Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Silky Johnson]

Never ask women that stuff, breh.

So you are going to ask another man what makes you attractive?

 

[SATAN]

So you are going to ask another man what makes you attractive?

Don't ask a fish how to get caught. Instead, ask the fisherman how to catch the fish.

 

[jadillac]

So you are going to ask another man what makes you attractive?

The thing is, most women, bc they're guarded of their image/reputation, aren't gonna tell you the truth about that breh.

They'll tell you they want a "nice, respectful, god fearing man"....but really they might want the tatted badboy, edgy, 2pac in a business suit. But they want to keep that on the low to protect their image.

So you wind up tayloring yourself to what they TELL you, when in actuality they don't really want that. So it's best to just be whatever you are.

So if you're a nerd, just be the flyest/coolest nerd you can possibly be. We've seen who wins that game in the end.

 

[MikelArteta]

Just had a group conversation with friends about this—a lot of us are flakey and petty, one wrong text, strange mishap, or “off” vibe during a date will usually result in cutting guys off/blocking them.

yup like i mentioned before went out with this chick a bunch of times, i said one slick thing about her sister that was it

remember last year it was raining didn't give a chick my jacket that was that

another chick invited me to axe throwing didn't bother going because I was lazy

 

[MikelArteta]

I usually deal with women over 30.. They SAY they want relationships.

If they're wanting a smash they don't make it very clear.

I think when women want something physical you know it.

breh you know what women say and what they want two different things


i want a nice good guy that will treat me right

but oh not you i can't destroy your friendship

 

[DeuceZ]

I’ll keep it short: broke up with an ex two years ago. We were together for 3+ years. We got back in touch last year, she’s telling me she was with an older guy (40+; I’m in my 20s) but realizes I’m her soulmate and wants to be with me. Says she stopped smashing guy, makes me wait a few months and lets me smash. Bruh the p*ssy was so loose I was beside myself. I just hit an escort/stripper (who I knew before her profession) after not seeing her for 3 years and her p*ssy was nowhere near as loose as my ex’s was. Her p*ssy in 2017 and 2019 were completely different, like it had lost all elasticity and was just a loose hole. The first few rounds were at night with the lights off and I couldn’t really tell. Before I hit, I asked her how she felt and she said “nervous” and I shoulda known something was up. What killed me is she was running game the whole time, telling me she wasn’t fukking anyone and we’re soulmates yada yada. I usually don’t fall for it but she got me. Her p*ssy felt like someone had just smashed no less than 24 hours prior. We stopped talking a few days later, when we got into a fight and I told her how I felt. I still feel bad for telling her. When I told her, all she said was “I don’t have a time machine.” It’s still killing me inside cause I really loved shorty but I can’t even really look at her the same. She’s still swearing she only slept with one guy since we broke up. Has anyone ever experienced this?

Damn breh

 

[Silkk]

I disagree 1000% breh.

Actually if I had listened to rappers advice on women instead of thinking they were simply being misogynistic or hateful, it'd be a lot less riff raff.

Instead, we listen to a lot of R&B singers and other love songs singers who are really only singing about a tiny 1% of good women that actually exist. And even those guys are only singing those type of songs because women are the ones supporting their albums

"If I ever gave a fukk about a bytch i'd always be broke"

 

[CarmelBarbie]

That women's intuition is often incorrect when it comes to men.

Maybe you can tell when dudes are cheating but judging a dude character y'all are often incorrect

But thanks for being honest

Meh it isn’t typically about cheating. It’s more about not liking certain things that may have been said or that you did that you might not even think was an issue. I did block a man recently because he was too fixated on my looks. He was so fixated that even while complimenting he wanted find out was wearing that evening and when I asked why, he made a comment about how he’s a man, so he just wants to imagine how sexy I’ll look that night and some other dumb shyt, I stopped responding, he continued texting me. I blocked him because it was making me cringe. He was super thirsty, within minutes of giving him my number( he approached me at a grocery store) he was blowing up my phone. The next morning 7am texts. I just... nah. The kicker that guy was in his late thirties.

My friend showed us a text of a man asking if he can send her a nude. That guy in his thirties...

A lot of times it’s small dumb stuff like that. On dates it’s honestly the same. Small dumb avoidable stuff that you might not even think was a big deal.

