Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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I been cheating all year fam. 3 kills since New year's. Chic from hinge is in the bathroom as we speak. First link smash:yeshrug:

Wifey wants to have a "sit down" later today to talk about our relationship. I'm breaking it off. I haven't smashed her in bout 2 months. She's "busy with school" bytch I have needs :manny:
Just break up with her
 

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Someone said on Twitter what are women good for and this was the response. I'm not a women hater but this is funny
 

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Damaged my cell phone and still haven't replaced it yet and won't get a new one for ten days I'm off the grid. Was suppose to meet up with a chick today but hey can't confirm with no phone plus I'm sick of spending unnecessary money.
 

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All these hoes love “the office”.

Is the show really that good? ... every profile has a reference to it.
 

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I used to always pay for the first date. Now I'm thinking we should always split it. It's a good indication of a. if chick is really feeling you b. where her head is at.

If she's down to split it then she probably fukks with you and she has a good head on her shoulders.

If she makes a big deal out of it she is probably a bird, looking for a free meal or just expects the man to pay for everything.

What you think?

Thinking about trying this on Saturday. I've had girls offer to split it and I always say I got it but it's 2020 so fukk all that :russ:.
 

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I used to always pay for the first date. Now I'm thinking we should always split it. It's a good indication of a. if chick is really feeling you b. where her head is at.

If she's down to split it then she probably fukks with you and she has a good head on her shoulders.

If she makes a big deal out of it she is probably a bird, looking for a free meal or just expects the man to pay for everything.

What you think?

Thinking about trying this on Saturday. I've had girls offer to split it and I always say I got it but it's 2020 so fukk all that :russ:.

It’s funny. I was talking to a girl on Thursday, asked her out for wine. She couldn’t make the original date, but she moved it to a Tuesday. She pops up and ask me if I’m free on Sunday. I said; sure. So the bill came & it was $30 bucks. So I put my card down and I threw the bill at her. The girl was feeling me, so either way I didn’t mind. But I wanted to test her.

She said “Wooooooooow” and placed her $20. (Little does she know I kept her $20 in my pocket) I just wanted to see how she would act. During the walk her home she was like “I could of took myself out” :mjlol:

Then I grabbed her by her neck and said what? (She got turned on) & Proceeded to smash. I placed the $20 back her in jacket.

:mjlol:

technically I should of made her pay, but the bill wasn’t much.
 

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Don’t forget how every girl loves to travel because there’s nothing that makes me want to date a chick more than envisioning her getting dikked down internationally.

Breh, I’m about to change my whole profile. This is how convos go:

Me: Hey __ What are you gettin into?

Her: In Barcelona, have you been?

Me: Yeah, it’s dope. Been a few times

Her: What are some cool spots?

Me *Unmatch*

:hhh:

bytches think your tour guide nikka, ask you for advice for the NEXT nikka, or see you as a lick.

Bout to change all my travel pics out.
 

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Breh, I’m about to change my whole profile. This is how convos go:

Me: Hey __ What are you gettin into?

Her: In Barcelona, have you been?

Me: Yeah, it’s dope. Been a few times

Her: What are some cool spots?

Me *Unmatch*

:hhh:

bytches think your tour guide nikka, ask you for advice for the NEXT nikka, or see you as a lick.

Bout to change all my travel pics out.
damn breh I have a pic of me in Greece and it's literally my most reacted to pic on Hinge.

If that's what gets you in the door why take that away :patrice:

All these bytches travel. It's something y'all got in common save over travelled more than 99% of em so they always want to know where you've been.
 

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ok fellas i need some advice. I got a new lady im seeing and we decided to be exclusive like last week.. (First adult relationship where I actually kinda give a fukk about them). The problem is I went out with my boys last weekend and got drunk drunk, like back in college drunk, and I made out with some random from LA that was visiting...

Now for a while I was contemplating telling my new lady about it but thought better of it and decided to take it to the grave and just be more careful in the future.

Now my question yall...am I doing the right thing here? :win:
 

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If you want to ruin it before it even starts then sure knock yourself out. She’ll never forget it and you’ll be walking on eggshells.

The only way I’d ever recommend telling in that instance is if someone she knows saw you do it. Cause then she’d find out and best from you than someone else.

that doesn’t seem to be the case here. Now if it eats at your conscience then yeah you should tell her. I’m not that type of nikka though, keep that shyt to yourself.
 

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I been cheating all year fam. 3 kills since New year's. Chic from hinge is in the bathroom as we speak. First link smash:yeshrug:

Wifey wants to have a "sit down" later today to talk about our relationship. I'm breaking it off. I haven't smashed her in bout 2 months. She's "busy with school" bytch I have needs :manny:
Y’all dapping this :scust:
 
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