Only in the hood...

[Playeroni]

What about hood games:

Snatchees no snatch backs

Open chest

Hide and go geety'o

That one shyt where brehs seen a nice whip and shouted it was theirs (cant remember the name)

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Will have the whole house smellin good

 

[Ronnie Lott]

The rasta man comin thru the barber shop slangin insence and oils

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Knife with a wooden handle but one side missing

Half burnt/melted spatula

Got ice trays, but also got ice in all types of other containers in the freezer

Multiple yellow stains on the mattress

Can only use good chinaware when you got guests over

Ironing board covered with burnt marks

Got one good pair of AA batteries for 3 different remotes

Toddlers stay tripping of over extension cords

Grandma stay with a knee wrap

Neighborhood thots at shawnna crib on sunday afternoon getting they hair done tryna look fresh for school tomorrow

A bad auntie that everybody wanna smash

The baddest chick don't fukk with nikkas from the hood, but everyone wanna smash so nikkas that come scoop her up stay getting mean mugged

Got beef with a nikka you see everyday

A grocery store plastic bag full of grocery store plastic bags

If this ain't the fukkin truth

 

[hotbeezie]

Damn this shyt real
....









But I ain't going back

 

[TRFG]

Mismatched batteries

Lawn chair with the plastic strips missing

65" Projector TV with a burnt out bulb so everything has a green hue

Stove top covered with aluminum foil

Crooked picture frame

Recycled butter tubs used for everything from a cereal bowl to a meal box for work

Backyard looks abandoned with bike & lawn mower handles poking out from tall grass/weeds


Overturned portable basketball hoop

Bottom of the oven lined with aluminum foil

 

[Raiders]

This thread, so many memories

 

[TRFG]

WOW. that shyt was straight up racist and stereotypical smh. keep it bookmarked.

No, it wasn't.

 

[Jen The Prude]

You think you're somebody?

I've been on this site for years. Never once denied my whiteness and never once pretended to be black. At one point, I even had a picture posted in the Locker Room (since deleted for employment reasons), confirming I was white. One of the first threads I started was "Ask a Russian" which easily confirmed me being white. So miss me with that exposal bullshyt.

Oh, and just in case -920 wasn't enough, hold this neg.

Hit dogs will holler.

Your post was racist and any user who gave you any kind of positive feedback should feel embarrassed right about now.

And LOL at you thinking I care about reps.

 

[CashmereThoughts]

Smoke alarm chirpin for months

 

[How Sway?]

"Loose squares, loose squares"

 

[How Sway?]

You see a plastic grocery bag hung off of the knobs for the kitchen counter for use as a garbage bag.

I do that

Then again I live in the hood now so

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Knife with a wooden handle but one side missing

Half burnt/melted spatula

Got ice trays, but also got ice in all types of other containers in the freezer

Multiple yellow stains on the mattress

Can only use good chinaware when you got guests over

Ironing board covered with burnt marks

Got one good pair of AA batteries for 3 different remotes

Toddlers stay tripping of over extension cords

Grandma stay with a knee wrap

Neighborhood thots at shawnna crib on sunday afternoon getting they hair done tryna look fresh for school tomorrow

A bad auntie that everybody wanna smash

The baddest chick don't fukk with nikkas from the hood, but everyone wanna smash so nikkas that come scoop her up stay getting mean mugged

Got beef with a nikka you see everyday

A grocery store plastic bag full of grocery store plastic bags[/QUOTE]

Welp. I guess according to your list me & my family are some ghetto asses at heart. Though we live in the burbs, all the bolded can be found in my home right now.

 

[aXiom]

hdtv using rca cables

How the fukk did I miss this

 

[UserNameless]

Citi trends/ dds discount clothing stores....

...in addition to such other fine establishments as Church's Chicken, Roses, Big Lots, Lil' Caesars and Mrs. Winners. The hood gon eat.