 

[CarmelBarbie]

yup like i mentioned before went out with this chick a bunch of times, i said one slick thing about her sister that was it

remember last year it was raining didn't give a chick my jacket that was that

another chick invited me to axe throwing didn't bother going because I was lazy

Accurate assessment. You get it. Yes we really can be that petty. But you have to understand that we’re like that about a lot of shyt, it’s not limited to men at all. I wouldn’t even take it personal, we’re hypercritical creatures.

 

[Silkk]

Accurate assessment. You get it. Yes we really can be that petty. But you have to understand that we’re like that about a lot of shyt, it’s not limited to men at all. I wouldn’t even take it personal, we’re hypercritical creatures.

Honestly don't sound that bad to me, I like to cancel chicks as early as possible now. Worst thing in the world is seeing all the red flags, letting them slide, and then getting wrapped up in that fukkery

 

[Arithmetic]

New coworker of 4 weeks. Was hot, now cold.

 

[jay83]

Just had a group conversation with friends about this—a lot of us are flakey and petty, one wrong text, strange mishap, or “off” vibe during a date will usually result in cutting guys off/blocking them.

Which explains why online dating can be a waste most of the time because you make one mistake and the bomb blows up.

Also explains why some women are so are never happy because when you get that petty you can never just enjoy life.

 

[George Gooney]

Which explains why online dating can be a waste most of the time because you make one mistake and the bomb blows up.

Also explains why some women are so are never happy because when you get that petty you can never just enjoy life.

Also explains why you need to be on your purpose and leave these rusty bytches alone.

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

This is facts. NEVER ever agree to that events shyt. Anytime a woman who's not in your circle of acquintances does that shyt, its a clear indicator that you dont make her draws wet and she thinks you're food for the streets.

I guess i gotta take my own advice today huh

This girl i met earlier in the week while out grocery shopping and shot my shot at i suspect is trying to play a nikka

I gave her my number on that night since I didnt have my phone with me. That was tueday. Friday after work she hits me up via text. So talk a Lil bit and i tell her we should chill and have a drink or two together this weekend. Shes like yeah she wouldnt mind that.

So later on in the night she texts me like her other sister is having a birthday on sunday but she is hosting a birthday dinner tonight at some food place then afterwards its karaoke. She asks me if I'd like to come with her.

The redflags started popping up when she followed with "there will also be other guys there" and that "i also dont know most of her friends so you wont be the only one meeting new people"

So shes scared of going alone and coming off lonely and awkward in front of her "sister's" 21st birthday that she wants to use me as a shield to make her look good desirable in that dinner

Nothing about that request suggested that she wants US to spend time and get to know each other, other than me being her tag along dude for the event

These bytches think they are slick. I havent even responded to that bulshyt text. Imma let it marinate and then reply later on in the night on some "oh sorry just seen your text now, i was out with a friend. Sorry couldnt make it. Lets grab drinks tomorrow and you tell me all about the dinner "

If she not down, then its bushes for her young single mother ass

 

[George Gooney]

I guess i gotta take my own advice today huh

This girl i met earlier in the week while out grocery shopping and shot my shot at i suspect is trying to play a nikka

I gave her my number on that night since I didnt have my phone with me. That was tueday. Friday after work she hits me up via text. So talk a Lil bit and i tell her we should chill and have a drink or two together this weekend. Shes like yeah she wouldnt mind that.

So later on in the night she texts me like her other sister is having a birthday on sunday but she is hosting a birthday dinner tonight at some food place then afterwards its karaoke. She asks me if I'd like to come with her.

The redflags started popping up when she followed with "there will also be other guys there" and that "i also dont know most of her friends so you wont be the only one meeting new people"

So shes scared of going alone and coming off lonely and awkward in front of her "sister's" 21st birthday that she wants to use me as a shield to make her look good desirable in that dinner

Nothing about that request suggested that she wants US to spend time and get to know each other, other than me being her tag along dude for the event

These bytches think they are slick. I havent even responded to that bulshyt text. Imma let it marinate and then reply later on in the night on some "oh sorry just seen your text now, i was out with a friend. Sorry couldnt make it. Lets grab drinks tomorrow and you tell me all about the dinner "

If she not down, then its bushes for her young single mother ass

This some real nikka shyt right here.