Only in the hood...

[Gizza]

So many quotables gonna take 2-3 days to dap & rep. to the cacs & clowns comin wit that "only in the hood is it cool to not snitch" "self hate thread" GTFOH
Dumbasses don't even see that regardless of white supremacy & nearly a century to get basic rights. We as african,caribbean "blacc" americans made something outta nothing

Anyway bacc on topic.
Wake n bake then go to work/school
Smash the ugly big bytch on the low
When ya homies bout to run a train on a "drunk" bytch you leave
Whoopin a nikka ass in the parkin lot & someone hops out the whip "you're whippin him too bad"
Askin for a water cup fill it wit sprite
Mobbin the arab store stealin shyt ery wk
Bummy ass nikkaz always sellin something/askin for gas money outside wal mart

 

[user1]

Knife with a wooden handle but one side missing

Half burnt/melted spatula

Got ice trays, but also got ice in all types of other containers in the freezer

Multiple yellow stains on the mattress

Can only use good chinaware when you got guests over

Ironing board covered with burnt marks

Got one good pair of AA batteries for 3 different remotes

Toddlers stay tripping of over extension cords

Grandma stay with a knee wrap

Neighborhood thots at shawnna crib on sunday afternoon getting they hair done tryna look fresh for school tomorrow

A bad auntie that everybody wanna smash

The baddest chick don't fukk with nikkas from the hood, but everyone wanna smash so nikkas that come scoop her up stay getting mean mugged

Got beef with a nikka you see everyday

A grocery store plastic bag full of grocery store plastic bags

 

[user1]

Getting worked out by ma dukes because you got the lights on during the day

Having to put water in cereal, or eat a burger with regular bread and not buns if you even had bread

Washing up with water that was heated up on the stove because shyt was that tight.

Thread got me thinking about my youth man. Didnt have much but I enjoyed it.

We NEVER got real buns for hamburgers or hot dogs. For a while I thought regular bread was normal. They only appeared on special holidays if other people came over or they were on sale 2 for a $1.

 

[user1]

right next to metro pcs, nail salon, and laudramat, owned by the same asian family

I also notice you will always fine a Wing stop and Panda Express in every ghetto shopping center

 

[DMGAINGREEN]

That one bike nobody knows who it belongs to but the whole hood uses it

 

[Captain]

curling iron, computer, microwave, cordless phone, Playstation plugged into 1 wall outlet

Seen this growing up @ friends house and I was always scared to stay the night couldn't finish last level of Metal Gear Solid cuz his sisters blow dryer tripped the circuit breaker

 

[DMGAINGREEN]

The corner store man been selling you black & milds & dutches without asking for id since you were like 12 /13

 

[Cynical Thoughts]

I really dont like the premise of this thread but I'll contribute none the less.

Spent the night at my cousins house. In the morning before we rode out he lifts his bed to reveal his freshly mattress pressed white tee and jean shorts.

I was thinking .

 

[Adidacs]

empty freezers

 

[714562]

Delete

 

[Monster]

what do my black brehs know about this

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

Fights inside Ms Jackie store get shot outside her store on 15th Ave (Miami brehs should know this)

Ran trains on girls (every dude at least one, no matter how you feel about it)

A million churches around that no one in the hood attends.

 

[Gizza]

what do my black brehs know about this

Bein a valley/bay nikka the ice cream lady be havin a wide ass or sellin tamales in foodmaxx parkin lot outta her SUV

 

[GPBear]

no one's wearing a shirt, and it's like Autumn

VHS tapes

Ironing boards used as tables

Hair curlers, as if straight hair is what's stopping you from finding a man

Large salad bowls used for cereal, for dinner

Fridge has like a half empty carton of eggs, olive oil, and then a loaf of bread in the freezer

Some 3 year old that smells like broccoli and the late 1990s. They say it's a 'cousin'

 

[GPBear]

A large McDonald's cup used for ashing cigarettes on the lid