I would love to shoot a bytch in the back as they run off my porch, with package in hand.
Then, I'd stand over them, asking "were sex toys really worth getting shot?"
Better than scaring them with a fake package. Then just carry them back inside the house and when the cops come say, "I just shot them because they were trespassing."
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