The audacity of this b!tch
Meanwhile, she's a part of a 22-year-old franchise that has gotten cornier and more ridiculous with each movie that comes out.
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The audacity of this b!tch
Meanwhile, she's a part of a 22-year-old franchise that has gotten cornier and more ridiculous with each movie that comes out.
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just got back from seeing this........
vin deisel got some nerve turning dom into what ever he is
vin deisel got some nerve turning dom into what ever he is
Saysumthinfunnymike
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Corny is subjective, ridiculous is the entire point.
They been upping the ante since Fast Five.
The point is her comments were hypocritical and stupidCorny is subjective, ridiculous is the entire point.
Saysumthinfunnymike
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The point is her comments were hypocritical and stupid
I couldn't care less about her comments, I was replying to the part of your post that had to do with the franchise itself.
My post was responding to her comments. Are you OK?
Saysumthinfunnymike
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My post was responding to her comments. Are you OK?
Are you ok? My reply was about the franchise, not her (which you included in the post).
So why did you quote me? What was the point?
Saysumthinfunnymike
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Because you seemed confused. The franchise is completely ridiculous and is self-aware of that. Your post suggested that it isn't self-aware.
I didn't say that it wasn't self-aware. Like I said, my statement was in reference to Michelle Rodriguez's comments.
Finally carved out time for this tomorrow evening. I fully expect to ruin someone's movie by laughing at all kinds of shyt that probably wasn't intended to be comedy.
Saw it last night, and YEP. Inappropriate laughter throughout. This was easily one of the dumbest movies I've seen in my entire life, and I was thoroughly entertained by the nerve of them just throwing shyt out there, and not even caring if it sticks.
Having a maybe 11 year old kid whip a muscle car around an empty lot, with the goal being to learn how to do absurd jumps, like Dom was teaching that motherfukker the Force. 
Jakob teaching said child how combustion works, establishing that at least some basic rules of science exist and apply, while Dom proceeds to break every rule of physics in every scene he's in.
Jakob spending the whole movie on the run with the kid, just for Dante to literally just drive up beside him and snatch him off the back of the car.
Kid only being available to snatch because he climbed out of a moving car to try to unjam two large cannons with LIVE fukkING ORDINANCE in them.
Making a big dramatic moment out of Jakob dying, when literally NO ONE dies in these movies. Han JUST came back from getting smoked, the movie starts with the main villain not dying when he presumably would have (complete with monologue about how he was medically dead for two minutes as explanation for how ridiculous he is), and then they bring back Gisele back like 20 minutes after Jakob blows himself up in a situation where he definitely didn't need to.
Then thinking they're clever by offhandedly mentioning that they stole a sub early in a movie, with the sub showing up later, and Gal Gadot popping like "Ay, what's good?"
Easily the worst movie I've seen since F9, but I'm still gonna watch the next one, because at least it's bad in an incredibly entertaining way. :Mjlol:
Jakob teaching said child how combustion works, establishing that at least some basic rules of science exist and apply, while Dom proceeds to break every rule of physics in every scene he's in.
Jakob spending the whole movie on the run with the kid, just for Dante to literally just drive up beside him and snatch him off the back of the car.
Kid only being available to snatch because he climbed out of a moving car to try to unjam two large cannons with LIVE fukkING ORDINANCE in them.
Making a big dramatic moment out of Jakob dying, when literally NO ONE dies in these movies. Han JUST came back from getting smoked, the movie starts with the main villain not dying when he presumably would have (complete with monologue about how he was medically dead for two minutes as explanation for how ridiculous he is), and then they bring back Gisele back like 20 minutes after Jakob blows himself up in a situation where he definitely didn't need to.
Then thinking they're clever by offhandedly mentioning that they stole a sub early in a movie, with the sub showing up later, and Gal Gadot popping like "Ay, what's good?"
Easily the worst movie I've seen since F9, but I'm still gonna watch the next one, because at least it's bad in an incredibly entertaining way. :Mjlol:
humminbird
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I finally saw this
I really liked this one. much better than F9
yeah the story doesn't really make sense and there's plot holes but I know what I'm walking into and basically just went with the ride.
Dante was
Why was Rita Moreno even in this movie? she was there for like 2 seconds and then dipped
Brie Larson wasn't that bad. she did ok.
that jack reacher dude. he was ok but I was laughing when he started talking to Toretto about how spies are being replaced with computers and all that. I was like first of all this speech has been in like 10 different movies already and second this has nothing to do with this movieToretto is only doing this because his family is in danger right now. He was chilling out.
People in my theater were laughing a little too hard at Tyrese. he wasn't that funny
Daniela
with that said I don't know why Vin thinks he's getting all these spinoffs but if they are made I'd watch all of them
I really liked this one. much better than F9
yeah the story doesn't really make sense and there's plot holes but I know what I'm walking into and basically just went with the ride.
Dante was
Why was Rita Moreno even in this movie? she was there for like 2 seconds and then dipped
Brie Larson wasn't that bad. she did ok.
that jack reacher dude. he was ok but I was laughing when he started talking to Toretto about how spies are being replaced with computers and all that. I was like first of all this speech has been in like 10 different movies already and second this has nothing to do with this movie
Toretto is only doing this because his family is in danger right now. He was chilling out.People in my theater were laughing a little too hard at Tyrese. he wasn't that funny
Daniela
it really ended like a Saturday morning cartoon though
Glad the rock is back. indifferent to Gal but it's whatever.
Glad the rock is back. indifferent to Gal but it's whatever.
with that said I don't know why Vin thinks he's getting all these spinoffs but if they are made I'd watch all of them
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OmegaK2099
Gettin' It In
Momoa def killed it tho, I looked forward to all his scenes. Crowd cheered at the end scene after the cliffhanger and it was Tuesday evening
OmegaK2099
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The audacity of this b!tch
Meanwhile, she's a part of a 22-year-old franchise that has gotten cornier and more ridiculous with each movie that comes out.
NYChase718
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just got back from seeing this........
vin deisel got some nerve turning dom into what ever he is
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