Only in the hood...

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The one ice cream truck running after 10PM.

Lol. My late Dad used to work in DC in the 1970s and rented a room there. (The family lived in Southern VA and he came home every other weekend).
When we went to visit him during the summer I swear there was an ice cream truck that came through 3x a day! The last run was usually after 9pm.
For some reason it seemed normal back then.
 

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-knocking on Apt. E but the person in Apt.H comes out like "she at work, who is u" :gucci:


-going into a apartment building but ni99as standing in front of the door and dont move and give u the :dahell: look


-coming out a chick house and some random dude leaning on yo car talking on the phone
 

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Getting your house/apartment broken into and knowing immediately who did it.


Keep your circle small brehs.:martin:
 

Kairi Irving

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Neighbors asking to borrow some sugar or hot sauce



One Time my mom said fucc nah and that started a beef :mjlol:
 
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Old brehs in front of the likka store call you "youngblood" before asking you to go get them a pack of B & M's even though you're only 15.

Pizza Hut won't deliver to your crib because your apartment complex is too damn hood and "dangerous." The local Chinese spot ALWAYS delivers that shrimp fried rice, Lo Mein and egg rolls on time.

Older breh spends more time outside working on his car than driving it.

Spending $4 on a little cup of ice cream from the ice cream truck when you could get a half gallon for the same price at the store. Don't have a car and you know the ice cream would melt before you got home....

Pit (real pit/Staffordshire terrier) is the smallest type of dog in your neighborhood outside of the random chihuahua that some broad got for her kids.

Cops show up extra quick because they're always in the area anyway dealing with other shyt.

No single AND childless women....can only pick one.

The hotter it is, the more black folks you see outside (in the south). Each 10 degree drop in temperatures corresponds with a similar drop in black folks outside.
 

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A lodge of the Saints John of Jerusalem
-Pot on the back of the stove with no handle on it, with old hot dog water in it
-16 Country Crock butter tubs in the fridge........only 1 of them has actual butter in it
-Deck of cards with "BIG" & "LIL" written on the jokers
-An aunt in the back room yelling at no one in particular "don't be running in and out this house makin' all that noise, lettin' the air out!"
-Dog in the backyard tied to a tree barking all night, and only one person in the world can feed it without getting bit
This is true as shyt :russ:
 
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