDonalds).

5. Don't date a woman who has 4 kids by 5 different guys (hey, maybe she did a threesome once?)

6. Don't date a woman with kids at all if you can help it. (No exceptions! )

7. If you do date a woman with kids, don't buy the kids a damn thing. That's what the crumbsnatcher's daddy is for!

8. Don't date a woman that reads Harlequin Romance novels.

9. Don't date a woman that has no hobbies or interests. (Sorry honey, sleeping and watching TV are NOT pastimes!)

10. Don't date a woman who's favorite restaurant is "Wherever you want to eat is fine with me."

11. Don't date a woman who says "You don't know what I've been through!" (A consequence of her own irresponsibility, perhaps?)

12. Don't date a woman that hits you playfully or otherwise. (Signs of the future.)

13. Don't date a woman that has no sense of humor.

14. Don't date a woman who knows all the bars that have Ladies' Night.

15. Don't date a woman who calls you more than twice a day (and twice is one too many), or at nutty hours of the day or night.

16. Don't date a woman that always has her girlfriend, sister, or other female by their side.

17. Don't date a woman who has overt tattoos, if any at all.

18. Don't date a woman who thinks current events in the news is J.Lo. and Ben Affleck. (kim k n kanye)

19. Don't date a woman who can't cook, clean, or do laundry. She's not going to magically learn once the ring is on her hand.

20. If you're into older women (like me), don't date a woman who takes her of-age daughter with her to the night club.

21. Don't date a woman that always says she's a "real woman looking for a real man". (Danger Will Robinson! Danger! --) Real woman = Loudmouth, smart-ass, vulgar bytch, Real Man = sap who'll put up with her and her crap.

22. Don't date a woman who dresses nice, but can never seem to keep her phone bill paid for.

23. Sugar daddy = a man who finances a woman's irresponsible habits.

24. Don't date a woman whose car seems to always have a new dent or mechanical problem every week. AND DON'T LOAN HER YOUR CAR!

25. Don't date a woman whose house is done in the leopard or tiger motif.

26. Don't date a woman whose bathroom is filthy.

27. Don't have sex with a woman who just sits or lays there when you initiate it.

28. Don't have sex with a woman whose favorite sex act is "I don't know".

29. Don't move in with a woman, don't let her move in with you. It's hard enough for married couples to live with each other.

30. Don't date a woman who gets bent out of shape because you just want to have a quiet night at home by yourself, after a long day at work.


31.Find out what type of relationship a woman has with her father and brothers. On that note don't date a woman who calls you "daddy," even in jest.

I have a couple tats and plan on getting more. Some bruhs like chicks with tats as long as they dont look "manly" or ratchet

 

[Malta]

I have a couple tats and plan on getting more. Some bruhs like chicks with tats as long as they dont look "manly" or ratchet

I'd never seriously date someone with tatts

 

[Tres Leches]

reincar your list is cool for the most part...but I have to disagree with #31 ..theres nothing wrong with her calling me 'papi' every now and then

 

[DaRealness]

I have a couple tats and plan on getting more. Some bruhs like chicks with tats as long as they dont look "manly" or ratchet

Then there's not a problem. Many of us with certain standards simply would never take you seriously as a potential partner, but there's always gonna be dudes out there who will, so don't worry about it. Do you.

 

[Rocket Scientist]

If your in a relationship,please know that your relatonship isnt between you and her. The people who know about your relatonship is her mom,her hairdresser,old lady co worker at her job,sister and best friend. Maybe not all 5 will know but know the examples i listed are closest to her.

 

[Rocket Scientist]

As for a woman with tats,me personally I wouldnt date a woman with a tat,if she had a tat it would have to be very small or hidden. But a tattoo of "Trevious" on her chest straight hoodrat status.Not saying all women with tats are bad,but not my type of hype

 

[skeetsinternal]

Dont ever talk to your girl with your back to the wall when discussing serious matters or have her hover over you in a dominant position. Put her against the wall and make sure u cup her chin with your hand to direct her attention to you when you speaking

 

[Rocket Scientist]

Dont ever talk to your girl with your back to the wall when discussing serious matters or have her hover over you in a dominant position. Put her against the wall and make sure u cup her chin with your hand to direct her attention to you when you speaking

elaborate more on the body positioning, back to the wall etc

 

[Shameonyou]

any tattoo is ratchet to me

heres a list i came across years ago


The Rules for Men - AS IT SHOULD BE!
(Or, a starting point for future dating. )

