What's a dope watch out? Nothing crazy expensive but fly.
Also, some dope wallets
One of the vets gotta look at this one.@His_Excellence_Reincar
I need your help bad breh(no homo ). Yo i'm so close to simping this chick it's not even funny. I mentioned her a little earlier but check this breh:
I've been currently seeing this girl for almost 4 months now and she is going hard for your boy. I'm normally a little distant for safety reasons but i cant keep it up. The other night was like some soap opera love story shyt breh. She invited me out to a cafe downtown where she was performing(she does poetry and spoken word type stuff) so i get there and she goes on stage and dedicated a piece to me. And while she was reciting it all eyes was on me because it was obvious she was talking to me cause she was beeming in my direction the whole performance. I was trying hard not to look overly impressed but inside i was(). Thats not all though so we later on we went back to her place and she had dinner on the stove for us. Check it tho it was my favorite meal baked mac n cheese, baked chicken and rice n gravy.But i specifically remember her telling me she didn't know how to cook so in my head im like "caught this bytch in a lie already "...so we eat and the food is banging and she takes our plates into the kitchen to wash them and i'm chilling on the couch. I notice her laptop is beside me so i get a little devious and start looking through her search history looking to see what she really about I'm not gonna lie i was looking for ratchet evidence but found none... Yo tell me why all i saw was google searches for "how to cook" the meal she just made and online recipes. Right then and there i felt a little tremor in my chest.
The next morning we're in her bed sleeping and i feel a hand massaging my hair and face and open my eyes to her smiling at me. The first thing she said was "Good Morning, tiger". I felt simp mode about to be activated so i got up and bounced shortly after. Brehs I'm shook as hell right now!!! i know i can't take much more of this Is it safe to let my guard down around her??? Like damn
I've seen this happen sometimes. There was a really cute girl I knew from Oklahoma, I guess she'd be called a hawg here, who was married to a fairly successful guy that was a recon marine. She got into the acting game and she ended up getting looked at and talked to by TONS of really rich and powerful guys that she thought wanted to wife her up, but instead they just wanted to fukk. She thought that she could divorce her way to a better man, so she dumped him while he was deployed so she could get her game on.
She's alone again, back in Oklahoma. Two kids. No husband. Extremely jaded at the way Los Angeles and San Diego treated her after her divorce.
One of the vets gotta look at this one.
All I can say is that a girl can do all of this then still get cold in a second
Yep a chick can do all this, go out get hit on a Larry Fitzgerald type dude driving a s class and your history
As a man just enjoy the moment and realize it could end
There is never any benefit to simping. i know they say never say never but i'm saying never here. Simping is about as beneficial to you as pulling out a pistol and shooting yourself in the thigh.@His_Excellence_Reincar
I need your help bad breh(no homo ). Yo i'm so close to simping this chick it's not even funny. I mentioned her a little earlier but check this breh:
I've been currently seeing this girl for almost 4 months now and she is going hard for your boy. I'm normally a little distant for safety reasons but i cant keep it up. The other night was like some soap opera love story shyt breh. She invited me out to a cafe downtown where she was performing(she does poetry and spoken word type stuff) so i get there and she goes on stage and dedicated a piece to me. And while she was reciting it all eyes was on me because it was obvious she was talking to me cause she was beeming in my direction the whole performance. I was trying hard not to look overly impressed but inside i was(). Thats not all though so we later on we went back to her place and she had dinner on the stove for us. Check it tho it was my favorite meal baked mac n cheese, baked chicken and rice n gravy.But i specifically remember her telling me she didn't know how to cook so in my head im like "caught this bytch in a lie already "...so we eat and the food is banging and she takes our plates into the kitchen to wash them and i'm chilling on the couch. I notice her laptop is beside me so i get a little devious and start looking through her search history looking to see what she really about I'm not gonna lie i was looking for ratchet evidence but found none... Yo tell me why all i saw was google searches for "how to cook" the meal she just made and online recipes. Right then and there i felt a little tremor in my chest.
The next morning we're in her bed sleeping and i feel a hand massaging my hair and face and open my eyes to her smiling at me. The first thing she said was "Good Morning, tiger". I felt simp mode about to be activated so i got up and bounced shortly after. Brehs I'm shook as hell right now!!! i know i can't take much more of this Is it safe to let my guard down around her??? Like damn
Hypergamy at work
Women can't tell the difference between guys who just want to pump and dump and guys who actually want to wife them
Yeah you may look hot, have a great body but to many your just a rental car
That's what women fail to realize, yes you can get a guy to sleep with you, but can you get a guy who will be their in the Morning? Who will be there when your sick in bed? Or nagging on your period? Or when your looks fade at 28?
Or when he knocks you up?
I learned my lesson there, especially since I helped her through a tough time before that and it wasn't reciprocated in the least bit. The second I hit a rough patch, that's the time for you to think things over? Dogs show more loyalty than pretty much 90% of women.
@His_Excellence_Reincar
I need your help bad breh(no homo ). Yo i'm so close to simping this chick it's not even funny. I mentioned her a little earlier but check this breh:
I've been currently seeing this girl for almost 4 months now and she is going hard for your boy. I'm normally a little distant for safety reasons but i cant keep it up. The other night was like some soap opera love story shyt breh. She invited me out to a cafe downtown where she was performing(she does poetry and spoken word type stuff) so i get there and she goes on stage and dedicated a piece to me. And while she was reciting it all eyes was on me because it was obvious she was talking to me cause she was beeming in my direction the whole performance. I was trying hard not to look overly impressed but inside i was(). Thats not all though so we later on we went back to her place and she had dinner on the stove for us. Check it tho it was my favorite meal baked mac n cheese, baked chicken and rice n gravy.But i specifically remember her telling me she didn't know how to cook so in my head im like "caught this bytch in a lie already "...so we eat and the food is banging and she takes our plates into the kitchen to wash them and i'm chilling on the couch. I notice her laptop is beside me so i get a little devious and start looking through her search history looking to see what she really about I'm not gonna lie i was looking for ratchet evidence but found none... Yo tell me why all i saw was google searches for "how to cook" the meal she just made and online recipes. Right then and there i felt a little tremor in my chest.
The next morning we're in her bed sleeping and i feel a hand massaging my hair and face and open my eyes to her smiling at me. The first thing she said was "Good Morning, tiger". I felt simp mode about to be activated so i got up and bounced shortly after. Brehs I'm shook as hell right now!!! i know i can't take much more of this Is it safe to let my guard down around her??? Like damn
Curious, what book is this? Art of War?