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Silkk

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Work tech support/repair at a pretty large corporation and have too many stories to share lol

Old or seasoned customers are just sad sometimes but sometimes can surprise me because some are technically efficient enough.

:why: every brother or sista i talk to damn near delinquent and in soft disco?

"I work in coding/engineering/*insert techy title*" really, why are you calling then fam and need assistance with something?

and I can attest to white women just being the flat out worst :snoop:

And the Injuns always complaining about their "slow Intanet speeds"

That Job Security though :ld:
HATE that shyt
 

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yo the same scenario happened to me in staples..except the cat had another dude with him and i didnt know any of them nikkas...i approached one of them dudes who was circling in the printers area...asked if he needed help cuz that was my job..meanwhile his man was stealing digital cameras and shyt..he said he was cool, shook my hand which i thought was odd, and left. however there was a dude in there who was a keyholder...not even an actual manager..homo ass white boy with a tongue ring..he was a straight bytch and acted like he was boss...well they all reviewed the tape and dude remarked to the other managers he thought i was in it...my boy who was in the lockup getting some electronics shyt out heard him and told me later after work..so im pissed at this point and was to going confront him over it.. but my boy was like cool out..the next day them dudes came back to the store..same shyt but my manager already called the cops as soon as they walked in...they walked out and cops hemmed them up with the quickness...now i thought everything was cool after that but once i left to go back to college a week later that was it with me and staples...even though i didnt know it...i went back in the summer to get back on the schedule, there was a new manager running the store...had me interview and everything like ppl in the store didnt know who i was..i later found ol boy was talking that shyt talmbout i couldnt be trusted and that was enough for the manager to be like we're not hiring anyone right now:smh:..pure bullshyt

If I was you I woulda confronted that cac fakkit and given him a piece of my mind. I don't let white people pull their snake shyt on me without me letting them know I know what shyt they pull and how they're wrong/bytch ass cowards.
 

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they expect you to know everything

you know the thingie does the thingie thing and its like white and orange

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They dont read the back of coupons and they expect you to read to them what is excluded in the coupons limitations...
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Like you really thought DKNY was gone be marked down 70% off plus an extra 20% off coupon before 3??
 

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This did not happen yesterday but happened to me recently and has happened to most of us in here....

Manager calls your register to tell you to go on your break or that your done for the day:


"Shuts light off"

Looks at the last person who has their light up...

"Miss your my last customer"...

"Dumbass woman points to someone behind her to say "Okay but they have been waiting for a long time/an hour" now...

You just ignore them cause you don't want to get bothered with it....then other times you have to repeat it when the person you told was last is almost fully cashed out....

like they actually expected you to ....endure them...


2 days ago when I was done for the day and started picking up the red baskets as the final thing....I walked past a line and witnessed the following exchange:


A cashier said a lady was her last customer and the lady used the "The person behind me has been waiting an hour" bullshyt they love to say....first of all nobody waits on a line for 1 hour in a supermarket....you mean to say SPENT AN HOUR In the store blocking workers trying to clean and procrastinating but your too lazy to wait a couple minutes on line ...

The lady who is supposed to be last in line turns behind her and says some joke....I forgot the exact quote and im paraphrasing but basically it was a smart ass response about how "it worked" with a smile on her face.....like its all a joke to them...

i cannot stand people who take their frustrations out on how a business is run on the actual workers/cashiers...

shyt that annoys me is that the person has been working hard all day....u barely even thank them when they tell you your the last customer and instead basically give them a "fukk you" by trying to add one more person to the line...just some disrespectful shyt...then having the nerve to make a "joke" ...

i want to see what the reaction of that lady is if/when somebody comes to her job if its something like a hospital and when she is getting ready to leave say "ive been waiting___1 hour"..





























something else....in a thread like this im surprised none of you mentioned the "Tattletale" customers....the punkasses running to the managers for everything...you get into something with a customer and you see them walk by and stop at the front end to say something to the manager....like you serious? :wtf:

grow up....just straight up abusing the system....they making them run too rampant in customer service..
























oh yeah yall did i tell you the story that happened with me last night that this man and woman came on my line with a baby......bought up to almost $500 in food....payed it with 2 separate EBT cards......but then stole a separate order of $2.65 for tomatoes? :beli: :beli:
 

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I work from 2 to 6 today...i know there are gonna be some crazy ass people just like yesterday because today is both nfl conference games...i pray im not working super bowl sunday
 

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I hate kids with stupid parents. This kid walked around stacking fruit on a scale then goes over to the salad section and starts removing price tags then runs away with them :wtf: all while his mom was ignoring it just saying "Papi come here, papi come here" while looking at other shyt
 

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Stupid ass lady yesterday didnt know how to turn on her wifi switch, tried to help her and the idiot tried to get mad like it was the company's fault her internet wasnt working. Be wanting to slap hoes like that :snoop:
 

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I hate kids with stupid parents. This kid walked around stacking fruit on a scale then goes over to the salad section and starts removing price tags then runs away with them :wtf: all while his mom was ignoring it just saying "Papi come here, papi come here" while looking at other shyt

This is y I hate this whole "women can multi task" bullshyt myth....that dumb broad u described could not even pay attention to what her son was doing in the produce section and removing price tags...

U got dumb "'multitaskers" who watch the screen like hawks but then u always got to say "Miss can u take some stuff down so I can keep bagging" :beli: and u get the annoying ass "OH MY!!" :whoa: like they cannot focus on 2 things at once...

Bunch of bird brains I tell u....they need to be kept in order....these simp company heads who made customer service like this decades ago need to get slapped in the face....who started this "the customer is always right" expression? Imagine a patient getting mad at a doctor and telling him "I'M a Patient"...."The patient is always right"...

Some of these people be treating it like its their hobby......like get a life....its a business transaction...handle ur biz and get the fukk out...these women be spending more time in the supermarket making workers miserable than spending time fukking their husbands...

There needs to be a mass...mass overhaul....











Surprised none of u mentioned this yet but u remember when these fools years ago trampled that security guard to death on Black Friday at Green Acres? Bunch of vultures..they need help
 

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This is y I hate this whole "women can multi task" bullshyt myth....that dumb broad u described could not even pay attention to what her son was doing in the produce section and removing price tags...

U got dumb "'multitaskers" who watch the screen like hawks but then u always got to say "Miss can u take some stuff down so I can keep bagging" :beli: and u get the annoying ass "OH MY!!" :whoa: like they cannot focus on 2 things at once...

Bunch of bird brains I tell u....they need to be kept in order....these simp company heads who made customer service like this decades ago need to get slapped in the face....who started this "the customer is always right" expression? Imagine a patient getting mad at a doctor and telling him "I'M a Patient"...."The patient is always right"...

Some of these people be treating it like its their hobby......like get a life....its a business transaction...handle ur biz and get the fukk out...these women be spending more time in the supermarket making workers miserable than spending time fukking their husbands...

There needs to be a mass...mass overhaul....











Surprised none of u mentioned this yet but u remember when these fools years ago trampled that security guard to death on Black Friday at Green Acres? Bunch of vultures..they need help

You should quit your job, breh. :ehh:
 

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had a cac give me a stare down last week......hes a real racist pos......im happy i didnt say nothing tho....im maturing
 

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.....................................smh
 
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