package thieves thread

[JodyHiighroller]

me neither and I've lived in apartments in Chicago (not the bad area tho) where they would just leave my shyt at the bottom of the entrance. one time I got accidentally delivered a big box, I opened it up and it was diapers. I tried to give it back but Amazon was like "keep it" so I drove that shyt to the proper house and left it there​

her getaway driver straight skrttted on her.

that's a flabby n sick girl to let a middle aged fat woman restrain her like that. ​

The getaway driver got the package too

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

This bytch stole a plant off our porch last friday night. We got alerted to her presence by our motion detector. I threw on some clothes and jumped on my bike to go looking for her, but she had disappeared by then. I'm pissed because it was my mom's plant who had passed away.

Worthless little thieving c*nt

Somebody stole my porch mums last year. I couldn't believe it. Who the hell steals flowers?

this video delivers....guaranteed

It's almost like she was trying to get caught. She's driving that super duper obvious bright ass irregular ass color car!

 

[Malta]

I've actually thought about that but I wouldn't know where to start. I need to jump on it before someone else beats me to it.

If you have diagrams for it, take it to a machine shop and see how much it would cost to get it made with the cheapest & strongest materials.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

What if somebody steals the Ring? That's what I'm afraid of.

 

[Easy-E]

Glad they delivery straight to my apartment office

 

[brickfare]

My old black neighbor about 65 hate young folks so bad, he put empty boxes on his porch and peep out his window and would come out with his shotgun..dude is nuts but cool as fukk

not even mad at this, lol

 

[puppetmaster]

I would love to shoot a bytch in the back as they run off my porch, with package in hand.

Then, I'd stand over them, asking "were sex toys really worth getting shot?"

I did not wanna laugh at this the way I did

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

3:04

 

[get these nets]

3:04

good pull

She's "shocked" but that's the exact demographic of people who would or COULD pull off these types of crimes. The ones who cops wouldn't follow or profile as they are driving slowly in a residential area in broad daylight. Best thieves are the ones hiding in plain sight.
Young Black guys get blamed for all crimes anyway, so it's actually a smart crime for these suburban whites to pull off. Cops will drive right past them on their way to crime scene and never suspect them.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

good pull

She's "shocked" but that's the exact demographic of people who would or COULD pull off these types of crimes. The ones who cops wouldn't follow or profile as they are driving slowly in a residential area in broad daylight. Best thieves are the ones hiding in plain sight.
Young Black guys get blamed for all crimes anyway, so it's actually a smart crime for these suburban whites to pull off. Cops will drive right past them on their way to crime scene and never suspect them.

There are countless videos of package thieves, and they are vast majority white, yet those people would call the cops with swiftness at the site of a black persom walking down their street. I'd love to see crime statistics if they were suspcious of themselves.

 

[BunchePark]

There is a policy that if you live in a gated community they will leave it on ya doorstep which is fukkery

Dusty ass 2 Dolla nikkas wtf wrong with a bytch stealing lol

shyt could be a box of dikks in the world we live in now

Funny because I bought my 1 year old a Kindle and sure enough it was delivered last Tuesday and wifey ask me if I seen it, this is after the first package from blk Friday never came but also never showed a delivered status when tracked, so 2 days later my next door neighbor comes out with both boxes like wtf

Coincidentally I'm home waiting on these damn red 11s to be dropped off and I wish a bytch would

 

[BunchePark]

Hoes taking plants? Lol just for that if I had caught her I would have hit that hoe with everything I had bruh call me whatever you want but she catching a combo right quick all body shots

Father of 3 daughters with my main thing almost 18 years in I'm 35 I love women but miss me with the moral shyt

Steal off my porch and hoe I'm putting hands and feet on you and the plant is yours to keep real shyt

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

streets gotta eat

 

[x2y]

Add Lazership to this. I just went through with it with the a$$holes.

 

[get these nets]

but wait it gets worse...fake ups,fedex.usps delivery guys now doing push in robberies