1. Don't date a woman that doesn't accept compliments.

2. When you first meet a woman, listen not only to what she says, but what she DOESN'T say!

3. If you get an odd feeling about a woman, don't have sex with her- NO MATTER HOW HOT SHE IS!

4. Don't get a woman that doesn't work, or is underemployed (e.g. 35 years old and flipping burgers at McDonalds).

5. Don't date a woman who has 4 kids by 5 different guys (hey, maybe she did a threesome once?)

6. Don't date a woman with kids at all if you can help it. (No exceptions! )

7. If you do date a woman with kids, don't buy the kids a damn thing. That's what the crumbsnatcher's daddy is for!

8. Don't date a woman that reads Harlequin Romance novels.

9. Don't date a woman that has no hobbies or interests. (Sorry honey, sleeping and watching TV are NOT pastimes!)

10. Don't date a woman who's favorite restaurant is "Wherever you want to eat is fine with me."

11. Don't date a woman who says "You don't know what I've been through!" (A consequence of her own irresponsibility, perhaps?)

12. Don't date a woman that hits you playfully or otherwise. (Signs of the future.)

13. Don't date a woman that has no sense of humor.

14. Don't date a woman who knows all the bars that have Ladies' Night.

15. Don't date a woman who calls you more than twice a day (and twice is one too many), or at nutty hours of the day or night.

16. Don't date a woman that always has her girlfriend, sister, or other female by their side.

17. Don't date a woman who has overt tattoos, if any at all.

18. Don't date a woman who thinks current events in the news is J.Lo. and Ben Affleck. (kim k n kanye)

19. Don't date a woman who can't cook, clean, or do laundry. She's not going to magically learn once the ring is on her hand.

20. If you're into older women (like me), don't date a woman who takes her of-age daughter with her to the night club.

21. Don't date a woman that always says she's a "real woman looking for a real man". (Danger Will Robinson! Danger! --) Real woman = Loudmouth, smart-ass, vulgar bytch, Real Man = sap who'll put up with her and her crap.

22. Don't date a woman who dresses nice, but can never seem to keep her phone bill paid for.

23. Sugar daddy = a man who finances a woman's irresponsible habits.

24. Don't date a woman whose car seems to always have a new dent or mechanical problem every week. AND DON'T LOAN HER YOUR CAR!

25. Don't date a woman whose house is done in the leopard or tiger motif.

26. Don't date a woman whose bathroom is filthy.

27. Don't have sex with a woman who just sits or lays there when you initiate it.

28. Don't have sex with a woman whose favorite sex act is "I don't know".

29. Don't move in with a woman, don't let her move in with you. It's hard enough for married couples to live with each other.

30. Don't date a woman who gets bent out of shape because you just want to have a quiet night at home by yourself, after a long day at work.


31.Find out what type of relationship a woman has with her father and brothers. On that note don't date a woman who calls you "daddy," even in jest.

some of these are over the top...

 

[gameover82]

how yall feel about woman with white tip nails

 

[Rocket Scientist]

how yall feel about woman with white tip nails

I guess thats a good thing,maybe women with no polish or crazy painted colors are keepers

 

[gameover82]

I guess thats a good thing,maybe women with no polish or crazy painted colors are keepers

the crazy color nails is a apart of a ratchet uniform

 

[skeetsinternal]

elaborate more on the body positioning, back to the wall etc

Its all about focus and control...u basically let her know u in charge and u serious. If a chic is hovering over you she is asserting dominance over you, so this is why u either stand up and get on the same level as her or u sit her ass down and you stand when discussing serious matters or trying to get her mentally controlled.

When you enter any room, dont ever have your back to a wall when discussing shyt with a female. If she has your back facing a wall and her's is facing an open area then she is asserting her dominance over you. You have to flip it and put her back against a wall to assert dominance and blocking her path out which is in basically instilling the fact that the only way out is thru you.

 

[Rocket Scientist]

the crazy color nails is a apart of a ratchet uniform

yea man the one nail painted and the other clear....thats strange

 

[Wild self]

Its all about focus and control...u basically let her know u in charge and u serious. If a chic is hovering over you she is asserting dominance over you, so this is why u either stand up and get on the same level as her or u sit her ass down and you stand when discussing serious matters or trying to get her mentally controlled.

When you enter any room, dont ever have your back to a wall when discussing shyt with a female. If she has your back facing a wall and her's is facing an open area then she is asserting her dominance over you. You have to flip it and put her back against a wall to assert dominance and blocking her path out which is in basically instilling the fact that the only way out is thru you.

great advice