Official Fast X Thread. Part I of III on the way

[jdubnyce]

Just got out of the theater man wtf did i just

Im officially too old for this shyt. Family. My family. Vin staring with the constipated face all movie like he shooting for the oscar. The Rome part was dope but then it just kept getting silly. At least a sci fi flick will set up the rules of the universe so we know who is immortal who got the magic and shyt. They eat BBQ sip some Coronas and then turn into the super saiyan family. And what the fukk is Dom?!? Is he cuban, italian or puerto rican? Saw lil B all grown and he aint matching the baby from part 9

Don't need logic when you have.....family

 

[Ribbs]

The Fast franchise done it again brehs

They started a new arc with even higher stakes. Family, faith and ridiculousness. I was so giddy watching this. They just had fights to fill up space because they can. The banter was real and helped with the legit funnier moments in this. The entertainment dial hasn’t been at level 11 since Fast 6 and this was a refreshing sequel to the franchise. Tying everything back to the best movie of the franchise makes all of this so much better.

Spoiler

Breh Dom drove up a ramp, hit a crane to nudge a rolling bomb into a river and when the bomb blew up, the dodge just missed the blast radius. My n*gga

Momoa was so damn good as Dante. Over the top but so ruthless that there’s no turning him, you can’t make him apart of the family. Just a ball of chaotic energy throughout the film. He was rocking purple pleated pants in Brazil with various rings and large medallion necklaces. This was a perfect villain for Dom and crew.

 

[Ribbs]

As for Part 2

Spoiler

Remember, Vin had an all girls team movie in the pipeline. They could easily make one bringing the Antarctica team and Hobbs together to stop Dante. Dom’s sister too, we don’t know about her whereabouts after Jacob picked up Little B.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Bare.....HAND

You didn't see how he played up the struggle? I thought @Ed MOTHERfukkING G being the wrestling fan that he is would appreciate the struggle selling to put over the move.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Momoa was so damn good as Dante. Over the top but so ruthless that there’s no turning him, you can’t make him apart of the family.

Breh he even said at one point "Not everyone becomes a part of your family, Dom" Whoever wrote that line deserves an Oscar.

 

[Busby]

Spoiler

Rock hasn’t said ONE word about his cameo in the post credit scene. Not one word on social media about it. Gal Gadot acknowledged it on her platforms and is happy to be back.

Meanwhile Dwayne is media silent and hasn’t said one peep about it. Dude is posting his workouts and his meal plans but meme about the movie going number 1 worldwide and his appearance in it.

That’s how YOU KNOW he feels a way about it.

Pride is a motherfukka

 

[Roid Jones]

Spoiler

So after taking a monumental L with Black Adam, Rock went crawling back to Vin Diesel

 

[Roid Jones]

Spoiler

Rock hasn’t said ONE word about his cameo in the post credit scene. Not one word on social media about it. Gal Gadot acknowledged it on her platforms and is happy to be back.

Meanwhile Dwayne is media silent and hasn’t said one peep about it. Dude is posting his workouts and his meal plans but meme about the movie going number 1 worldwide and his appearance in it.

That’s how YOU KNOW he feels a way about it.

Pride is a motherfukka

Spoiler

Rock tried to steal the franchise and took an L, he then got a spin-off which was an L, Black Adam flopping and him getting kicked out of DC HQ are double L's now he's back as a cameo, the dude is just racking up Ls

 

[Mister_DoItNice]

Spoiler

So after taking a monumental L with Black Adam, Rock went crawling back to Vin Diesel

Family can always come home.

 

[Deltron]

Spoiler

Rock tried to steal the franchise and took an L, he then got a spin-off which was an L, Black Adam flopping and him getting kicked out of DC HQ are double L's now he's back as a cameo, the dude is just racking up Ls

Spoiler

Can't spell Dwayne DougL-as Johnson without L

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

"because...it is an absolute abomination "

He did point out some good stuff...brie Larson was fukkin awful as she always is, in this. She is an abhorrent actress. And, vin diesel is actually...trying to act...in this movie why? Lmao. He is so bad as usual lmao

 

[NoMorePie]

It's fake but imagine if this shyt actually was the post credit scene

 

[JordanWearinThe45]

I don’t know if I grew out of this shyt but it was type wack, shyt is too damn wild and outlandish lmao. Ima get some p*ssy and then go see it, might have been a lil aggy due to buns deprivation

 

[Ribbs]

"because...this movie is an absolute abomination "

He did point out some good stuff...brie Larson was fukkin awful as she always is, in this. She is an abhorrent actress. And, vin diesel is actually...trying to act...in this movie why? Lmao. He is so bad as usual lmao

Amanda being bothered by Brie's shoes and eyebrows

Sean complaining about the ending and Amanda just had two words for him: The Snap

 

[Derek Lee]

Spoiler

The cac that crawled out of the punching bag right after Dante's goonies invaded Shaw's crib.
You could hear him yelling in the beginning
Roman: "I could understand all of this, but what is THAT?"
Tej: "You was scared, weren't you?
Roman:
Tej: "You was scared,"